how was your day otrecliner

people love their smokes and booze

i swear i'm a druggie, i smoked a whole marijuana and the uni at a party

a whole FREAKING marijuana

gary oaky wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

gary oaky wrote:when i said machines i meant exercise equipment beyond dumbbells and bars with weights attached to them not drugs haha

'machine' sounds like a super intense 5000x concentration steroid-adrenaline mix

3) Machine, slang for dope needle. One who uses dope becomes a machine for it and they feel that they are just a machine when they don't have any more dope.

ok i mean these:

inferring that less than 100% of "body builders" don't roid it up

baby oil does wonders, ammy

"i'd rather be a dick than a swallower"

let's get down to business

to defeat

the HONHONHONs

flammahnigga wrote:the HONHONHONs

Victory on the honfront

apologies to all our doctor who fans but i watched it and i dont mean to sound like dudebro but its the gayest nerd shit ive ever watched

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:the HONHONHONs

Victory on the honfront

you're the saddest bunch i've ever met,

go HONHONHON, pack up, you're through

how could i

make a STRAIGHT WHITE CISSEXUAL HETERONORMATIVE CHRISTIAN ATTRACTIVE MALE MAN

out of YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

mclovin wrote:apologies to all our doctor who fans but i watched it and i dont mean to sound like dudebro but its the gayest nerd shit ive ever watched

i don't think we have any. also i've seen like 3 episodes of the first new season and it's decently interesting but i think watching doctor who and da companyan travel around time and space and experience random happenings in history (which has always been an odd interest of mine, just seeing the world and being there when interesting little things happen idk) is more entertaining than all the metaphysics bullshit and all the races and shit the series conjures up

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:the HONHONHONs

Victory on the honfront

you're the saddest bunch i've ever met,

go HONHONHON, pack up, you're through

how could i

make a STRAIGHT WHITE CISSEXUAL HETERONORMATIVE CHRISTIAN ATTRACTIVE MALE MAN

out of YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

are you trying to parody weird al? you couldnt even match the syllable count nerd

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:
Victory on the honfront

you're the saddest bunch i've ever met,

go HONHONHON, pack up, you're through

how could i

make a STRAIGHT WHITE CISSEXUAL HETERONORMATIVE CHRISTIAN ATTRACTIVE MALE MAN

out of YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

are you trying to parody weird al? you couldnt even match the syllable count nerd

no i was trying to inject epical sandadomo may mays into that song weird al's songs usually don't even have anything to do with the source

ojhh i thought you were doing all about the pentiums for some reason

i fuggin love that song

i want to be
the very best
like noone ever
HHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN

lckelears avatar looks like it has a moustache the same color as its lip

mrspurinization wrote:lckelears avatar looks like it has a moustache the same color as its lip

da-da da doo da da!


HON

Think I injured my hand on the way Home from the club.
I was pissed off and smacking shit.

It hurts.

take asprin if your a pussy grind your teeth and endure the pain if you're an actual man who is in touch with his ancestral roots of the great Serengeti planes

mrspurinization wrote:i didnt stop when i was running i really need to bring water with me when i do that

i forgot to mention that i went up this one deadend road today and this guy's house is at the end of the road and i was running towards it and then oshit they're coming up behind me they probably thought i was coming to rob them or something

i just kept going and waved at them when they passed me

mrspurinization wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:i didnt stop when i was running i really need to bring water with me when i do that

i forgot to mention that i went up this one deadend road today and this guy's house is at the end of the road and i was running towards it and then oshit they're coming up behind me they probably thought i was coming to rob them or something

i just kept going and waved to them when they passed me

i have the same thing happen to me every time i go outside

i always wear full black clothing and whenever im running in the opposite direction of a jogger listening to an ipod, i feel like i look so fuckin sketch that i just sort of slow to a walk

this was especially a problem when i used to wear a big gay gothic trench coat (this exact one actually) whenever i went outside

lckelear wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:i didnt stop when i was running i really need to bring water with me when i do that

i forgot to mention that i went up this one deadend road today and this guy's house is at the end of the road and i was running towards it and then oshit they're coming up behind me they probably thought i was coming to rob them or something

i just kept going and waved to them when they passed me

i have the same thing happen to me every time i go outside

i always wear full black clothing and whenever im running in the opposite direction of a jogger listening to an ipod, i feel like i look so fuckin sketch that i just sort of slow to a walk

this was especially a problem when i used to wear a big gay gothic trench coat (this exact one actually) whenever i went outside

jesus christ why would you ever wear that