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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
by alyaza Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:05 pm
i spent maybe fifteen minutes a piece on these? i'm bored
- RTCITY'S MEMOIRS:
- "DISCLANE"
RTCity's Memoirs
CHAPTER 12
"I am sorry sorry sorry sorry..." --Applejack, February 15th, 2012.If I had known what I was going to have to deal with on that bright morning in 2012, I would have come prepared to deal with it. I wouldn't have been naive, I wouldn't have told them anything, I would have just said "Run, now, and don't come back until I say it is safe to do so." But I didn't know, and I told them not to do anything stupid. I guess that was my mistake that day -- not giving them all of the details, almost like something Celestia would do.
I guess it all started with when I woke up, walked out of my tent, and immediately found Fastlane staring at Ponyville, as if he'd never seen it before. That was an unusual sight - Fast doesn't generally do that, and actually he's almost never ventured in the general direction of Ponyville ever, but I didn't think any of it. I mean, why would I? After all, it was something as trivial as that. But, now that I think of it, I should have known that it meant something. I walked up to Fast and said hello, he said "Hey" back, and we went our own ways.
When I went into town later that day, I met up with him and Twilight. That was fine and all, but there was something kind of off about him, and though I sensed it, I didn't act on it. Fast didn't say anything anyways, and I know he knew something was wrong, so I'm doubtful I'd have got anything from him. Even then, I still should have done something. Instead, I didn't, for which I am infinately sorry to every pony who lived in Ponyville or was in Ponyville on that morning. For a few moments, when we first met, we said nothing. Then Twilight brought something up - I'm still not sure what - we started walking, and the last thing I remember was asking her what ended up happening when we first showed up on Equestria.
It was then - that was when it started, amidst Twilight's explanation. We kept walking for a second or two after it started. Then we noticed Fast had stopped, and we turned to him and saw him glowing an eerie yellowish color. He took on the appearance of Discord not even a second thereafter, Fast's second body popped up, and Disclane began to stare coldly at us while Fastlane scurried away. In hindsight, it all happened so fast that it might as well have been a blur. I can describe it all in vivid detail, but the truth is that it all only took five, maybe six seconds to transpire. Twilight can just as well recall how fast it was - "Six seconds, almost to the dot." according to herself. It happened so fast we hadn't any time to react. Not even a minute later the rest of the five came clamoring up - and as I later learned, it was Fastlane who'd tipped them off to the oncoming disaster as he was running. I almost wish he hadn't, because of what happened next.
Between the moment the six were together and the next occurring event, there were perhaps two minutes. In those two minutes, I don't remember a lot happening. There were bits and pieces of it within my memory. Far as I recall, it went: I taunted Disclane. He replied, saying hello. He commented on his fortunes of being with Twilight at the moment he spurted out. I asked what he wanted, he said world domination. Twilight told him that it wasn't happening. Then, up scurried Dash followed by the other four. Dash said they were fighting nothing but a Discord clone. I told them not to let their guard down. And that was the end of it. All that, in two minutes. What transpired went so fast that we didn't even realize it - and the next thing that happened was faster still.
When I told them not to let their guard down, I sincerely meant it. I will be the first to admit that yes, I am very much a jerk to the six, particularly Dash and Rarity. When I say things to the six, it's almost always either sarcastic, or snide, or snarky and rude - and so they grew for the longest time to not like me, and not take anything I said to them to heart. Well, this time, I said it to them sincerely, and tried so hard to make it a sincere sounding thing. But I don't think they listened, I don't think they cared, and overall I just don't think it made any difference to them what I'd said. Six months before this fellow, a guy of the same appearance had wreaked havoc upon them, and now here was a guy who they thought was just like him, ripe for a beating. It just seemed so easy to them - I guess they never gave it a second thought. But if they'd known what was about to happen, they'd have listened, and I know they would have, because I have heard each and every one of them say this to me: "If I had known that this was coming, I'd have listened to you, RT." What did happen next is probably best said in the words of Rainbow Dash's memoirs on the whole thing.
When we faced our enemy, Disclane, for this first time, there was a silence over the field we were standing in. "Easy, peasy." was the only thing that was in my mind at the time. Then, suddenly, he disappeared for a split second, and the next thing I knew, off to my right, Flutter had just collapsed over in a pool of expanding blood, her body ripped into by a set of razor sharp claws. She hadn't even seen it coming - she hadn't even seen it! And yet, now, she was on the floor, dying, and there was nothing any of us could even do about it. Nothing at all. Nothing but watch her die.
