DISNEY IS THE ONLY GOOD MOVIE COMPANY LEFT BESIDES DREAMWORKS

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:i heard the die hard movie was actually balls but what would i know

"film critics" shit on it because hurr durr ~film~ is ART!! but that fucking movie will grow your dick 5 inches becuase youll be pumping so much fucking testosterone watching explosions and cars getting crushed in fucking russia holy shit it was GLORIOUS

but film critics love die hard i mean obviously they did something different than the last few

but i'll take your word for it

if that movie was anywhere near good though it'd be 20th century fox's first non-felony in 5 years

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:i heard the die hard movie was actually balls but what would i know

"film critics" shit on it because hurr durr ~film~ is ART!! but that fucking movie will grow your dick 5 inches becuase youll be pumping so much fucking testosterone watching explosions and cars getting crushed in fucking russia holy shit it was GLORIOUS

but film critics love die hard i mean obviously they did something different than the last few

but i'll take your word for it

the only thing i can think of was there was less fist-fighting and a whole lot more shooting

also there was a ton of vehicle-pillage holy fuck they must have destroyed at least a few thousand cars for the movie

flammahnigga wrote:if that movie was anywhere near good though it'd be 20th century fox's first non-felony in 5 years

and this is why it won't be near the top of my backlog any time soon but it will be on my backlog

somewhere

flammahnigga wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:if that movie was anywhere near good though it'd be 20th century fox's first non-felony in 5 years

and this is why it won't be near the top of my backlog any time soon but it will be on my backlog

somewhere

at least watch olympus as fallen its glorious, and 42 also

i hate sports because my dick isn't long enough to succeed in them remember

flammahnigga wrote:i hate sports because my dick isn't long enough to succeed in them remember

so fucking what even if you dont like sports its a great movie

speaking of baseball movies, moneyball fuck yeah

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:i hate sports because my dick isn't long enough to succeed in them remember

so fucking what even if you dont like sports its a great movie

speaking of baseball movies, moneyball fuck yeah

hahahaahahahahaha you might wanna sit down

in puerto rico unless you live in the 4 urban areas (nobody does lel) you have to get either dish or directv which is actually owned by a gay third party who is not directv and is easily as dirty as dish in adding and removing channels. both of them are gay as fuck but directv's advertising is less butthurt and has an actual budget and dish fucks with their prices and selection all the time and everyone knows it so most people shoot for directv.

but the thing is, directv puerto rico adds in their own fucking advertisements for shit like their 3g internet dongle and directv on demand and all those things. there's usually 3 of these that run once an hour (or maybe it was half hour? 45 minutes?) on every channel for like 3-6 months, and trust me you WILL groan when they come on and seriously consider turning the tv off and doing something else

it's a fucking essential part of puerto rican culture just like the "gerber life care" commercial is to western culture

also this has to do with what you said because moneyball was being advertised as an on demand movie for like 5 months straight and the advertisement guy can't speak english for shit so he would say "mo knee bol-as-in-bolero"

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:i hate sports because my dick isn't long enough to succeed in them remember

so fucking what even if you dont like sports its a great movie

speaking of baseball movies, moneyball fuck yeah

hahahaahahahahaha you might wanna sit down

in puerto rico unless you live in the 4 urban areas (nobody does lel) you have to get either dish or directv which is actually owned by a gay third party who is not directv and is easily as dirty as dish in adding and removing channels. both of them are gay as fuck but directv's advertising is less butthurt and has an actual budget and dish fucks with their prices and selection all the time and everyone knows it so most people shoot for directv.

but the thing is, directv puerto rico adds in their own fucking advertisements for shit like their 3g internet dongle and directv on demand and all those things. there's usually 3 of these that run once an hour (or maybe it was half hour? 45 minutes?) on every channel for like 3-6 months, and trust me you WILL groan when they come on and seriously consider turning the tv off and doing something else

it's a fucking essential part of puerto rican culture just like the "gerber life care" commercial is to western culture

also this has to do with what you said because moneyball was being advertised as an on demand movie for like 5 months straight and the advertisement guy can't speak english for shit so he would say "mo knee bol-as-in-bolero"

moneyball was still a good movie nerd

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:
so fucking what even if you dont like sports its a great movie

speaking of baseball movies, moneyball fuck yeah

hahahaahahahahaha you might wanna sit down

in puerto rico unless you live in the 4 urban areas (nobody does lel) you have to get either dish or directv which is actually owned by a gay third party who is not directv and is easily as dirty as dish in adding and removing channels. both of them are gay as fuck but directv's advertising is less butthurt and has an actual budget and dish fucks with their prices and selection all the time and everyone knows it so most people shoot for directv.

but the thing is, directv puerto rico adds in their own fucking advertisements for shit like their 3g internet dongle and directv on demand and all those things. there's usually 3 of these that run once an hour (or maybe it was half hour? 45 minutes?) on every channel for like 3-6 months, and trust me you WILL groan when they come on and seriously consider turning the tv off and doing something else

it's a fucking essential part of puerto rican culture just like the "gerber life care" commercial is to western culture

also this has to do with what you said because moneyball was being advertised as an on demand movie for like 5 months straight and the advertisement guy can't speak english for shit so he would say "mo knee bol-as-in-bolero"

moneyball was still a good movie nerd

ok i wasn't refuting that

What exactly has Disney produced recently that was good?

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:
watching kids shit doesn't make you more matture either

admitted

just because kids movies can't have ARTISTIC EXPRESSION LIBERAL ARTS CLASS MASTERS DEGREE doesn't mean they shouldn't be enjoyed as often

i dont watch your bullshit arty movies

this reminds me, good day to die hard and olympus has fallen were released last year and they were both ffucking awesome

a good day to die hard fucking sucked

mclovin wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:
watching kids shit doesn't make you more matture either

admitted

just because kids movies can't have ARTISTIC EXPRESSION LIBERAL ARTS CLASS MASTERS DEGREE doesn't mean they shouldn't be enjoyed as often

i dont watch your bullshit arty movies

this reminds me, good day to die hard and olympus has fallen were released last year and they were both ffucking awesome

a good day to die hard fucking sucked

you speak lies

Magi wrote:What exactly has Disney produced recently that was good?

marvel movies

disney movies

touchstone movies

pixar movies

miramax movies

weinstein movies

all those releases in the last 3 years and you'll see why i suddenly have such a boner for disney

isnt miramax spanish shit

well sure disney has more companies riding on its corporate cock than ever, but i don't associate any of these film companies with disney in any way
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i could give a shit less if they're actually owned/funded by them, my mindset is that disney doesn't actually produce the shit

mrspurinization wrote:isnt miramax spanish shit

no

zacmaq wrote:well sure disney has more companies riding on its corporate cock than ever, but i don't associate any of these film companies with disney in any way
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i could give a shit less if they're actually owned/funded by them, my mindset is that disney doesn't actually produce the shit

disney only accepts tippy top quality

their quality control is the only thing i'm dicksucking here their actual movies have declined

if only every movie studio had quality control like this