THE BRITISH ARE FUCKING TRASH AND HERE IS WHY

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:06 pm

ALRIGHT SO SOME OF YOU FAGGOTS WHO DON'T PAY ANY FUCKING ATTENTION AT ALL MIGHT BE WONDERING WHY THE BRITISH ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING EURO TRASH, AND WHY YOU SHOULDN'T LIKE THEM. IF THIS IS THE CASE, PLEASE START BY PUNCHING YOURSELF FOR BEING SO FUCKING STUPID.

NOW. LISTEN CLOSELY.

BRITAIN IS A FUCKING TOTALITARIAN STATE AND EVERYONE FROM IT IS A HUGE FAGGOT PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE.

MORE SPECIFICALLY, ENGLAND IS A FUCKING TOTALITARIAN STATE AND EVERYONE FROM IT IS A HUGE FAGGOT, BUT THE UK AS A WHOLE IS PRETTY FUCKING TERRIBLE EXCEPT MAYBE WALES I GUESS.

IN ANY CASE, LET'S START THIS BY EXPLAINING WHY ENGLAND IS THE FUCKING WORST.

NUMBER ONE. IT IS FILLED WITH FUCKING IDIOTS AND FAGGOTS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

HOOOOOLY SHIT IF THERE WAS A PLACE ON EARTH WHERE THE WORST FUCKING PEOPLE ON THE PLANET GO EN MASSE, IT'S ENGLAND. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IS GOOD AND IT'S PRETTY MUCH FUCKING DISGUSTING. OF COURSE THIS IS JUST ONE OF MANY REASONS WHY IT'S SO BAD.

NUMBER TWO. THE FUCKING LAWS.

SWEET FUCKING JESUS ENGLAND'S LAWS. I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS ABOUT HOW FUCKING STUPID A LOT OF THEM ARE BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS QUICK AND SIMPLE. ENGLAND DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS DOING ABOUT 99.99% OF THE TIME AND SO SHITTY LAWS GET PASSED FREQUENTLY. SAID LAWS ALSO TEND TO BE TOTALITARIAN AS FUCK. FOR EXAMPLE, WANT TO SAY NIGGERS? TOO FUCKING BAD, USE THE WORD IN ENGLAND AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS GOING TO JAIL FOR AWHILE. I HONESTLY CAN'T FATHOM HOW A FUCKING FIRST WORLD COUNTRY IN 20 AND FUCKING 13 NO LESS COULD DO SOMETHING THAT FUCKING DUMB BUT ENGLAND DID IT. BUT WAIT, THERE'S FUCKING MORE.

NUMBER THREE. WANT TO OWN A SIMPLE KITCHEN KNIFE? FUCK YOU.

THIS IS KIND OF LIKE A SUB SECTION TO "THE FUCKING LAWS" BUT WHATEVER. AS MENTIONED ABOVE, ENGLAND HAS NO IDEA WHAT IN THE FUCK IT IS DOING PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME. THIS HAS LEAD TO A PRETTY MUCH TOTAL FUCKING BAN ON LIKE EVERYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE USED AS A FUCKING WEAPON, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT IT IS A MUNDANE OBJECT. FOR EXAMPLE, YOU WANNA BUY A KITCHEN KNIFE? WELL TOUGH FUCKING LUCK IF YOU'RE NOT AN ADULT BECAUSE ENGLAND WON'T FUCKING LET YOU. IT'S ILLEGAL. YEAH. SELLING KITCHEN KNIVES TO PEOPLE UNDER 18 IS FUCKING ILLEGAL, EVEN THOUGH IT'S A FUCKING KITCHEN KNIFE. ENGLAND IN CHARGE OF FUCKING SENSIBLE.

NUMBER FOUR. STUPID SHITTY ELITISM WHICH NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY

DID I EVER MENTION THAT ENGLAND IS ELITIST AS ALL FUCK? BECAUSE THEY PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS ARE. IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING VOMIT. NEWSFLASH TO ENGLAND, JUST CUZ YOU'RE A PART OF THE COMMONWEALTH DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE COOL. IN FACT BEING A PART OF THE COMMONWEALTH GENERALLY ENTAILS THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING SHIT COUNTRY. EXCEPT CANADA, BUT THAT'S IRRELEVANT. IN ANY CASE, ENGLAND'S STATUS AS PART OF THE UK ENSURES THAT EVERYONE IS A FUCKING NATIONALISTIC MORON BECAUSE ENGLAND HAPPENED TO BE A PART OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST EMPIRE AS IF IT MEANS A FUCKING THING TWO HUNDRED YEARS AFTER THE FACT.