Nobody had seen it - nobody could stop it. In a matter of maybe two seconds, the six had already lost one of their own. Fluttershy wasn't dead, yet, but she was essentially gone from the second anyone saw her go down. For one thing, her torso was not just "ripped" like Dash wrote, it was pretty much just a pile of blood and entrails. It was almost unrecognizable with all the blood pouring out of it. Nobody wanted to do anything, because I guess in the minds of Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie and Rarity this was already a lost cause. And it was, for sure, as we know now. Dash couldn't accept that, though - she couldn't bear the idea that her friend was guaranteed a painful death. I just stood on and watched as Dash proceeded to spend the better portion of the next three minutes trying to save her friend, and then, without any fanfare, watching her die in her arms. There wasn't any glory involved, there was no upside to it, there wasn't anything. Just an aching pain, and a blood stained sky blue pegasus with tears in her eyes and a yellow corpse in her hands.
Maybe that was when they realized that they'd underestimated what they were fighting. Disclane didn't mind that, and he made no attempt to correct them. Far as he was concerned, they were just lambs being lead to the slaughter, and he was the one leading them, so he just stood off to the side, making no attempts to do anything. I guess, come to think of it, I did too. I only remember watching Dash cry herself into a stupor in Applejack's arms while Twilight nodded disapprovingly and Pinkie and Rarity ferried Flutter's body off to somewhere that they hoped it would be safe (now whether or not that happened, I have no idea. I think it did not, because we didn't actually bury a body in Flutter's grave). For awhile, this temporary status quo stayed - and then Disclane flew off. Then, in perhaps the dumbest decision of her entire life, Dash, in a rage, flew off after him.
I never understood why. Maybe she just felt she had to avenge her friend, or maybe she felt like she had no point anymore and that death would be a blessing. Her memoirs don't offer any help - she never brought up the pain it brought her, which she mentioned to me was "because I just can't - I can't put it to words, and I don't want to." Flutter mentioned to me at some point after coming back to life (long story, we'll get to it later) that Dash was extremely surprised upon "randomly" popping up in the afterlife, so I'm not really sure. My best guess is that she was seized by a rage she couldn't control, and that caused the irrational behavior that got her to the afterlife in the first place. I doubt we'll ever know truly, though. Whatver her reasons, she flew after him, tried to punch him, and promptly was kicked into the ground by him, hard. She got up a few moments after, dazed.
- I REALLY, SINCERELY, DO NOT CARE.:
- "I REALLY, SINCERELY, DO NOT CARE"
The Wonderful Memoirs of Rainbow Dash
CHAPTER 10:
Ashes and Dust
"It's just - I don't know what happened..." -- Twilight Sparkle, February 17th, 2012I wish I could say that February 14th was a good day. But it wasn't at all - no, it was terrible in every way, shape and form. It shouldn't have happened. I hate to think that a day should never exist, because every day is worth existing in my mind, but February 14th should never have happened. I don't know how it began, I don't know what brought it on, I have no idea when its legacy will blow over, or if it even will blow over. What I do know, though, is what happened that day, and why I don't want it to ever happen again.
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When we faced our enemy, Disclane, for this first time, there was a silence over the field we were standing in. "Easy, peasy." was the only thing that was in my mind at the time. Then, suddenly, he disappeared for a split second, and the next thing I knew, off to my right, Flutter had just collapsed over in a pool of expanding blood, her body ripped into by a set of razor sharp claws. She hadn't even seen it coming - she hadn't even seen it! And yet, now, she was on the floor, dying, and there was nothing any of us could even do about it. Nothing at all. Nothing but watch her die.
I couldn't react any other way - I went over to her and practically cried. I'm going to be honest with you. If there's one thing I hate, it's that I hate seeing my friends in any sort of pain, or sadness, and this was an extreme case. Flutter was dying. Dying, and I couldn't do anything about it but look on at her and promise her falsly that she wouldn't die. I couldn't help but cry, and try to help her even though I knew she was gone - I could not accept that my friend died there, on that day, when she hadn't done anything wrong to anybody, and couldn't even defend herself. So I tried to help her - tried to put what was coming out of her back in, and I yelled so much at my friends to help me, even though I knew they wouldn't. Most of all though, I just cried, and cried. I picked her up when she told me that she wanted to just die, and I hugged her. Oh, god, I hugged her until she died. To this day, I'm not ashamed of what I did for her.
