leaked nonatums mlp fanfic #2

lol holy shit
long sequel yes
stay for the shock ending
btw Rtc ur in it!!!!




three weeks exactly after dash-
dash's carbonated massacre, he cold, dry corpse begat to twitch
Little by little, through powers unknown, life began to flood back into the sexually mutilated pony, unfortunately these unknown powers did not have the powers to flood bodies with painkillers as they do with life. The first thing poor dash-dash did as she woke from the dead was the inevitable strained scream, which hardly sounded due to the obliterated trachea

Slowly the higher powers reformed her body, as slowly as painfully. Once completely healed, struggling through the agony and the patriarchal oppression, sharp aluminum shards replaced her bones, a feeling she was far too familliar with. she was the pony equivalent of Wolverine.

When the shock passed she knew only one purpose
Revenge
She screamed with the fury of 300 baseballs and shot into the air with the speed of 300 baseballs, whirring pas the clouds -- though a foolish action due to the patrol of sky-pepsis directly above. She only heard the lasers fly past her due to her AD that jerked her away from them
"Kiss my ass!" She screamed as she simultaneously raped both patrolling Pepsi cans with one hoof, they fall down to earth.
She ascends higher and takes off north

... MEANWHILE
A deep voice bellowed to two Italian plumbers.
"If I ever see this shit happen again, both of your asses will be in my collection. You two gay fucks are dismissed."
Said the super massive Pepsi can with the ever present "inflation"
The two plumbers walked out, but as Luigi was exiting, the bellow re-entered his ears.
"Green one. Stop."
He could only obey.
"Show me your toadstool"
Luigi quivered "Mister Pepsi...! No matter what authority you have, I would never-"
The loud clang of aluminum rattled as the behemoth hopped one closer to the druggy plumber.
"No! Stay away!"
Again, one closer, the inflation before his face.
"I beg of you-Noooo!"
Were his last, distant words


Wearing a leather jacket and a thick black mustache, vigilante Dash-Dash in the post apocalyptic world of Pepsi Domini, where all humanity and wildlife is enslaved and branded under the mark of the American Soda Circle (Pepsi symbol).
Dash Dash arrives at an underground resistance bar, she has a few shots and contemplates her vengeance, completely silent.
The two bartenders, Harold and Kumar tried to ask what fucked her up so much, but as she began her story they were stoned off their asses. And didn't hear a word.
The sounds of helicopters could be heard in the distance. Everyone fell silent.
One of the men screamed "PEPSI CO.!" And everyone burst into action. Everyone was armed with firearms within seconds, heading out the front door with them.
Except for Dash-Dash.
She burst through the ceiling at unfathomable speed, eyes dead locked on the heli-driving pepsis, disregarding the troopers below,
A burst in velocity lets her ram through a heli unharmed, said heli spiraling out of control and crashing into the solid ground with an incinerating explosion. The mere shockwave threw many of the resistance below as well as the Pepsi co riot troopers off balance, being then thrown into midair by the second heli crash caused by dash dash, some caught in the fire.
She then landed on the ground, behind the crew of riot troopers.
They all turned to her.
"Your gay." She spoke before whipping out a razor sharp aluminum appendage from her head to look like a horn before charging headon into the group , soda spraying all over her front as she did.
Some bullets went through her ass, but due to her bones of aluminum, it didn't do shit but make her wince

When all the work had been done she wordlessly left the cheering of the resistance.


MEANWHILE AGAIN

Using the mutilated carcass of Luigi as an ornament for his inflation, Pepsi ruled with an aluminum fist.
He was enjoying a cup of Pepsi when one of his regents burst through the door. "Sir! Sir! The resistance has skyrocketed in power! They took out our control party party we sent in mere seconds!"
The massive Pepsi bellowed "Naruto! Slow down!"
He slowly explained the footage the bug canon the roof of the bar planted months prior.
Pepsi's top opened in astonishment.
Just that time, Dash-Dash expertly bursted through the wall, impaling Naruto-San immediately with her aluminum horn, saying in a deep voice "You're next, horsefucker!" And charged at Pepsi. Moving swifter than the winds, Pepsi jumped out of the way and smashed Dash-Dash's hind hooves.


She screamed in pain, "You cunt!" She charged out, adrenaline as a painkiller, her hind legs ripped right off, hovering in the air she looked Pepsi dead in the eye and yelled "For RTC!" And began to shape into a larger, chunkier Pepsi can with a larger, thicker, swirlier inflation. "Noo!" Pepsi shouted lastly before Pepsdash sonic rainboomed her inflation straight through Pepsi's hole, all his sweet nectar flooding out as he shrivels in a vacuum.

Covered in Pepsi, dash-dash reverted back to her pony form, hind legs still removed, she opened the cage that held RTC and made out with him because he's a pony fucker too, despite virtually witnessing her raping a man to death, but the last thing they heard was the whistle of a missile followed by a deaf-deathenning explosion.

