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I had to stay home again,But I actually feel better today

I cut open my asshole today at school and it hurts to live

lckelear wrote:

tangy wrote:I cut open my asshole today at school and it hurts to live

how the fuck

long story but here we go

day at school was going fine today, last period, I've got this. walk out of the classroom to go to the washroom (I don't even bother to ask anymore I just walk out). go into a stall, do my thing, pull some toilet paper and do that. suddenly, paper feels very smooth against my butthole, im like "shit I don't think I had diarrhea?", inadvertently glance at paper, it's SMEARED with blood. I yell out 'oh fucking shit' I guess I cut open my cornhole with the awful toilet paper we have in our dispensers. sit there for a while not knowing what to do (taking too long to get back to class, bleeding out, getting ass-blood all over my clothes etc), eventually decide to pull em up and get the hell out of there.

stall in the hallways FOREVER. no fucking way am I going back to class with a bleedy ass and sitting down on my clothes with a bleedy ass. blood running down my leg. BELL RINGS. might be in trabbu for skipping but I don't care, I've got bigger fish to fry. fight my way back to class, get my stuff, get the hell out before teacher can ask questions.

FINAL BOSS: I must get home, either walk a few miles back home or sit on my clothes in a faster vehicular route. take the risk and go for the ladder. JEANS SURVIVE and somehow weren't stained with my ass. underwear will never see another day of battle. will buy this brand again.

by the time I got home the blood had mostly stopped but I took a shower and opened the floodgates again. sat around eating microwave macaroni on the toilet waiting for it to end. its back to normal I think but im gonna play safe for a while.

everything's in the wash and im wearing some red flannel pajyma pants

butthole still hurts tho

neck hurts

tangy wrote:

lckelear wrote:

tangy wrote:I cut open my asshole today at school and it hurts to live

how the fuck

long story but here we go

first period

why didnt you just get a bunch of toilet paper and sit on it like a pad

ahh my god that's some shit

in future dictionary prints, under the word "suffering" there's just going to be your entire story quoted there

holy hell what kinda toilet paper is your school using

ammy gets his period

"holy hell what kinda toilet paper is your school using"

It's definitely not fancy charmin ultra.

@lke

You stop thinking rationally when you are bleeding everywhere out of your butt. Also I've been feeling cramps all day so maybe it is a period.

master caster wrote:@lke

You stop thinking rationally when you are bleeding everywhere out of your butt. Also I've been feeling cramps all day so maybe it is a period.

or you have a serious rectal bleeding issue and should really go see a doctor

if you shit and its solid black or nearly black then you have internal bleeding and need to see a doctor as soon as possible

spinnythings wrote:

master caster wrote:@lke

You stop thinking rationally when you are bleeding everywhere out of your butt. Also I've been feeling cramps all day so maybe it is a period.

or you have a serious rectal bleeding issue and should really go see a doctor

if you shit and its solid black or nearly black then you have internal bleeding and need to see a doctor as soon as possible

Uh, ew

but my time has come I refuse

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

master caster wrote:@lke

You stop thinking rationally when you are bleeding everywhere out of your butt. Also I've been feeling cramps all day so maybe it is a period.

or you have a serious rectal bleeding issue and should really go see a doctor

if you shit and its solid black or nearly black then you have internal bleeding and need to see a doctor as soon as possible

Uh, ew

but my time has come I refuse

what the fuck ammy? this is your chance as the leading role in doctor-roleplaying S&M scat porn, and you're letting it go to waste

shit, we've got to get another pair of brazilian twins in here to show us how it's done

zac of hte mac wrote:you're letting it go to waste

shit,

waggles eyebrows

hue inconcievable puns

ive been looking for my dsi all day today I cant find it arghhh

I wanna continue pokemon heartgold but I cant do it without something to play on

I had 30 minutes of free time before I started homework

I spent 20 minutes of that time having my game bug out and crash on me
and another 10 doing shit I can't even remember

before I knew it my time was up

$1.39 for a tension spring is why i rarely buy shit from ace

i like to think that cream soda is the undrinkable nectar of the gods sent to earth to purge all the evil from earth because i never see that shit in stores but i know it exists and i've tried it before and it's glorious aside from the fact it destroys your body

right now im really pissed due to spinny being a dick