Re: Nintendo E3 2014

by **SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14** Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:26 am

skylanders is shit and nintendo are not making a shitty rip off of them they just have the dlc stands which are actually game breaking shit considering you can level up there stats in smash bros and probably gonna get fucking hacked like fuck and be op as shit in game

by **alyaza** Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:27 am

i think the best part of nintendo's whole shtick is that they can not only get away with literally having no new ideas since the good old dasies of the 1980s, but they can also continually release the same thing over and over again and still make money off of it due to NOSTALGIA!!!!!!!

this is what you enable them to do, nintendo fanboys.

by **alyaza** Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:28 am

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:skylanders is shit and nintendo are not making a shitty rip off of them they just have the dlc stands which are actually game breaking shit considering you can level up there stats in smash bros and probably gonna get fucking hacked like fuck and be op as shit in game

this is what you enable them to do
feel bad, peasant.

by **link63** Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:41 am

Oh yeah at the end miyamoto was playing a new starfox that i can already tell is going to be shit, you know why ?

FUCKING, REQUIRED, MOTION CONTROLS ON THE FUCKING GINORMOUS GAMEPAD.

by **QueenTipsy** Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:18 am

not going to lie Splatoon looks fun as hell

by **QueenTipsy** Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:54 am

hello

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pokemon art game
yesssssssssssssssssssssssss

by **alyaza** Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:57 am

oh my god are you fucking serious with this

by **QueenTipsy** Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:00 pm

I'm an art nerd
leave me to my art game damn it

by **chill the fuck out** Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:29 pm

link63 wrote:Holy FUCK was this shit

"Miis, you know the things in like every nintendo game ever ? yeah, well they're in"

Skylanders Smash broskies edition (amiibo)
Dynasty Warriors Gundam : Zelda Expansion Pack (Hyrule Warriors)
Shitty Weeb Fetish Game, The Squeakul (Bayonetta 2)
The stupidest title iv'e ever heard in my life (Yoshi's wooly world)
3rd Person shooter nobody gives literally a fuck about (Splatoon)
Mario Level Editor for people who are too kewl for emulators (Mario Maker)
Zelda, Blue Laser Arrows and Robits (New Zelda)
Cure for Insomnia (captain toad)
and for the first time
A Kirby game on the wii u in full hd graphics, KIRBY CANVAS CURSE 2

"Well that was a great E3, but we have one more reveal..."

Being completely serious here though, this is such a wasted potential of a conference and this was the cherry on the shit cake, you work with people who have one of the most beloved and well known game characters of all time, and do not utilize that character. instead.......

LEAD DEVELOPERS WAIFU JOINS THE FRAY

waiit, mario maker?
fuck, the internet is clogged with that shit already with Mario Builder and the Hello Engine dominating that shit, yknow aside from the actual rom hacks which are everpresent in mario games

by **alyaza** Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:33 pm

i like how almost every post that isn't a qt post is basically bashing the conference or the games. shows how good nintendo is

by **chill the fuck out** Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:41 pm

slamjamsk8r wrote:i like how almost every post that isn't a qt post is basically bashing the conference or the games. shows how good nintendo is

nintendo used to be good now theyre just cold
all theyve got left for them is pokyamen

and i dont even like pokemon

by Viral Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:48 pm

never forget fd's argument about that went something like the fact that the game had 3d excused it being shitty, or that 3d > quality or something

there's no way nintendo planned to do the remakes it's pandering for the cash dollers and it's gonna be exact same shit as x/y

by **QueenTipsy** Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:53 pm

someone like Splatoon
they liked my post
so its like 98% hate
but hey not every one likes theses types of games

by Viral Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:58 pm

splattoon also looks like shit, sorry tipsy
you can just barely tell whats even going on from the screenies

by **mega!!!!** Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:02 pm

plus really i'd like to see a pokemon spinoff that actually makes an effort like what we saw with the n64/gbc

by **alyaza** Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:08 pm

you know, i've also come to realize that at the very least nintendo can dish it out -- but the problem is that what they dish out is shit, since they dish it out so fast.

by **QueenTipsy** Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:09 pm

:u
the game looks like it needs a little more work but still
it looks fun to me

by Viral Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:14 pm

qt how do you understand what splattoon is even about? like im not trying to be snarky or rude but the screenshots are confusing and terrible looking

by **QueenTipsy** Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:43 pm

they should use game play????????
like you cover the map in your teams color to win
you can swim in your ink but your slow as hell in the other teams ink

it looks like there are different type to laying ink down
like bombs a sniper and other stuff

by **SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14** Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:56 pm

i agree this new splatoon looks fun as hell

by **got places to be** Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:57 pm

FUCKING SNOOOORE

THIRTY MINUTES OF XENOBLADE IS FIVE TIMES TOO MANY MINUTES

by **got places to be** Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:04 pm

I DID NOT WAKE MYSELF UP EARLY FOR THIS

SOMEONE CUT THE FUCKING POWER IN THE WII U ALREADY NOBODY WANTS TO SIT THROUGH NEARLY AN HOUR OF FUCKING XENOBLADE NOT EVEN A WEEABOO

by **QueenTipsy** Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:10 pm

lol your watch the after stream
the opening only had a bit of everything

by **got places to be** Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:21 pm

hyrule warriors gameplay is so hype

so hype

by **alyaza** Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:38 pm

okay people you can stop sucking nintendo's dick already.

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