I WOULD CONTINUE THIS BUT I'M A LAZY FUCK SO FOR NOW YOU GET TO DEAL WITH A SHITTY CUTOFF. NEXT TIME ON "THE BRITISH ARE FUCKING TRASH AND HERE IS WHY" WE'LL DIVE HEADLONG INTO THE UK ITSELF I GUESS

by **LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD** Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:08 pm

you didn't need to make this because everyone knows this

even the English

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:09 pm

Oaky McSmokey Skiddly Doo wrote:you didn't need to make this because everyone knows this

even the English

no but i decided to anyways cuz why not

by Guest Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:19 pm

britian is ok

by **corn** Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:22 pm

some of cool music comes from britishland

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:24 pm

diplo wrote:some of cool music comes from britishland

british music is okay but everything else is shit

by **corn** Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:27 pm

appaloosa horse wrote:
BRITAIN IS A FUCKING TOTALITARIAN STATE AND EVERYONE FROM IT IS A HUGE FAGGOT PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE.

also
NEVER FUCK WITH BIG RED BOLD TEXT

by **Jeanne d'Arc** Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:28 pm

Only good things they have are British music and bacon.

by **corn** Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:31 pm

appaloosa horse wrote:
diplo wrote:some of cool music comes from britishland
british music is okay but everything else is shit

i'm not talking about that "beatles" bullshit i'm talking about REAL NIGGA SHIT like THE PRODIGY and NERO

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:35 pm

diplo wrote:
appaloosa horse wrote:
diplo wrote:some of cool music comes from britishland
british music is okay but everything else is shit
i'm not talking about that "beatles" bullshit i'm talking about REAL NIGGA SHIT like THE PRODIGY and NERO

i wasn't talking about the beatles either

by **RICK ROSS** Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:41 pm

appaloosa horse wrote:
diplo wrote:
appaloosa horse wrote:
diplo wrote:some of cool music comes from britishland
british music is okay but everything else is shit
i'm not talking about that "beatles" bullshit i'm talking about REAL NIGGA SHIT like THE PRODIGY and NERO
i wasn't talking about the beatles either

XD but beatles wer the best band EVER!!

by **fuzzeedice** Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:08 pm

diplo wrote:
appaloosa horse wrote:
diplo wrote:some of cool music comes from britishland
british music is okay but everything else is shit
i'm not talking about that "beatles" bullshit i'm talking about REAL NIGGA SHIT like THE PRODIGY and NERO

IM NOT LIKE OTHER TEENAGERS!!!
I LIKE THE BEATLES!!! LOOK HOW COOL AND INTELLECTUAL I AM!!!

by **admin** Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:53 pm

Matt Wings wrote:Only good things they have are British music and bacon.

british bacon is fucking disgusting

best bacon in the world comes from lovely alberta

by **Magician** Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:28 am

I like this thread.

by **alyaza** Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:28 pm

nekrobahmp #3

by **RICK ROSS** Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:49 pm

this was when fuzzee was still around

by **alyaza** Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:52 pm

rip fuzzee: he never scored except with a purple pony

by **RICK ROSS** Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:54 pm

fuck u rt the reason hes probably not on ottd is because hes banging his a-list supermodel gf

by **alyaza** Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:55 pm

he lives in hamilton/toronto though and attractive women are non-existent in toronto

OOOOHHHHHH

by **RICK ROSS** Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:57 pm

foreigners duh

by **alyaza** Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:58 pm

the only good women from canada dont come from the east

by **RICK ROSS** Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:00 pm

how do you know that

by **alyaza** Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:01 pm

the east has cities like montreal, quebec city and toronto, and all those places are notorious hellholes in canada

unless you want to count the inuit, then we might have a case but those are the inuit

by **LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD** Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:40 pm

rtcity earned his doctorates in geopolitics and social sciences at Kyziwuakwisuaywjesyyfhjdhfsh university in Bwiueurygjsaauyruiristan, RTCityville

by **alyaza** Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:41 pm

yes i did
and i did it my way

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