technologic shit that pisses you off

people saying "coding" instead of "programming"
"i use (inferior bullshit) because it does what i want it to"
Firefox is already running, but it is not respFUCK OFF
kids these days are so good with technology like how my son enabled 'airplane mode' on the iphone all by himself
new = good
windows update messagebox popping up every 4 hours (because that's the draconian max timelimit and not "fuck off i dont care about your stupid update im not restarting my computer bitch")
accidentally clicking an ad on thepiratebay or something and then immediately going into panic attacks over viruses
your browser is outdtaed install gergel crom v32843987239 botnet unlimited

shazammy wrote:windows update messagebox popping up every 4 hours (because that's the draconian max timelimit and not "fuck off i dont care about your stupid update im not restarting my computer bitch")

you do not know how fucking annoying that thing is, especially since it likes to pop up in the middle of the fucking night when i'm asleep so i cant do shit to stop it

slamjamsk8r wrote:

shazammy wrote:windows update messagebox popping up every 4 hours (because that's the draconian max timelimit and not "fuck off i dont care about your stupid update im not restarting my computer bitch")

you do not know how fucking annoying that thing is, especially since it likes to pop up in the middle of the fucking night when i'm asleep so i cant do shit to stop it

this is partially the reason why i stopped using windows, you have to restart your computer for EVERYTHING

install a program? restart your computer to use it, asshole
download a file? restart that shit if you want to enjoy it in all its glory
clear your cookies? just one restart away
grandpa suffered a life-risking heart attack? make sure to restart your fucking computer before going to the hospital

holy fuck

googling for a fix to a problem and getting jack shit
googling for a fix to a problem and getting a thread from 2006 with no replies
googling for a fix to a problem and getting a thread whose only reply is "Wrong forum. Locked" by some faggot mod (this has happened to me way too many times)
"Input/Output Error" FUCK
do something that makes the computer run faster, can no longer go back to the original because my standards for performance have been raised
making a typo and not noticing it, everything gets catastrophically fucked
hardware damage of any kind
hit the wrong key or button, computer melts into slag and then atomically explodes
on a tech support forum, that one faggot who has to reply to every thread no matter how worthless his posts are "Lol i dunno mate it fine works for me"
on a help forum, single every post is "YEAH IM HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM DUDE!!!!!" and no help in sight

shazammy wrote:on a help forum, single every post is "YEAH IM HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM DUDE!!!!!" and no help in sight

why the fuck does that always have to happen

people that use BASIC
people that use Python and talk about how PRO they are
people that are 'masters' of a language or a system because they learned how to do one thing with it
people that make MD5-based 'anti virus' tutorials
people that make those retarded 'CAN UR PC/MAC/LINUX DISTRO DO THIS????' videos
advertisements about products with meaningless terms like "hypertransistor technology"
thin (and easily broken) == good
apple == quality AMERICAN engineering
knowing basic HTML or how to open the command prompt == hacking
higher resolution == better screen on my 3.8-inch cockdevice
chinks overpricing their Arduino shit on major retailer websites that actually ship in less than eight months-time
radioshack not having fucking cables for the stuff they sell
people that say 'chip' instead of 'circuit' or 'processor' or just fucking 'phone'/'computer'
new == faster
"@fjffugubububufkfvo is it not of $19.95 purchase to find quality library of all Window stop error code?????? try now for free it saved my life!!!!!!"
being killed by your power supply or CRT screen because the capacitors don't drain for years of all of those watts
cables being overpriced-as-fuck and not at Nippon Labs-level-quality
people that insist a specific brand no matter how shitty the product is 'out of principle'
other gay shit

the one kid who opens cmd.exe and pretends to be a hacker despite not knowing even the most basic of commands for it except maybe "color"

slamjamsk8r wrote:

shazammy wrote:on a help forum, single every post is "YEAH IM HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM DUDE!!!!!" and no help in sight

why the fuck does that always have to happen

WINDOWS USERS

ever since i switched to GNU/Linux i've never gotten this on help forums unless it's for something accessable to windows plebs

windows users who are having issues have horrible entitlement issues and throw fits like little kids about it and windows users whose shit is working don't feel like helping out EVER

lel im gonna make u mad

shazammy wrote:people saying "coding" instead of "programming"
"i use (inferior bullshit) because it does what i want it to"
windows update messagebox popping up every 4 hours (because that's the draconian max timelimit and not "fuck off i dont care about your stupid update im not restarting my computer bitch")

what is difference between coding and programming
fuck off im not trying to figure out how to re-pirate all that software on to some bullshit linux distro from hell
why not just install updates and shut down

"my computer broke because im gay!!!!!!!!!!!""get linux distro random fuckwads coding progammaer nrerd bullshit upgrade right now"

"fuck everything else that exists of this type i find this superior because"
"CARD CHARGE FAILED"
"pirating is for faggots true software users pay full fucking price go kill yourself loser lol"
"torrenting is incredible leet hack4er nerd bullshit"
"my computer is good because its expensive as a car"
"i have 300 cores 3408975204 gb ram nvidia 2 graphix razer is best brand"
"walmart added you to their automatic mailing list!@!!!"

shazammy wrote:Firefox is already running, but it is not respFUCK OFF

yes

when faggots call thier computer their "rig"

you shut your fucking whore mouth, i will break your fucking face you stupid nigger

the only acceptable replacement-term for "computer" is "machine" and only in the context of old computers

spinnythings wrote:lel im gonna make u mad

shazammy wrote:people saying "coding" instead of "programming"
"i use (inferior bullshit) because it does what i want it to"
windows update messagebox popping up every 4 hours (because that's the draconian max timelimit and not "fuck off i dont care about your stupid update im not restarting my computer bitch")

what is difference between coding and programming
fuck off im not trying to figure out how to re-pirate all that software on to some bullshit linux distro from hell
why not just install updates and shut down

