FLAMINGDINNER: THE FORUM COMPATIBLE TEXT BASED ADVENTURE GAME

[alyaza]

WELCOME TO FLAMINGDINNER'S FORUM COMPATIBLE TEXT BASED ADVENTURE GAME!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?

>START
>LOAD GAME
>QUIT

[chill the fuck out]

START

plagiarism ripped off green title

[alyaza]

>START

SELECT YOUR CHARACTER!

>FLAMINGDINNER
>DINKLY
>NACI

[chill the fuck out]

what an awful roster they're just copy + pastes of the first character
fd

[LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD]

what an awful roster they're just copy + pastes of the first character
fd

ya fuck your game op

[alyaza]

who ever said the flamingdinner text based adventure game was going to be good??

>FLAMINGDINNER

YOU ARE NOW FLAMINGDINNER.

It is MARCH, 2013, and you have become FLAMINGDINNER, keyboard warrior, ROTer extraordinaire and overall cool kid. On your wall, you have several posters of, amongst other things, DIGIMON CHARACTERS, and at least one PICTURE OF THE MY LITTLE PONY CAST. But not G1. Fuck G1. In front of you is your FAITHFUL COMPUTER, through which you BITCH POST about how much everything sucks, and how cool you are. It has SEVERAL DENTS in it, and is in a state of agony because of how you mistreat it. You're surprised the thing still fucking works, to be honest.

Enough scenery bullshit, though. What will you do?

[chill the fuck out]

hara kiri seppuku delight

[alyaza]

>HARA KIRI SEPPUKU DELIGHT

...What?

[chill the fuck out]

quit game

[ROOM]

wow another homestuck clone this hasn't been done

[alyaza]

>quit game

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THE FD FORUM COMPATIBLE TEXT BASED ADVENTURE GAME!

HHHHURRR I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF TEXT BASED GAYMEN AT ALL AND OBVIOUSLY ANYTHING THAT USES THE > AND COURIER NEW MUST BE A HOMESTUCK CLONE I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP SUCKING DICKS

i fixed ROOM's post

[chill the fuck out]

should make sequel 3/10

[Guest]

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

[LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD]

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

tryhard right here

[alyaza]

too much 8

[chill the fuck out]

too much 8

888888888888888888888888888888&&888

[Urethra Franklin]

what is this?

a true FD game is an 'FPS' where all the levels are filthy pony/digigay porn

[alyaza]

this master work is not the work of flamingdinner hence why it lacks extremely unladylike images of rarity plastered all over the white walls and why his bedsheets aren't renamon getting fucked sideways by every other digimon ever created

[Urethra Franklin]

well, it seemed you were trying to go for that AAA-title realism here
you've got to go all the way with the shit, show fd's true colors y'know

[alyaza]

we were only going for AA-realism

[carl]

i want fd simulator 2015 next

[alyaza]

will do
flamingdinner simulator 2015's release date will be on thursday

[trashboat]

we'll make it like goat simulator, but replace the goat with fd!!!!

and instead of 1 to say baa, its 1 to say jajajaja

XDD

[ROOM]

>quit game

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THE FD FORUM COMPATIBLE TEXT BASED ADVENTURE GAME!

HHHHURRR I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF TEXT BASED GAYMEN AT ALL AND OBVIOUSLY ANYTHING THAT USES THE > AND COURIER NEW MUST BE A HOMESTUCK CLONE I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP SUCKING DICKS

i fixed ROOM's post

how about THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING

"YOU ARE NOW FLAMINGDINNER.

It is MARCH, 2013, and you have become FLAMINGDINNER, keyboard warrior, ROTer extraordinaire and overall cool kid. On your wall, you have several posters of, amongst other things, DIGIMON CHARACTERS, and at least one PICTURE OF THE MY LITTLE PONY CAST. But not G1. Fuck G1. In front of you is your FAITHFUL COMPUTER, through which you BITCH POST about how much everything sucks, and how cool you are. It has SEVERAL DENTS in it, and is in a state of agony because of how you mistreat it. You're surprised the thing still fucking works, to be honest."

[alyaza]

oh no i mean it's not like homestuck's style with the > was influenced by the text game genre and existed waaaaay before homestuck did no totally homestuck came up with it and it is obviously a homestuck invention and therefore everything which uses > and comic sans and highlights important information about things in ALL CAPS must be a homestuck knockoff yeah deffo

stop being retarded

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