bitching and moaning general

salty wrote:

master caster wrote:I'm never sure what my avatar is because I am always on my phone

GLORIOUS ODDISH

the best pokemon

I cought an oddish in my gold version and its been kicking ass and taking names so I made it that

Typing with my left hand is difficult

Belossom is way better than veliplume

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:
obviously im totally making it up and should just jog until i collapse from being unable to breathe

lol go ahead and do that

go get hit by a car you bitter assface

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:
obviously im totally making it up and should just jog until i collapse from being unable to breathe

lol go ahead and do that

go get hit by a car you bitter assface

if a car was driving towards you you would let the adrenaline pool in your microcock and just stand there bitch

rep till failure run till failure

salty wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

tangy wrote:
lol go ahead and do that

go get hit by a car you bitter assface

if a car was driving towards you you would let the adrenaline pool in your microcock and just stand there bitch

rep till failure run till failure

id step out of its way. or run to the side in any case im not gonna try to outrun it by running in the same direction its traveling

what are you gonna do if the person is intentionally trying to hit you clever guy

salty wrote:what are you gonna do if the person is intentionally trying to hit you clever guy

run out of the way cars arent as maneuverable as people

haha spinny sure wouldn't pack the balls to run away because he'd just sit there and whine about MUH LUNG

Spinny holds his hands in the air as a pair of terrorists close in on his motorized scooter: out of power; out of time. One shouts dirty Sand language and points his weapon at Spinny's greasy, acne-stricken face.

He holds both arms in the air in a 't' shape and shouts, 'TIME OUT! I have exercise-induced asthma!'. The terrorists hold him random for $520,000.

no actually id run the opposite direction the car is coming at me from in a retarded panic till it eventually runs me over because people cant run faster than cars

Hah if a car were chasing me I would lock my solid steel legs to the ground and stop the car in its tracks with my powerful arms I earned through hard work and not making excuses like spinny does

Lol tough talk about cars even though you don't own one

HOW TO NOT GET HIT BY CAR a guide by spinny

are you being run down by someone in a vehicle? are you wondering if you can survive this possibly fatal predicament? well im here to tell you that you can, and here's how.

first, dont do this. people dont run faster than cars. the fast man alive, usain bolt, maxed out at 27.79 mph. cars can go over 100 mph. dont try to outrun the vehicle that is trying to run you down.


instead, step (far) out of its way like this. vehicles are big and cant turn easily. if you have enough time (picture not to scale) you can easily avoid being hit by a car. but dont step out of the way too soon or the driver can just correct his approach and hit you anyway. you should probably also hide somewhere so that the driver cannot turn around right after and charge you again.


and that's how to survive being run down by a car. this has been spinny bringing you the facts, and dont forget, dont try to outrun a car!

Lol @ spinny. What a pussy

you're right im a pussy man i should just use my rocket launcher to blow the car up before it hits me

or punch it when it comes into contact with me and flip it end over end like a REAL MAN who OBJECTIFIES WOMEN

mad nurd

tough talk about 'objectifying women' when you spend countless hours trying to perfect your OC's tits

yeah what about ava you asshole you're the only one objectifying women here

fuckin tumblr hippocraps

BODY SHAMING why cant you love her for the way she is manpiggu?

HAHA this reminds me of an amazing thing let me find it hnngh i should be studying right now

same here lel