That doesn't change the facts though. She died, defenseless, and without having done a single wrong thing, just because a callous, psychotic jackass showed his face on a day that was meant to be happy. I felt horrible after she died - I can't emphasize it enough, nor can I put it to words. It's one of those things you just can't explain to anybody, because there are no words for it. The only thing I can say is that I wept so hard I almost retched, and the whole time I cried, I cried in Applejack's arms. I don't even know how long I cried, I just cried so hard that nothing else mattered to me. When I came to, I realized that my friend was gone, probably forever. I hated that - every bit of it, and to this day I still do. I hate it so much that I am afraid that I will kill something, or someone if it is ever brought up to me, and so I avoid even mentioning it to anyone.
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oh good justify looks nice on here!
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by admin Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:13 pm
this would be tolerable if you didn't include fucking fatlane in it its totally retarded
youd better show all of this turbo-autism to him when you get back home
youd better show all of this turbo-autism to him when you get back home
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by RICK ROSS Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:33 pm
still waitin on them drawings you talked about of us
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by glorious master caster Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:32 pm
LOL like fucking he'll an I reading this ever
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Saw "Applejack" and noped that spoiler shut
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its in the pony section so dont expect anything special
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by alyaza Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:41 am
will dotangy wrote:this would be tolerable if you didn't include fucking fatlane in it its totally retarded
youd better show all of this turbo-autism to him when you get back home
i know he knows about it cuz i told him awhile ago
not sure that he remembers but w/e
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show that 18 year old manchild another reason to think he's better than the kids he plays with
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by dogtranswoman328 Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:55 pm
he mite be like 20 by nowsalty wrote:show that 18 year old manchild another reason to think he's better than the kids he plays with
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by alyaza Sun May 11, 2014 7:49 am
- how's it going: have some dumb shit.:
- The World as They Knew It
PROLOGUE
January 3rd, 2013
Twilight tried hard to wipe the streams of blood from her face as her body shook heavily. She could barely even stand from the combination of her shaking and the pain she felt from the slash that now lined her cheek. Her mind was racing, probably faster than her heart was beating. Why... why would he do this? He doesn't have any reasons to kill us, or me. He even said he didn't! This he, of course, was RTCity, who she'd known, and seen at least as an acquaintance for at least a year now. Because, Twilight though, If he kills us, won't he be stuck here forever? He said that... I know he did. I... I know. She tried to take a step forward, but her legs buckled before she could, and her body was sprawled out almost as if she was trying to tan before she knew what had happened. She stared up towards the sky, which was grayer than she'd ever seen it before. A weak "What?" found its way out of her mouth. Then, a few seconds later, she passed out.
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January 1st, 2013
The first day of a new year was dawning on Ponyville. It was 7:10 AM, and after last night, nobody really wanted to get up and do anything, even though it was a Tuesday. RT, of course, cared little for the time, or the new year. If this year was going to be anything like last year - and he knew all too well that it probably would - he wanted no part in any celebrating or festivities. The ponies had all said he was absurd for not wanting to party. "Well," he had told them that evening, "I sure as hell know that I won't be the one awkwardly sprawled out in some stranger's bed. So, I call that a win." The ponies just shrugged him off and went merrily on their way to plenty of alcohol and food. RT could already see it now - Applejack would be with Dash, Pinkie would be off with some random stranger, Rarity would be hung over with Twilight... the usual dumb pairing ups that occurred whenever everybody got drunk. Of course, he was always just speculating on who'd get who, but he was usually right.
That probably spurred him on in to town - to see what had been left over from the lunacy of the night before. As always, there was some kind of property damage. It was only natural, because what else could come from the antics of four or five hundred drunk ponies? RT always kind of felt sympathetic to the poor mayor of town, who was constantly having to dish out thousands of Bits a year just because of what happened whenever a huge, non-formal party occurred in town.
The streets, fortunately for RT, were deserted this morning. Apparently it was too early for ponies to get over their hangovers and start getting to their jobs. RT decided to swing over to Twilight's "house/library thing" as he called it, figuring that it would be best a place as any to go on a morning where there literally was not a single soul in Ponyville that seemed to be awake. Actually, he mostly did this because Twilight almost always left the door unlocked. RT didn't really get why Twilight did this, but he had a hunch that it had something to do with her being too drunk to get her keys in the doors.
