just say white house down

america wins again on their home turf
america wins again dirt house fags

give me more details op

true patriotism wrote:give me more details op

some faggots who couldn't handle bringing freedom decide to start world war 3. to this end the chief of the secret service decides to take a bunch of kkk members(aforementioned faggots) to attack the white house(prez is black). our hero is a guy who has a troubled family life(daughter hates him,divorce proceedings) and wants to join the secret service to protect the prez. the bitch in charge says no because she's a bitch. oh and he brings his daughter along because she's in love with the president (she's 10). the daughter has a youtube channel which becomes the biggest plot point in the film.

more?

huge fag wrote:

true patriotism wrote:give me more details op

some faggots who couldn't handle bringing freedom decide to start world war 3. to this end the chief of the secret service decides to take a bunch of kkk members(aforementioned faggots) to attack the white house(prez is black). our hero is a guy who has a troubled family life(daughter hates him,divorce proceedings) and wants to join the secret service to protect the prez. the bitch in charge says no because she's a bitch. oh and he brings his daughter along because she's in love with the president (she's 10). the daughter has a youtube channel which becomes the biggest plot point in the film.

more?

i'm digging this tale go on

true patriotism wrote:

huge fag wrote:

true patriotism wrote:give me more details op

some faggots who couldn't handle bringing freedom decide to start world war 3. to this end the chief of the secret service decides to take a bunch of kkk members(aforementioned faggots) to attack the white house(prez is black). our hero is a guy who has a troubled family life(daughter hates him,divorce proceedings) and wants to join the secret service to protect the prez. the bitch in charge says no because she's a bitch. oh and he brings his daughter along because she's in love with the president (she's 10). the daughter has a youtube channel which becomes the biggest plot point in the film.

more?

i'm digging this tale go on

so the faggot hero doesn't get the job but he tells his daughter that he did anyway and they decide to go on a tour of the white house(he went there to ask for the job). suddenly a scary looking dude goes into the janitor's closet in the capitol building and grabs a cleaning cart. he hits some dude with it and the faggot's coffee spills and he cries like a bitch about it. then we're back to the tour and the daughter says she needs to use the bathroom so the tour guide (coolest motherfucker in the whole damn film) gives her a location of one. so she goes and uses in and the scary looking janitor dude places his cleaning cart in the middle of the capitol building and walks away. it explodes and then it turns out the guys who were installing a surround sound system in the white house are terrorists too. the white house terrorists start shooting everybody in the white house. they take the whole tour group hostage except for the daughter.

do you want more of this riveting tale

dude spill the beans

go on because this sounds like america in da futureeeeeeee

ok so then our hero is all like "aw hell no faggots" so he grabs a gun from a dead guy who was guarding the tour guys and then runs away. he goes looking for his daughter in the women's bathroom and she isn't there. so then one of the terrorists goes looking for him and our hero acts like a scared tourist faggot and then shoots mr.terrorist. then the president (in the white house during all this) tells his staff that he should he should go to the super secret bunker thing. so they go to the bunker and then the head of the service shoots everyone but the prez and then our hero manages to get the prez out of the bunker and shoot 2 terrorists that came to help the head of the secret service

kkk is kool kidz klub. arent they like satanists or something?

Uncle Sam teh Pwn :3 wrote:kkk is kool kidz klub. arent they like satanists or something?

actually quite the opposite theyre white supremacist protestants and not only hate black people but everyone that isnt white and protestant

oh and they blew up delta force and possibly seal team 6

RED WHITE AND BLUE EPOCH wrote:

Uncle Sam teh Pwn :3 wrote:kkk is kool kidz klub. arent they like satanists or something?

actually quite the opposite theyre white supremacist protestants and not only hate black people but everyone that isnt white and protestant

oh i remember in roblox i litered my place with satan pics and everyone though i was badass and i got 500 place visits from lots of people.

huge fag wrote:oh and they blew up delta force and possibly seal team 6

wtf i thought they were 16 year old fags who thought they were special

Uncle Sam teh Pwn :3 wrote:

huge fag wrote:oh and they blew up delta force and possibly seal team 6

wtf i thought they were 16 year old fags who thought they were special

no these were faggots that the cia and nsa were watching

lel

oh and a nerd with a lollipop and c4 fetish managed to hack the entire us nuclear arsenal