how was your day otrecliner

repost if you are a beautiful strong sex addict who dont need no roman catholic church

flamscooter wrote:i'm not fukkin catholic

im surprised considering all the hispanic countries are mainly catholic since spain was

mrspurinization wrote:

flamscooter wrote:i'm not fukkin catholic

christianity is catholicism and branches of it you fucking tard

name one christian church that endorses wasting sperm. you cant even admit that you're a sinner. suck my cock poser

i'm my own denomination BISH NIGGA, ask any nondenominationalist and they'll think about it and tell you that it's "ok every now and then as long as you stay away from EVIL PORN!!"

flamscooter wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

flamscooter wrote:i'm not fukkin catholic

christianity is catholicism and branches of it you fucking tard

name one christian church that endorses wasting sperm. you cant even admit that you're a sinner. suck my cock poser

i'm my own denomination BISH NIGGA, ask any nondenominationalist and they'll think about it and tell you that it's "ok every now and then as long as you stay away from EVIL PORN!!"

HAHAHA no they won't

you can't just change the rules of the church because you feel like it, you obviously don't take the religion as seriously as you want us to think

it's not a rule nerd, my denomination (nondenomination i guess) says "do the shit the bible tells you" and the bible even gives you fucking guidelines on how to clean up after masturbating

flamscooter wrote:it's not a rule nerd, my denomination (nondenomination i guess) says "do the shit the bible tells you" and the bible even gives you fucking guidelines on how to clean up after masturbating

haha do you have a source to back that up loser

the bible also tells you to not masturbate or waste any of your sperm, silly fundie

mrspurinization wrote:

flamscooter wrote:it's not a rule nerd, my denomination (nondenomination i guess) says "do the shit the bible tells you" and the bible even gives you fucking guidelines on how to clean up after masturbating

haha do you have a source to back that up loser

the bible also tells you to not masturbate or waste any of your sperm, silly fundie

sause, and the guy who got in trouble for wasting his sperm got in trouble because he wasn't fulfilling family duty to have sex with a girl (it's complicated)

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+15&version=CEB

it's leviticus so it's obviously extremist and irrelevant after the 40 year desert wandering, but it mentions it in the same context as periods

EVERY SPERM IS SACRED

dont even try to win this one ammy i know so much more about da biebal than you do

flamscooter wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

flamscooter wrote:it's not a rule nerd, my denomination (nondenomination i guess) says "do the shit the bible tells you" and the bible even gives you fucking guidelines on how to clean up after masturbating

haha do you have a source to back that up loser

the bible also tells you to not masturbate or waste any of your sperm, silly fundie

sause, and the guy who got in trouble for wasting his sperm got in trouble because he wasn't fulfilling family duty to have sex with a girl (it's complicated)

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+15&version=CEB

it's leviticus so it's obviously extremist and irrelevant after the 40 year desert wandering, but it mentions it in the same context as periods

the fuck does that link have to do with anything?

mrspurinization wrote:

flamscooter wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:
haha do you have a source to back that up loser

the bible also tells you to not masturbate or waste any of your sperm, silly fundie

sause, and the guy who got in trouble for wasting his sperm got in trouble because he wasn't fulfilling family duty to have sex with a girl (it's complicated)

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+15&version=CEB

it's leviticus so it's obviously extremist and irrelevant after the 40 year desert wandering, but it mentions it in the same context as periods

the fuck does that link have to do with anything?

"male genital emissions"???? click it geenjus

lckelear wrote:

wow tumblr tier

flamscooter wrote:dont even try to win this one ammy i know so much more about da biebal than you do

uhh if you knew so much about the bible you'd be actually following it instead of just using it when its convenient and making excuses when it isnt

flamscooter wrote:wow tumblr tier

wow fd tier

flamscooter wrote:

lckelear wrote:

wow tumblr tier

says the loser who gets assmad when someone shits on you on fucking tumblr hehe

flamscooter wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

flamscooter wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:
haha do you have a source to back that up loser

the bible also tells you to not masturbate or waste any of your sperm, silly fundie

sause, and the guy who got in trouble for wasting his sperm got in trouble because he wasn't fulfilling family duty to have sex with a girl (it's complicated)

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+15&version=CEB

it's leviticus so it's obviously extremist and irrelevant after the 40 year desert wandering, but it mentions it in the same context as periods

the fuck does that link have to do with anything?

"male genital emissions"???? click it geenjus

so masturbation is exempt because the rule about wasted sperm came up in the context of sex? that makes no sense loser wasted sperm is wasted sperm get wrecked

"how do i logic" -FD LULZ typical fundie

mrspurinization wrote:

flamscooter wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:
the fuck does that link have to do with anything?

"male genital emissions"???? click it geenjus

so masturbation is exempt because the rule about wasted sperm came up in the context of sex? that makes no sense loser wasted sperm is wasted sperm get wrecked

no it talks about sex specifically later.

mrspurinization wrote:

flamscooter wrote:dont even try to win this one ammy i know so much more about da biebal than you do

uhh if you knew so much about the bible you'd be actually following it instead of just using it when its convenient and making excuses when it isnt

i knew you'd bring that up and it isn't an excuse it's what da biebal says

it's not like i started masturbating, felt bad and went back to make an excuse, i just learned it was ok and started doin itttt

flamscooter wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

flamscooter wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:
the fuck does that link have to do with anything?

"male genital emissions"???? click it geenjus

so masturbation is exempt because the rule about wasted sperm came up in the context of sex? that makes no sense loser wasted sperm is wasted sperm get wrecked

no it talks about sex specifically later.

"wasted sperm is wasted sperm"

flamscooter wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

flamscooter wrote:dont even try to win this one ammy i know so much more about da biebal than you do

uhh if you knew so much about the bible you'd be actually following it instead of just using it when its convenient and making excuses when it isnt

i knew you'd bring that up and it isn't an excuse it's what da biebal says

it's not like i started masturbating, felt bad and went back to make an excuse, i just learned it was ok and started doin itttt

"i just learned it was ok" most blatant damage control ive ever heard holy shit

"sinning is OK if i think it's OK" -fd, religious scholar

mrspurinization wrote:

flamscooter wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:
so masturbation is exempt because the rule about wasted sperm came up in the context of sex? that makes no sense loser wasted sperm is wasted sperm get wrecked

no it talks about sex specifically later.

"wasted sperm is wasted sperm"

flamscooter wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:
uhh if you knew so much about the bible you'd be actually following it instead of just using it when its convenient and making excuses when it isnt

i knew you'd bring that up and it isn't an excuse it's what da biebal says

it's not like i started masturbating, felt bad and went back to make an excuse, i just learned it was ok and started doin itttt

"i just learned it was ok" most blatant damage control ive ever heard holy shit

yeah a guy isn't allowed to read through books like leviticus in his spare time

mrspurinization wrote:"sinning is OK if i think it's OK" -fd, religious scholar

well more like 'if i convince myself its ok'