When he got there, the door was unlocked. Typical - he didn't even have to do anything but lightly pull the door. When he walked in, he walked in to almost total darkness. All the lights in the library were off, the only light coming from the door which he left open, and maybe a window or two. He couldn't tell, and he didn't care enough to ever look. He scrambled up towards the seemingly tiny upstairs, and promptly found exactly what he expected. Well, sort of. Twilight was passed out on the floor. How anyone could get sleep on that floor, passed out or otherwise, RT had no idea. Rarity was slumped half over the bed, also sort of passed out but more like asleep than Twilight was.
A couple feet away from those two, there was Spike. RT had to do a double take. RT had almost never seen the guy sleeping here when he was here. It seemed that he always was somewhere else, sleeping in some other house or finding some fuzzy bushes to lay in or whatever it was that he did when he was drunk. Judging by how he was here though, RT got a feeling he was just asleep, and not piss drunk like every other person in town.
RT of course thought that this would be a wonderful time to rudely awaken the three of them, because RT was just the type of guy to do that. He was a cruel, apathetic person who had more pressing matters to worry about than empathy for the ponies he seemed to hurt at every chance possible. This would be nothing, though, compared to some of the things he'd done before. One time long ago he - as an extremely cruel showing of his "complete disregard" for pony lives - grabbed Fluttershy, took a very hot, very sharp knife and cut her along the leg from the knee downwards. He spent the better portion of the next six days having to deal with the other five attempting to kill him, and Flutter had a scar there for months afterwards. By comparison, what he was thinking up was like a little mosquito bite. He grabbed a small bucket and ran all the way up to Resident Hill.
...
It was simple enough, his idea. He would take the icy cold water he'd gotten out of the Robloxians' living quarters, wake up Twilight, Rarity and Spike, and then, as they got up, douse them. This was intended to wake them up and nothing else, but RT noted the chances of them getting hypothermia - particularly Spike - and was quick to prepare some towels. Lots of them. A couple of moments later, his little plan was in action. He woke them up. They were about to get up. He grabbed the water. He was about to splash it on them - and then Twilight noticed it was him trying to wake them up. "Oh, what?" she sounded out through her hangover. "It's yo-" RT tossed the frigid water, and it hit Twilight dead on in the face. She yelped out and stumbled backwards into Rarity, who was just getting up. RT could already tell what was about to happen, without even having to guess. The only thing he had to say was "Fuck."
Rarity didn't even really get a chance to react before Twilight knocked her over and sent her head in to one of the walls. It surely couldn't have been that hard of an impact, but Rarity hit it and fell straight downwards, unable to get up. Spike, all the while, just stood off to the side, rubbing his eyes and trying to wrap his head around what was going on.
By the time Twilight and Spike realized what RT had just done, RT was already sprinting down the stairs. He knew that the entire six and Spike were probably going to be after him within the hour. "Way to fucking go, me!" he yelled at himself, "Now I have to explain all this shit!"
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by alyaza Sun May 11, 2014 8:07 am
- Spoiler:
- RTCITY CASUALLY EXPLAINS HOW WE GOT HERE
10-14-13, October 14th, 2013 -- To nobody.I have zero idea what's even happened at this point beyond what I'm about to say. Whether or not this is correct, I have no fucking idea - but as far as I am aware, yes, this is how we got to this point.Okay, so to put it lightly, there was the Original Universe, the OU. The OU was fine and dandy on both sides of the portal when it opened - Ponyverse still the normal, original one we saw first, Robloxiverse the way we left it. When we got here, things went the way I've described. We blew up half of Canterlot in one swoop, met the six twenty some hours later, wandered about, etc. That was fine, and nothing bad came of it - actually, I'm impressed that the entire OU timeline wasn't derailed right there. Well, that happened, and S1 in the OU went as we saw it.So, when we come back, things are the way they should be, right? Well, yes. Things go normally up until S2E17. This is when things start going to bullshit, alright? What happens next is, S2E17 goes the way it should, CMC set Mac and Cheri-why do we care? up, and all is fine. Then, though, they get a tiny bit more in to this than they shooooould, I mess a little thing up, a giant vortex thingy shows up and the entire OU is blown away by a cataclysmic event.So, I guess what happens is, we get a rebooted universe, the New Universe. The NU is nothing like what the OU is. Our heroes are more or less unchanged, but the land has been totally changed and messed up, history has been altered, personalities have gone haywire. I have an idea of what's changed now - I'll provide a list later on in this. Anyways, NU history went oddly, but it really started to get weird after the six got to where they began at. Sometimes, they are almost unrecognizable