bitching and moaning general - security edition

WTF MY SCHOOLS SECURITY IS SO FUCKING PISS POOR ITS UNBELIEVABLE

NEARLY EVERY FUCKING PLUGIN IS OUTDATED, I CANT UPDATE THEM MYSELF BECAUSE NO ADMIN PRIVILEGES
WE STILL USE IE 8
NO FUCKING AV SOFTWARE INSTALLED
FIREFOX NOT INSTALLED
JAVA INSTALLED AND NOT FUCKING UPDATED !!!WE'RE USING A VERSION FROM FUCKING 2011!!!, SAME FOR ADOBE ACROBAT

IM SO MAD GHOYL SHIT

WHO THE HELL IS IN CHARGE OF SECURITY HERE I WILL BITE YOUR FKIN DICK OFF

i feel like i died and went to network security hell

exploit every vulnerability like you did last time dude, remember how they owned up to their bullshit and put a stop to it?

spinnythings wrote:exploit every vulnerability like you did last time dude, remember how they owned up to their bullshit and put a stop to it?

its GOTIME

fuck them up

hahahahahaha theres like no security restrictions beyond redundant "u cant delete system32" permissions

a wrote:hahahahahaha theres like no security restrictions beyond redundant "u cant delete system32" permissions

make their lives purgatory

a wrote:hahahahahaha theres like no security restrictions beyond redundant "u cant delete system32" permissions

in one of our computer labs theres like 6 computers that dont work and when i turned them on it said something like "missing system32" and shit

Red Epoch wrote:

a wrote:hahahahahaha theres like no security restrictions beyond redundant "u cant delete system32" permissions

in one of our computer labs theres like 6 computers that dont work and when i turned them on it said something like "missing system32" and shit

thats fucking hilarious you should delete system32 on all their computers to force them to figure out why it keeps happening

you sure they don't have deepfreeze?

i know someone at my elementary school (and specifically there) was smart enough to realize that kids will fuck shit up no matter the restrictions you place on a computer so one of the admins just tossed it onto the windows 2000 computers

stupid funDIE admins are pissing me off and i have almost completely unrestricted access to the school system because of shitty security

these dumb motherfuckers are too busy deleting all my highscores to fucking update java

they deleted your tourwhore saves?

seth wrote:they deleted your tourwhore saves?

they committed genocide on my super secret games folder

all of my tohos plus my nethack saves and some other goodies

a wrote:

seth wrote:they deleted your tourwhore saves?

they committed genocide on my super secret games folder

all of my tohos plus my nethack saves and some other goodies

that's diabolical

destroy your school's hardware with an electromagnetic pulse

why must the FACIST NET ADMINS oppress ME?!

seth wrote:destroy your school's hardware with an electromagnetic pulse

and wipe all their credit card strips

a wrote:

seth wrote:destroy your school's hardware with an electromagnetic pulse

and wipe all their credit card strips

i was looking for different examples of what an emp might do to a credit card strip beyond wiping it and found this little stockpile of quality FUK DA MAN tutorials

http://www.instructables.com/member/m1k3y/

abbie hoffman was reincarnated as a conspiracy theorist

WINDOWS DOESNT COME WITH AN MD5SUM EQUIVZALENT

WUAGAH

i could probably make one myself its so easy

ammy wrote:WINDOWS DOESNT COME WITH AN MD5SUM EQUIVZALENT

WUAGAH

bullshit there's no way the win32 api doesn't have that

seth wrote:

ammy wrote:WINDOWS DOESNT COME WITH AN MD5SUM EQUIVZALENT

WUAGAH

bullshit there's no way the win32 api doesn't have that

find a program that does it in fresh-off-the-grill windows 7 and i'll suck yer dick for a discount