how to be classy

1. purchase attire from the 1920s-1950s era; such as tuxedo suits, fedoras, ties, and other gay shit that would make any woman from that time period slap you for looking like an obese flasher

2. toss in 'gentlemen' into the beginning of every sentence you use or make

3. act as chivalrous as possible to every woman in the vain hope of receiving some ass

4. cry about THIS GENERATION not being classy enough and not appealing to your shittyrefined tastes

5. consider everyone else that is not a classy intellectual like yourself a lesser being

6. speak in a fake English accent because the British are the kings of classiness

you're done

you forgot "speak in a shitty fake british accent"