qwerty vs dvorak vs colemack

qwerty is gay

colemack sounds fucking dumb

slamjamsk8r wrote:colemack sounds fucking dumb

it switches like 5 keys from QWERTY and is apparently much faster

who gives a fuck about speed seriously

at my best I can type 100-150 words per minute with QWERTY so why should I learn a new keyboard layout

anything above 40 is fine for any and all usage scenarios

oaky wrote:who gives a fuck about speed seriously

at my best I can type 100-150 words per minute with QWERTY so why should I learn a new keyboard layout

anything above 40 is fine for any and all usage scenarios

because QWERTY is for slowing you down and can cause severe cramping and puts you through more work for less

dvorak master race

ammy wrote:and can cause severe cramping and puts you through more work for less

hasnt happened to me ever and i dont give a shit

slamjamsk8r wrote:

ammy wrote:and can cause severe cramping and puts you through more work for less

hasnt happened to me ever and i dont give a shit

typing cramping is usually if you type for a living ie programming or working for an online newspaper

it has happened to me and shit sux

qwerty is for fags

ammy wrote:

slamjamsk8r wrote:

ammy wrote:and can cause severe cramping and puts you through more work for less

hasnt happened to me ever and i dont give a shit

typing cramping is usually if you type for a living ie programming or working for an online newspaper

it has happened to me and shit sux

qwerty is for fags

never happened to me and I made SmokeyOS man

although it might be because I type with like two fingers at a time

ammy wrote:

oaky wrote:who gives a fuck about speed seriously

at my best I can type 100-150 words per minute with QWERTY so why should I learn a new keyboard layout

anything above 40 is fine for any and all usage scenarios

because QWERTY is for slowing you down and can cause severe cramping and puts you through more work for less

dvorak master race

i peck type since i could never do that shit with my whole hands anyway
my fucking pinkie can't hit the fucking tab key what did those people think i was, one of those superheroes who has a stretchy power?

i average 40 wpm on a good run

spinnythings wrote:

ammy wrote:

oaky wrote:who gives a fuck about speed seriously

at my best I can type 100-150 words per minute with QWERTY so why should I learn a new keyboard layout

anything above 40 is fine for any and all usage scenarios

because QWERTY is for slowing you down and can cause severe cramping and puts you through more work for less

dvorak master race

i peck type since i could never do that shit with my whole hands anyway
my fucking pinkie can't hit the fucking tab key what did those people think i was, one of those superheroes who has a stretchy power?

i average 40 wpm on a good run

that's what I do except my hands are completely flat on the keyboard so my risk of carpal tunnel is probably ten times that of yours

'peck' typing sounds retarded though

holy fuck you guys can't touch type??

everything ive known is a lie

ammy wrote:holy fuck you guys can't touch type??

everything ive known is a lie

i do but I use like two fingers because I started doing that as a kiddo and now I'm addicted

oaky wrote:

ammy wrote:holy fuck you guys can't touch type??

everything ive known is a lie

i do but I use like two fingers because I started doing that as a kiddo and now I'm addicted

lel

ammy wrote:

oaky wrote:

ammy wrote:holy fuck you guys can't touch type??

everything ive known is a lie

i do but I use like two fingers because I started doing that as a kiddo and now I'm addicted

lel

i do it pretty fucking fast so it doesn't really matter except for the carpal tunnel in a few years

i remember when I was like six I tried to show off by pretending to type on an air keyboard

oaky wrote:

ammy wrote:

oaky wrote:

ammy wrote:holy fuck you guys can't touch type??

everything ive known is a lie

i do but I use like two fingers because I started doing that as a kiddo and now I'm addicted

lel

i do it pretty fucking fast so it doesn't really matter except for the carpal tunnel in a few years

i remember when I was like six I tried to show off by pretending to type on an air keyboard

u type faster when you aren't using a retarded layout plus retarded typing method

also 120+ WPM on a QWERTY is physically impossible so nice try fucko

ammy wrote:

oaky wrote:

ammy wrote:

oaky wrote:

ammy wrote:holy fuck you guys can't touch type??

everything ive known is a lie

i do but I use like two fingers because I started doing that as a kiddo and now I'm addicted

lel

i do it pretty fucking fast so it doesn't really matter except for the carpal tunnel in a few years

i remember when I was like six I tried to show off by pretending to type on an air keyboard

u type faster when you aren't using a retarded layout plus retarded typing method

also 120+ WPM on a QWERTY is physically impossible so nice try fucko

do you want me to record me doing it

because I won't because that's gay retarded shit that Spinny does

i'm basing this on some gay typing thing we had to do at school in seventh grade so it's probably not actually accurate whatever fuck it who cares

oaky wrote:i'm basing this on some gay typing thing we had to do at school in seventh grade so it's probably not actually accurate whatever fuck it who cares

the QWERTY keyboard layout was designed specifically to make typing a slow and literally painful process

