shit that pisses you off #2

pouring a soda way too fast and the foam overflowing

FUCK YOU

bottles falling in the shower and landing on your foot

our leaky ass faucet

obnoxious people talking over people on teamspeak

multitouch bullshit being needed to scroll

when my little netbook ran good ol' laggy as fuck OEM windows it wanted me to do some shit like touch the lower left corner while touching the far right to scroll, which is the awkwardest thing ever

just touching the right is good enough

also when single tap doesn't click. FUCK YOU

when i figured out it wanted me to multitouch i immediately installed linux over it becasue microshit dingdongs 7 wouldn't let me configure the fuckin' thing

next person to call a program an 'app' is gonna fuckin die

THANKS

this god damn runny nose of mine

its killing me

Princess Daisy wrote:this god damn runny nose of mine

its killing me

take a bath

not a shower, a BATH

it's good for that

"As a..."

SHUT THE FUCK UP

"I approve of this post"

UP THE SHUT FUCK

peaches and cream wrote:"As a..."

SHUT THE FUCK UP

As an engineer, computer scientist, game developer, security expert/black-hat hacker, anarchist, politician, linguist, historian, astronaut, and master economist, I have to completely disagree with you. I know I'm going to get downvotes for this, but I have to speak my mind.

Edit: I'm gay.

Edit 2: Fuknigga

typing 'simply epick' so often is starting to make me toss k's into words unintentionally like a retard

i try to not shitpost so much it begins to interfere with how well i function as a human being

peaches and cream wrote:i try to not shitpost so much it begins to interfere with how well i function as a human being

i dont type it that frequently i must just be retarded

dont be mean to me just because i'm stupid

diagnose yourself with autism

peaches and cream wrote:diagnose yourself with autism

i am a diagnosed autistic pansexual antihumanist who haets idiot republifats and biased people

i hate it when i wake up and my neck hurts but i went to sleep in a perfectly comfortable position

headaches

i ran out of p i l l s so i must suffer

bobby b wrote:

peaches and cream wrote:"As a..."

SHUT THE FUCK UP

As an engineer, computer scientist, game developer, security expert/black-hat hacker, anarchist, politician, linguist, historian, astronaut, and master economist, I have to completely disagree with you. I know I'm going to get downvotes for this, but I have to speak my mind.

Edit: I'm gay.

Edit 2: Fuknigga

you forgot athiest

spinnythings wrote:

bobby b wrote:

peaches and cream wrote:"As a..."

SHUT THE FUCK UP

As an engineer, computer scientist, game developer, security expert/black-hat hacker, anarchist, politician, linguist, historian, astronaut, and master economist, I have to completely disagree with you. I know I'm going to get downvotes for this, but I have to speak my mind.

Edit: I'm gay.

Edit 2: Fuknigga

you forgot athiest

Umm I'll have you know I'm AGNOSTIC. Btw does anyone else think the Bible is fucking stupid? LOL fairy tales amirite?

people posting "i know!" or some other stupid fucking reply whenever they get insults thrown at them

come onnnnnnnnnn at least try to be sort of original you fuck

its not fun for anyone when you do shit like that