THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

slamjamsk8r wrote:"IK HEB EEN GLORIERIJK MONSTER GECREARD"

THE PONY-SINGER-VERSE THING.

Apparently, I have awoken in hell itself. Because, suddenly, I am a man walking into the Ponyverse to Macklemore's Thrift Shop, and all the fucking ponies around me are crazy singers. No, seriously. I will literally write down everybody.


Okay, so from what I've gotten:
Twilight Sparkle is Selena Gomez. What the fuck?
Rarity is Demi Lovato. i can't say I'm amazed.
RD is whoever the fuck sings for Icona Pop. Really?
Flutter's Carly Rae Jepson fuck no no no no no.
AJ is Taylor Swift ahahahaha.
Pinkie's Miley Cyrus. Greaaaat.

ALSO:
Spike has become Bastille. Oh lord no.
The CMC are, in order, another fucking Taylor Swift, Lorde and Fun. (AB, SB, SC.)
The princesses are Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce and P!nk, because that makes perfect sense. (PC, PL, PCad)
Blueblood has become Macklemore. Jesus christ.
Macintosh is Owl City AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Derpy or whatever her name is is now Anna Hendricks.
QC/SS/bunch of antagonists are Lady Gaga.

So, yeah.

I wish I could say this could end well, but I am too cynical to think otherwise.