There, behind the two whore corpses stood Nonatums tall and proud, covered in mists of blood and Pepsi.
"My liege, you have been avenged." He said in kneel before the empty can of gargantuan Pepsi.

He stood and took his place on the throne, instantly ruling with infinite power.

what the fuck is this

the result of too much time and edgy irony

you should send this to EqD or something and see what happens

not touching that horsefucker site with a 60 foot pope

you could always send the bullshit to sethisto's shitty tumblr since apparently he has a tumblr???

why the fuck do you wanna troll some shitty tumblr?

i don't have a tumblr, nor will I get one
rt this is your chance to be the messenger of aids

diseased immediately comes to the conclusion that it's le epik trolling because obviously anything sent to somebody which doesnt suck their dick is clearly trolling

also even if it is le epik trolling sethisto runs the premier site for ponyfaggots everywhere and hes bound to have like a septillion followers on tumblr which could spread this magnificent thing so there you have it

queen gilda wrote:diseased immediately comes to the conclusion that it's le epik trolling because obviously anything sent to somebody which doesnt suck their dick is clearly trolling

almighty god rtcity does it ironicly so it is ok

why is diseased calling someone out for perceived irony when his entire personality is literally ironically shitposting and ironically liking dingoes

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:

queen gilda wrote:diseased immediately comes to the conclusion that it's le epik trolling because obviously anything sent to somebody which doesnt suck their dick is clearly trolling

almighty god rtcity does it ironicly so it is ok

yaaaaaaa

queen gilda wrote:why is diseased calling someone out for perceived irony when his entire personality is literally ironically shitposting and ironically liking dingoes

id don't like ironically retard that is really stupid

is it impossible for rt and diseased to be in the same thread without flopping their bitvhtits at each other?

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:

queen gilda wrote:why is diseased calling someone out for perceived irony when his entire personality is literally ironically shitposting and ironically liking dingoes

id don't like ironically retard that is really stupid

arent you the same person who made an entire shitty ironic playthough of katawa shoujo and then did the same thingfor the maiden rape assault violent semen inferno is it really hard to imagine you ironically liking dingoes considering that we dont even have dingoes in america

queen gilda wrote:

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:

queen gilda wrote:why is diseased calling someone out for perceived irony when his entire personality is literally ironically shitposting and ironically liking dingoes

id don't like ironically retard that is really stupid

arent you the same person who made an entire shitty ironic playthough of katawa shoujo and then did the same thingfor the maiden rape assault violent semen inferno is it really hard to imagine you ironically liking dingoes considering that we dont even have dingoes in america

made katawa shoujo because of dinkly i play the other because amsk8r told me to and i just like dingos just like you like griffons

queen gilda wrote:

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:

queen gilda wrote:why is diseased calling someone out for perceived irony when his entire personality is literally ironically shitposting and ironically liking dingoes

id don't like ironically retard that is really stupid

arent you the same person who made an entire shitty ironic playthough of katawa shoujo and then did the same thingfor the maiden rape assault violent semen inferno is it really hard to imagine you ironically liking dingoes considering that we dont even have dingoes in america

and griffons and cartoon ponies dont exist you stupid motherfucker

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:
made katawa shoujo because of dinkly

ok so basically you played it ironically then

i play the other because amsk8r told me to

do you just do whatever someone tells you to without question

and i just like dingos just like you like griffons

so in other words you want to fuck dingoes alright m8 good to know you finally came out of the closet

queen gilda wrote:

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:
made katawa shoujo because of dinkly

ok so basically you played it ironically then

i play the other because amsk8r told me to

do you just do whatever someone tells you to without question

and i just like dingos just like you like griffons

so in other words you want to fuck dingoes alright m8 good to know you finally came out of the closet

um i was not implying you fucked griffons but ok

queen gilda wrote:

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:
made katawa shoujo because of dinkly

ok so basically you played it ironically then

i play the other because amsk8r told me to

do you just do whatever someone tells you to without question

and i just like dingos just like you like griffons

so in other words you want to fuck dingoes alright m8 good to know you finally came out of the closet

rt casually discusses how he wants to fuck birds cut the shit you faggots

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:um i was not implying you fucked griffons but ok

no dont worry its not like there have been entire threads devoted solely to pointing out that fact and that you just admitted to having the same relationship with dingoes

queen gilda wrote:

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:um i was not implying you fucked griffons but ok

no dont worry its not like there have been entire threads devoted solely to pointing out that fact and that you just admitted to having the same relationship with dingoes

Dude seriously why would i fuck a dingo that is animal cruelty and bestiality is not okay

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:

queen gilda wrote:

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:um i was not implying you fucked griffons but ok

no dont worry its not like there have been entire threads devoted solely to pointing out that fact and that you just admitted to having the same relationship with dingoes

Dude seriously why would i fuck a dingo that is animal cruelty and bestiality is not okay

because you just said you did

like lol no offense but you of all people should have known exactly what you just implied considering how long youve been here