for who they are. I have to double take every now and then and remind myself this is a different universe. Seriously I have to remind myself that here, in this world, Celestia's a lot more sympathetic and Luna's a lot more crazy and depressed and psychotic and stuff. I don't even know why. Regardless, this is all fine. We did what we did in the OU here too, things go fine. But, then we start getting to S2 and suddenly things diverge a bit. Certain events do not go the way they usually do, and that raises some eyebrows.Then, Disclane happens, and I guess we get derailed here. Dash dies, Flutter dies, Ponyville gets obliterated, etc, bad shit happens. All the things from S2E17 happened a year before they should have, everything from S2E18 onwards to S2E25 is derailed and stopped almost dead. To just kind of put that in to a sort of coherent thought, everything from the 14th of February, 2012, to late May of 2012 was totally derailed. We didn't have any of the things that usually happened happen - all that happened was M6 drama. I guess this derailed most of S3 too.But, before that, we got Chrysalis, where Cadence and Shining show up. I killed both of them, so that probably helped the whole "S3 IS FUCKED" thing. Chrysalis got screwed over by that whole ordeal too - and this kind of got the Crystal Empire obliterated two days later what with Twilight just kind of breaking on the spot.Oops. Well, what happened was a lot of S3 was somber. Every single thing that happened, or was supposed to happen, was not the same if it involved the six. So, yeah. Then we got the end of the line, and I forced another divergence by not allowing all that dumb stuff about Ali-Twi to go down. Oops again.So, that in terms totally ruined any chances of S4 being good, I would think. We'll see, aviudoma.TL;DR:We're in an offshoot of a timeline which was an offshoot of the original one. Basically, yeah. It sucks.COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF THINGS CHANGED IN THE NU:- Celestia (let's see, copious amounts of anti-depressants, totally guilty about everything, etc.)
- Luna (everything about this girl is crazy now holy fuck)
- Geography (oh lord: I think every city's about a hundred and sixty plus miles from Ponyville now, at least.)
- Apparently, MH is no longer huge. Was it ever huge in the first place? I don't know.
- History, as a whole. I could write a book chronicling all the changes in Equestria's history from its actual history.
- Antagonists. Discord is not a good guy. He will never be a good guy. I tried. The rest are lunatics, and running about - except Disclane who is casually residing in Tartarus right about now, I'd think.
- Everybody in this town.
- Everything in this town.
- The history of this town.
- And so on.
- Celestia (let's see, copious amounts of anti-depressants, totally guilty about everything, etc.)
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by alyaza Sun May 11, 2014 8:08 am
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Jan 3rd, 2013
Twilight wiped the blood out from underneath her eyes. Getting slashed by RT was something she was more or less used to by now. On the other hand, though, she was not used to being slashed on the third day of a new year, nor was she used to being slashed so badly. A massive, bloody cut, probably three inches at least, went along the majority of her face. And, even though Twilight was hardly flinching, it hurt unbelievably. It was as if she'd just been kicked in the groin or something awful like that.
RT stood a couple feet away, blood covering his sword. He looked back at Twilight and gave her a quick wink before he sped off into the distance, leaving her to bleed out. When she believed it to be safe for her to start moving, she did. Every time she moved though, the cut stung, and it didn't take long for her to keel over, tears pouring down her face.
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Feb 25th, 2013
It was a fairly nice morning. The sun was rising over Ponyville, and all was fine and dandy in the world. Unfortunately for the residents of the town, Ponyville was currently buried under two feet of snow - an entire season's worth of snow on the ground, and enough to completely bury a filly and then cover them in six additional inches of snow. Several snow storms had rolled straight through the town in a matter of days, which was presumably the result of a colossal botchfest on the part of the pegasi. Whether natural or otherwise, the truth was that there was literally nothing anybody could do but sit inside, or try - however in vain - to clear the fronts of their houses of snow. Consider that the latter hardly ever worked, it would be more reasonable to just say that everyone stayed inside.
The six had all resolved to just hunker down in Twilight's house, since at least there was a window on the second story which could be used to get out if need be. Of course, they were only expecting at most a foot of snow, not two feet. They woke up one morning, the 25th of February, to find half the front door filled up and the snow reaching up to their necks. In order to get out, they had to shovel all the snow out of the doorway, and then essentially swim through the snow and its drifts. By the time they'd done it, there was melting snow coating the majority of the library's floor, and Twilight was suffering from hypothermia brought on by constant contact with the cold wind and the snow.