"coding" is a term MATRIX HAKER script kiddies use
all software on linux is free
because fuck restarting ur computre

spinnythings wrote:"pirating is for faggots true software users pay full fucking price go kill yourself loser lol"

leech scum

ammy wrote:when faggots call thier computer their "rig"

you shut your fucking whore mouth, i will break your fucking face you stupid nigger

the only acceptable replacement-term for "computer" is "machine" and only in the context of old computers

i think "rig" only fits for alienware desktops

those are the size of big rigs for what i've seen

ammy wrote:when faggots call thier computer their "rig"

you shut your fucking whore mouth, i will break your fucking face you stupid nigger

the only acceptable replacement-term for "computer" is "machine" and only in the context of old computers

a rig is a bunch of shit you carry around with you imo

ammy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:lel im gonna make u mad

shazammy wrote:people saying "coding" instead of "programming"
"i use (inferior bullshit) because it does what i want it to"
windows update messagebox popping up every 4 hours (because that's the draconian max timelimit and not "fuck off i dont care about your stupid update im not restarting my computer bitch")

what is difference between coding and programming
fuck off im not trying to figure out how to re-pirate all that software on to some bullshit linux distro from hell
why not just install updates and shut down

"coding" is a term MATRIX HAKER script kiddies use
all software on linux is free
because fuck restarting ur computre

oh ok
cool do they have high end film editors
my hard drive has been power on for 329823947 hours and counting

ammy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:"pirating is for faggots true software users pay full fucking price go kill yourself loser lol"

leech scum

yeah im gonna go buy all that shitty mainstream software i use for full fucking price with all this nonexistent money i have

spinnythings wrote:

ammy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:lel im gonna make u mad

shazammy wrote:people saying "coding" instead of "programming"
"i use (inferior bullshit) because it does what i want it to"
windows update messagebox popping up every 4 hours (because that's the draconian max timelimit and not "fuck off i dont care about your stupid update im not restarting my computer bitch")

what is difference between coding and programming
fuck off im not trying to figure out how to re-pirate all that software on to some bullshit linux distro from hell
why not just install updates and shut down

"coding" is a term MATRIX HAKER script kiddies use
all software on linux is free
because fuck restarting ur computre

oh ok
cool do they have high end film editors
my hard drive has been power on for 329823947 hours and counting

fuck high end film editing

all i need is a second hand camcorder or a desktop capture program

spinnythings wrote:

ammy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:lel im gonna make u mad

shazammy wrote:people saying "coding" instead of "programming"
"i use (inferior bullshit) because it does what i want it to"
windows update messagebox popping up every 4 hours (because that's the draconian max timelimit and not "fuck off i dont care about your stupid update im not restarting my computer bitch")

what is difference between coding and programming
fuck off im not trying to figure out how to re-pirate all that software on to some bullshit linux distro from hell
why not just install updates and shut down

"coding" is a term MATRIX HAKER script kiddies use
all software on linux is free
because fuck restarting ur computre

cool do they have high end film editors

cool buzwords

i doubt you use any of the "features" sony vegas bloat edition 11 has that aren't already available in windows movie maker vista edition

also openshot

scrubbykins wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

ammy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:lel im gonna make u mad

shazammy wrote:people saying "coding" instead of "programming"
"i use (inferior bullshit) because it does what i want it to"
windows update messagebox popping up every 4 hours (because that's the draconian max timelimit and not "fuck off i dont care about your stupid update im not restarting my computer bitch")

what is difference between coding and programming
fuck off im not trying to figure out how to re-pirate all that software on to some bullshit linux distro from hell
why not just install updates and shut down

"coding" is a term MATRIX HAKER script kiddies use
all software on linux is free
because fuck restarting ur computre

oh ok
cool do they have high end film editors
my hard drive has been power on for 329823947 hours and counting

fuck high end film editing

all i need is a second hand camcorder or a desktop capture program

well i am an ~artiste~ and need many confusing buttons to feel more secure about what i do

spinnythings wrote:

ammy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:"pirating is for faggots true software users pay full fucking price go kill yourself loser lol"

leech scum

yeah im gonna go buy all that shitty mainstream software i use for full fucking price with all this nonexistent money i have

this isn't a problem when you use free software now is it

ammy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

ammy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:lel im gonna make u mad

shazammy wrote:people saying "coding" instead of "programming"
"i use (inferior bullshit) because it does what i want it to"
windows update messagebox popping up every 4 hours (because that's the draconian max timelimit and not "fuck off i dont care about your stupid update im not restarting my computer bitch")

what is difference between coding and programming
fuck off im not trying to figure out how to re-pirate all that software on to some bullshit linux distro from hell
why not just install updates and shut down

"coding" is a term MATRIX HAKER script kiddies use
all software on linux is free
because fuck restarting ur computre

cool do they have high end film editors

cool buzwords

i doubt you use any of the "features" sony vegas bloat edition 11 has that aren't already available in windows movie maker vista edition

also openshot

hm ok

xkcd

by FAR one of the worst webcomics out there

ammy wrote:xkcd

by FAR one of the worst webcomics out there

no it's THE worst

lel its funy 2 referense maths!!!!!!!!