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[5:52:04 PM] Dolphin State University: hey micro
[5:52:13 PM] Micro: what
[5:52:24 PM] Dolphin State University: fuzzy's being mean to you
[5:52:33 PM] Micro: yeah totally
[5:52:57 PM] Dolphin State University: no really;
[5:53:08 PM] Dolphin State University: lizzie: micro is being retarded
[5:53:16 PM] Dolphin State University: lizzie: he thinks i actually love him lol
[5:53:29 PM] Micro: omg totally real chats!11!!
[5:53:47 PM] Dolphin State University: they are
[5:53:49 PM] Dolphin State University: seriously
[5:53:51 PM] Dolphin State University: i'm not trolling
[5:54:10 PM] Micro: .
[5:54:12 PM] Micro: ok
[5:54:17 PM] Dolphin State University: you are retarded
[5:54:19 PM] Dolphin State University: she was right
[5:54:25 PM] Dolphin State University: oh my god i'll get her to pm you
[5:54:58 PM] Micro: kool
[5:58:09 PM] Micro: tha police: hey fuzzyyyy
lizzie: how are you >w<
tha police: good
tha police: have you been insulting me
lizzie: no
lizzie: why would you think that honey?
tha police: flade says you are
lizzie: flade's a liar
[6:00:45 PM] Dolphin State University: oh my god are you fucking retarded
[6:00:50 PM] Dolphin State University: she
[6:00:51 PM] Dolphin State University: wouldnt
[6:00:52 PM] Dolphin State University: tell you
[6:00:54 PM] Dolphin State University: shes pawning you
[6:01:00 PM] Dolphin State University: you are retarded
[6:01:02 PM] Micro: fuck you
[6:01:06 PM] Micro: ive known her for 3 years
[6:01:08 PM] Micro: she wouldnt pawn me
[6:01:12 PM] Micro: you dick
[6:02:06 PM] Dolphin State University: now youre going to get mad and be a fucking bitch and say youre not my friend then be my friend again you fag
[6:02:25 PM] Dolphin State University: listen
[6:02:29 PM] Dolphin State University: i need to tell you something
[6:02:40 PM] Dolphin State University: YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED; fuzzy is pawning you, want screenshots?
[6:03:04 PM] Micro: yes
[6:03:07 PM] Micro: give me fucking screenshots
[6:03:09 PM] Dolphin State University: brb
[6:08:30 PM] Dolphin State University: https://i.imgur.com/7np96.png
[6:09:38 PM] Micro: .
[6:09:52 PM] Micro: WHTA TEH FUCK
[6:09:58 PM] Micro: I FUCKIGN HTE YOUK
[6:10:03 PM] Micro: I FUJCKIGNB HATE YOU A
[6:10:07 PM] Micro: AND I IDONT NED FUZZYX
[6:10:11 PM] Micro: SHES UFCKING RETSRASAD
[6:10:12 PM] Micro: NOT ME
[6:10:14 PM] Micro: I FUCKIGN HATE HER
[6:10:20 PM] Micro: I FCKING HATE OPYKUJ ALL

god damn i remember back when people would use "pawn" as a verb

good times

good times