im actually not a trailer trash girl going to college for a degree in art history and film

im actually a member of the royal family of the kingdom of monaco, the princess of monaco, malta and rhodes

i make 500,000,000 EUROS a year just for being a princess, i own 50 lamborghinis, 30 rolls-royce, 100 brioni dresses, a diamond and gold coated classic 1950s sports car, 3 helicopters, 2 private jets, 10 different mansions (in the bahamas, japan and france), my own amusement park (just for me), 30 rolex watches, my very own township in Canada (named after me), 500 giraffes, 200 lemurs, 100 tucans, 50 sharks, 40 squids, 30 octopi, 10 elephants, 5 tigers, 3 lions, 2 goats, 2 pandas, an iguana, a chameleon, an anaconda, and a kangaroo

right now im foruming as my loyal servants are fitting me on my corset and kneesocks and adjusting my diamond studded dress (i am hosting a banquet with the king of thailand, bill gates, barack obama, alan alda, neil degrasse tyson and pope francis tonight, so i have to look good to represent my people)

little did you know that im also the leader of the Knights Templar (all the conspiracy clowns think its led by a male lol)

if you would like $1,000,000, then say "123"

but do u know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

am wrote:but do u know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

no

123

am wrote:but do u know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

it is laced with heroine

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:

am wrote:but do u know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

it is laced with heroine

Honestly, I don't really see a problem with this unless you are a germphobe. I've previously stuck my SGS2 up my ass with a bit of lube because it had a good vibrator. I later sold it on eBay and I don't see a problem in doing that. It still worked perfectly fine and the buyer was happy and left positive feedback. He had no knowledge of what I did or didn't do with it, and he didn't need to know. It's not going to kill or affect him in any way, so why does it matter? It makes no difference. I don't see how it's any different than taking pictures of my dick with a phone. Seriously, people are way too germaphobic these days. Nothing is going to happen.

brioni is menswear

spinnythings wrote:brioni is menswear

im rich enough to make them make a womens line exclusively for me

i thought you were going to admit youre dogman, dogman

Red Epoch wrote:i thought you were going to admit youre dogman, dogman

what the

confirmed by nsa

god damn though if OP was dogmad i'd probably let them stay just for the effort they put into setting this up. that is the kind of dedication/severe autism OTTD stands for

imagine him taking pics of that bitch girl in class while she isnt looking just to try and improve his odds

am wrote:god damn though if OP was dogmad i'd probably let them stay just for the effort they put into setting this up. that is the kind of dedication/severe autism OTTD stands for

imagine him taking pics of that bitch girl in class while she isnt looking just to try and improve his odds

my IP already gives out where i really am, compare it with dogman

i wouldnt take this much effort if i was dogman

its up to you if you want to believe me or not

tomoko wrote:

am wrote:god damn though if OP was dogmad i'd probably let them stay just for the effort they put into setting this up. that is the kind of dedication/severe autism OTTD stands for

imagine him taking pics of that bitch girl in class while she isnt looking just to try and improve his odds

my IP already gives out where i really am, compare it with dogman

i wouldnt take this much effort if i was dogman

its up to you if you want to believe me or not

i dont even care /b/rah

your totes dogman

tomoko wrote:

am wrote:god damn though if OP was dogmad i'd probably let them stay just for the effort they put into setting this up. that is the kind of dedication/severe autism OTTD stands for

imagine him taking pics of that bitch girl in class while she isnt looking just to try and improve his odds

my IP already gives out where i really am, compare it with dogman

dogman has used proxies before

Red Epoch wrote:

tomoko wrote:

am wrote:god damn though if OP was dogmad i'd probably let them stay just for the effort they put into setting this up. that is the kind of dedication/severe autism OTTD stands for

imagine him taking pics of that bitch girl in class while she isnt looking just to try and improve his odds

my IP already gives out where i really am, compare it with dogman

dogman has used proxies before

but im using my real proxy