FAPPY BIRD

so you know how le flappy bard maymay is supposed to be impossibrew and the hardest game ever?

well apparently society is now composed of gaynigger pansies because i played it and got a score of 15 on my FIRST. FUKING. TRY. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? THAT'S FUCKING BRONZE MEDAL ACCORDING TO THIS GAY GAME

IF YOU GET A SCORE OF 50 YOU GET A DIAMOND MEDAL AND THE HIGH SCORE IN MY SCHOOL IS 80

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY

WHAT HAPPENED

WHERE DID ALL THE GAMER SKILL GO

IS THIS A CAUSE OR AN EFFECT OF "CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE" "GAMES"

;_;

i bet i could get 100 in a day but i don't want to install it

i am the fuckin KING of shitty casual games

mrspurinization wrote:i bet i could get 100 in a day but i don't want to install it

i am the fuckin KING of shitty casual games

WAA WAA IT REQUIRES SKILL!!! IT'S HARDDD1!! ;_;

what the shit. i just realized why faggots actually think this, because the only action game that ever caught on on mobile was temple run and that's hardly even an action game because most of the time you're just waiting for the next obstacLE

how the hell can people be so inept that they can't even get a good score in this game. i'm so mad at smartphone "gamers" i might uninstall all the games I have on my phone

i remember i overheard a discussion that went like this (I'M NOT BEING A REDDIT FAKE STORY FAG EITHER GUYS LISTEN)

"something something"

"something about playing games"

"oh are you a gamer"

"yeah, smartphone games"

what the FUCK. so now casuals are going around stating they're gayfmurrs instead of hating on us?? i miss when we were the minority that was oppressed by the media for some shitty reason and now that games have hit the mainstream it's actually ticking us off to hear their discussion of how they'll own you at candy crush. i miss when you could make friends with somebody because they like the same games as you. now everyone likes the same games and it's not really something to build a friendship on. i wish games stayed niche and not just because i want to be on the edge

those days are over

;_;

the highest score i can find mentioned on the internet is 150

what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK??

the highest score ever is supposedly a few thousand or maybe just a thousand idk

it gets harder as it goes

spinnythings wrote:the highest score ever is supposedly a few thousand or maybe just a thousand idk

it gets harder as it goes

does it get faster or some shit?

and the highest score according to the leaderboards is 9999 which hundreds of people have because people are buttmad enough about the game to hack high scores

fd and rtcity whats the difference

gary oaky wrote:fd and rtcity whats the difference

simpooly epoch

gary oaky wrote:fd and rtcity whats the difference

i dunno. fd, what do you think about the school shootings?

gay example of our government being too far in debt to set up two or three security guards in every school

Saw some kids playing this at skool and called it fish mario

Never heard of it.

Magi wrote:Never heard of it.

an american fad

also i dunno about the OP but people at my school are getting scores like 30 or 40 now

spinnythings wrote:also i dunno about the OP but people at my school are getting scores like 30 or 40 now

further proof my school is the best public school in america

link63 wrote:Saw some kids playing this at skool and called it fish mario

OMFG DID YOU POST ABOUT THE OTHER MARIO GAME ON THE PHONE XD

spinnythings wrote:

spinnythings wrote:also i dunno about the OP but people at my school are getting scores like 30 or 40 now

further proof my school is the best public school in america

the kid in front of me in math got 252

there is no way he wasn't cheating but i watched him in class get 60+ so maybe hes just pro as fuck

gary oaky wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

spinnythings wrote:also i dunno about the OP but people at my school are getting scores like 30 or 40 now

further proof my school is the best public school in america

the kid in front of me in math got 252

there is no way he wasn't cheating but i watched him in class get 60+ so maybe hes just pro as fuck

probly

ok I'll admit the game poses a challenge but it's not nearly as hard as everyone thinks it is.

um fd it is pretty fucking hard

it isn't skullcrushingly difficult but it's not a game you would play for more than a few seconds if you dont religiously practice it i've played it a few times and the best i got was 11

gary oaky wrote:um fd it is pretty fucking hard

it isn't skullcrushingly difficult but it's not a game you would play for more than a few seconds if you dont religiously practice it i've played it a few times and the best i got was 11

whatever. my point is it's pretty difficult but social media shouldn't be pissing themselves over it because much harder has come and gone

fd gotta prove that hes better than everyone to get his self esteem boost

Sorry I'd rather play Puzzle and Dragons where shit is actually long-term and you can't just play it like Candy Crush or Bejeweled.

aww poor widdle weeaboo has weeabooboos ;_;

mr not racist krabs wrote:aww poor widdle weeaboo has weeabooboos ;_;

jesus christ stick to your party platform you flip flopping fuck

"THIS GAME SUCKS HARDCORE GAMER FOR LIFE 90S KIDS DAE SUPER MARIO WORLD le"

"HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ATTACK MY GLORIOUS CASUAL IPHONE GAME HNNNNGGGHH"

this game really isn't that hard

sure you'll fuck up every now and then but with a little bit of focus and some dedication you can pull through

like seriously people are making this out to be balls on the walls hard like shit you nutjobs this isn't fucking battletoads