How To Fix ‘How To Fix Nintendo’ Articles

http://kotaku.com/how-to-fix-how-to-fix-nintendo-articles-1512730743

you know shit's fucked when KOTAKU is the voice of reason amid all of this

fuck all of these HURR DURR NINTENDO IS DOOMED clickbait articles

it reminds me of all the ~tech bloggers~ who write articles about how MICROSOFT IS DEAD PLEASE SWITCH GUYS!! PLEASE!! THE LONELINESS IS KILLING ME even though MS is making record revenue

naturally a company makes shifts internally when they fucking bomb it doesn't mean that they're 'dead' nintendo is still pissing money from the success of the wii/NDS

oh my fucking god FINALLY

LIKE SERIOUSLY DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW FUCKING TIRED I AM FROM ALL OF THIS SHIT

"HUEHUEHUE NINTINDURR MAIK GAYM 4 SMURTPHEENS U GIT MONI"

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PEACE OF SHIT

Princess Daisy wrote:oh my fucking god FINALLY

LIKE SERIOUSLY DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW FUCKING TIRED I AM FROM ALL OF THIS SHIT

"HUEHUEHUE NINTINDURR MAIK GAYM 4 SMURTPHEENS U GIT MONI"

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PEACE OF SHIT

TAP START TO RICH

PLS PLS NINTENDER 2 MAIK GAEMZ ON MUH CASUWAL PHOENE???? :( NINTENDOOMED RITE MAH BROEZ??? PLS???

PLS PLS PLS SOMNY IS DA BEST COMPENIS JOIN DA MUSTARDRAISIN!!! PLS MARIO ON PS4??? FUCK U NINTENDO I HATE YOU PLS MARIO ON PS4. :)

GUYS S-S-SONY ISN'T IN TROUBLE!!!! NINTENDO IS!!! YEAH!!! LOOK AT THEM THEIR STOCK IS DOWN LET'S IGNORE THE FACT THAT THEY'RE STOCK IS STILL THE BEST OUT OF ANY GAEM COMPANY SANS GOOGLE OBVIOUSLY!!!

I WANT MARIO NINTENDO BABY GAMES ON MY DEVICE

MUH MASCULINITY!! I CAN'T OWN A WII U NO MATTER HOW CHEAP AND GOOD THEY ARE!!

flamscooter wrote:GUYS S-S-SONY ISN'T IN TROUBLE!!!! NINTENDO IS!!! YEAH!!! LOOK AT THEM THEIR STOCK IS DOWN LET'S IGNORE THE FACT THAT THEY'RE STOCK IS STILL THE BEST OUT OF ANY GAEM COMPANY SANS GOOGLE OBVIOUSLY!!!

hhaaa i hate this it shows how many people are clueless about economics

stock goes down 5 cents COMPANY IS DOOMED EVERYONE ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL OVER!!!!!!!

its like how people thought EA would actually die after /4/chane leraided that consumerist poll for worst company lololololol keep dreaming lusers

Fukniggas be talkin shit nout Ninty Dee motherfuckers gonna be treated like a bitch

purn2 wrote:

flamscooter wrote:GUYS S-S-SONY ISN'T IN TROUBLE!!!! NINTENDO IS!!! YEAH!!! LOOK AT THEM THEIR STOCK IS DOWN LET'S IGNORE THE FACT THAT THEY'RE STOCK IS STILL THE BEST OUT OF ANY GAEM COMPANY SANS GOOGLE OBVIOUSLY!!!

hhaaa i hate this it shows how many people are clueless about economics

stock goes down 5 cents COMPANY IS DOOMED EVERYONE ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL OVER!!!!!!!

its like how people thought EA would actually die after /4/chane leraided that consumerist poll for worst company lololololol keep dreaming lusers

that was so stupid there are companies in that poll that have accidentally ruined the lives of its customers or even other people like that one bank that foreclosed on the wrong house and refused to compensate them at all

ea is way worse than that of course

gary oaky wrote:

purn2 wrote:

flamscooter wrote:GUYS S-S-SONY ISN'T IN TROUBLE!!!! NINTENDO IS!!! YEAH!!! LOOK AT THEM THEIR STOCK IS DOWN LET'S IGNORE THE FACT THAT THEY'RE STOCK IS STILL THE BEST OUT OF ANY GAEM COMPANY SANS GOOGLE OBVIOUSLY!!!

hhaaa i hate this it shows how many people are clueless about economics

stock goes down 5 cents COMPANY IS DOOMED EVERYONE ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL OVER!!!!!!!

its like how people thought EA would actually die after /4/chane leraided that consumerist poll for worst company lololololol keep dreaming lusers

that was so stupid there are companies in that poll that have accidentally ruined the lives of its customers or even other people like that one bank that foreclosed on the wrong house and refused to compensate them at all

ea is way worse than that of course

i accidentally put my reaction to this in the ~~~intellectual bill nye~~~ thread

flamscooter wrote:

gary oaky wrote:

purn2 wrote:

flamscooter wrote:GUYS S-S-SONY ISN'T IN TROUBLE!!!! NINTENDO IS!!! YEAH!!! LOOK AT THEM THEIR STOCK IS DOWN LET'S IGNORE THE FACT THAT THEY'RE STOCK IS STILL THE BEST OUT OF ANY GAEM COMPANY SANS GOOGLE OBVIOUSLY!!!

hhaaa i hate this it shows how many people are clueless about economics

stock goes down 5 cents COMPANY IS DOOMED EVERYONE ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL OVER!!!!!!!

its like how people thought EA would actually die after /4/chane leraided that consumerist poll for worst company lololololol keep dreaming lusers

that was so stupid there are companies in that poll that have accidentally ruined the lives of its customers or even other people like that one bank that foreclosed on the wrong house and refused to compensate them at all

ea is way worse than that of course

i accidentally put my reaction to this in the ~~~intellectual bill nye~~~ thread

i dont see it

whatever i'll just retype it

"really? god dammit. i knew my retarded conservative kin would be upset but i didn't think anybody actually credible would care"