Eventually, after a couple of hours, the front was cleared, and for what it was worth, the six spent the rest of their day quietly talking about their entire lives and drinking anything that was even remotely warm.
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February 27th, 2013
RTCity couldn't help but complain about how ridiculous he felt right now. "I look like fucking Macklemore." he told Rarity as he put on the particularly silly looking fur jacket that he was going to presumably have to wear on this expedition. "Seriously. This is absolutely fucking stupid. Now I can see why I don't like you." Rarity was just trying to ignore him, and was having a very hard time doing so. In true RTCity style, every time RT would complain, he'd make a scathing remark about Rarity's life, or her family, or something she liked, in some sort of attempt to draw a reaction. And it seemed, today at least, it was working.
The other five ponies, meanwhile, were scarcely twenty feet away, trying very hard not to laugh. More than once a high pitched squeal came out of one of their mouths, and RT turned around to chide them on how terribly they were hiding their laughter. Of course, RT was having his own problems right now, so he was hardly in a position to come over and actually get them to stop, and so the ponies just kept laughing silently.
Eventually, RT (sort of) got over the painfully embarrassing dressings he was going to have to wear in order not to catch a particularly bad case of hypothermia. After all, they were going to a place where the temperatures could often dip into the negative seventies, at which point Robloxians would start suffering from exposure to cold. RT was at least comforted by the fact that he was not a pony. Then, he'd actually be forced to cover himself from head to toe in a heavy jacket and protective gear - particularly good protective gear - and have no exposed skin at all. That was the only silver lining RT got, though. Otherwise, it was all downhill once they started hiking to where the Crystal Empire once was.
"Fuck."
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Re: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
by alyaza Sun May 11, 2014 12:54 pm
"IK HEB EEN GLORIERIJK MONSTER GECREARD"
THE PONY-SINGER-VERSE THING.
Apparently, I have awoken in hell itself. Because, suddenly, I am a man walking into the Ponyverse to Macklemore's Thrift Shop, and all the fucking ponies around me are crazy singers. No, seriously. I will literally write down everybody.
Okay, so from what I've gotten:
Twilight Sparkle is Selena Gomez. What the fuck?
Rarity is Demi Lovato. i can't say I'm amazed.
RD is whoever the fuck sings for Icona Pop. Really?
Flutter's Carly Rae Jepson fuck no no no no no.
AJ is Taylor Swift ahahahaha.
Pinkie's Miley Cyrus. Greaaaat.
ALSO:
Spike has become Bastille. Oh lord no.
The CMC are, in order, another fucking Taylor Swift, Lorde and Fun. (AB, SB, SC.)
The princesses are Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce and P!nk, because that makes perfect sense. (PC, PL, PCad)
Blueblood has become Macklemore. Jesus christ.
Macintosh is Owl City AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Derpy or whatever her name is is now Anna Hendricks.
QC/SS/bunch of antagonists are Lady Gaga.
So, yeah.
I wish I could say this could end well, but I am too cynical to think otherwise.
THE PONY-SINGER-VERSE THING.
Apparently, I have awoken in hell itself. Because, suddenly, I am a man walking into the Ponyverse to Macklemore's Thrift Shop, and all the fucking ponies around me are crazy singers. No, seriously. I will literally write down everybody.
Okay, so from what I've gotten:
Twilight Sparkle is Selena Gomez. What the fuck?
Rarity is Demi Lovato. i can't say I'm amazed.
RD is whoever the fuck sings for Icona Pop. Really?
Flutter's Carly Rae Jepson fuck no no no no no.
AJ is Taylor Swift ahahahaha.
Pinkie's Miley Cyrus. Greaaaat.
ALSO:
Spike has become Bastille. Oh lord no.
The CMC are, in order, another fucking Taylor Swift, Lorde and Fun. (AB, SB, SC.)
The princesses are Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce and P!nk, because that makes perfect sense. (PC, PL, PCad)
Blueblood has become Macklemore. Jesus christ.
Macintosh is Owl City AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Derpy or whatever her name is is now Anna Hendricks.
QC/SS/bunch of antagonists are Lady Gaga.
So, yeah.
I wish I could say this could end well, but I am too cynical to think otherwise.
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