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvorak_Simplified_Keyboard#Comparison_of_the_QWERTY_and_Dvorak_layouts

The fastest typing speed ever, 216 words per minute, was achieved by Stella Pajunas-Garnand from Chicago in 1946 in one minute on an IBM electric.[7][8][9][10] As of 2005, writer Barbara Blackburn was the fastest English language typist in the world, according to The Guinness Book of World Records. Using the Dvorak Simplified Keyboard, she has maintained 150 wpm for 50 minutes, and 170 wpm for shorter periods. She has been clocked at a peak speed of 212 wpm. Blackburn, who failed her QWERTY typing class in high school, first encountered the Dvorak keyboard in 1938, quickly learned to achieve very high speeds, and occasionally toured giving speed-typing demonstrations during her secretarial career.

ammy wrote:

oaky wrote:i'm basing this on some gay typing thing we had to do at school in seventh grade so it's probably not actually accurate whatever fuck it who cares

the QWERTY keyboard layout was designed specifically to make typing a slow and literally painful process

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvorak_Simplified_Keyboard#Comparison_of_the_QWERTY_and_Dvorak_layouts

The fastest typing speed ever, 216 words per minute, was achieved by Stella Pajunas-Garnand from Chicago in 1946 in one minute on an IBM electric.[7][8][9][10] As of 2005, writer Barbara Blackburn was the fastest English language typist in the world, according to The Guinness Book of World Records. Using the Dvorak Simplified Keyboard, she has maintained 150 wpm for 50 minutes, and 170 wpm for shorter periods. She has been clocked at a peak speed of 212 wpm. Blackburn, who failed her QWERTY typing class in high school, first encountered the Dvorak keyboard in 1938, quickly learned to achieve very high speeds, and occasionally toured giving speed-typing demonstrations during her secretarial career.

it doesn't hurt me so it's all good

i'll stay with QWERTY forever and then it becomes a minority because Dvorak is better I'll be special!!!!!!

is touch typing this

because like i said this is the gayest thing ever invented
i never got the hang of it in a year and just got lots of cramps
they even tried to hide the keyboard from me with a plastic blinder but all that did was result in my memorization of where all the keys are

this might have something to do with my lack of efficient ability to coordinate my muscles in swimming

oaky wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

ammy wrote:

oaky wrote:who gives a fuck about speed seriously

at my best I can type 100-150 words per minute with QWERTY so why should I learn a new keyboard layout

anything above 40 is fine for any and all usage scenarios

because QWERTY is for slowing you down and can cause severe cramping and puts you through more work for less

dvorak master race

i peck type since i could never do that shit with my whole hands anyway
my fucking pinkie can't hit the fucking tab key what did those people think i was, one of those superheroes who has a stretchy power?

i average 40 wpm on a good run

that's what I do except my hands are completely flat on the keyboard so my risk of carpal tunnel is probably ten times that of yours

'peck' typing sounds retarded though

yeah it does because i don't "peck" i just push keys almost entirely with my index fingers
really fast
with both hands

spinnythings wrote:is touch typing this

because like i said this is the gayest thing ever invented
i never got the hang of it in a year and just got lots of cramps
they even tried to hide the keyboard from me with a plastic blinder but all that did was result in my memorization of where all the keys are

this might have something to do with my lack of efficient ability to coordinate my muscles in swimming

yes that's touch typing and it's fricken easy to do quit being autistic and work on your fine motor skills

ammy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:is touch typing this

because like i said this is the gayest thing ever invented
i never got the hang of it in a year and just got lots of cramps
they even tried to hide the keyboard from me with a plastic blinder but all that did was result in my memorization of where all the keys are

this might have something to do with my lack of efficient ability to coordinate my muscles in swimming

yes that's touch typing and it's fricken easy to do quit being autistic and work on your fine motor skills

i think he does what I do in which it's very easy to type without looking via muscle memory but he just prefers to type with two to four fingers

oaky wrote:

ammy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:is touch typing this

because like i said this is the gayest thing ever invented
i never got the hang of it in a year and just got lots of cramps
they even tried to hide the keyboard from me with a plastic blinder but all that did was result in my memorization of where all the keys are

this might have something to do with my lack of efficient ability to coordinate my muscles in swimming

yes that's touch typing and it's fricken easy to do quit being autistic and work on your fine motor skills

i think he does what I do in which it's very easy to type without looking via muscle memory but he just prefers to type with two to four fingers

enjoy all those typos

how in the fuck can't spinny touch type seriously