i need to redefine my image on OTx

Spoiler:

oh, i know how! i need to find a mental disorder on webMD that vaguely describes me so that everyone on thunderdome pities me and gives the attention i need!

ok, i'm into webMD right now, and some weird shit called "autism" just came up. huh, i dunno guys i thought this was a word /4channe/ created as the ultimate insult of all time and not an actual disease...

Core symptoms
The severity of symptoms varies greatly, but all people with autism have some core symptoms in the areas of:
Social interactions and relationships.

CHECK i'm seventeen and still have not got poon!

Verbal and nonverbal communication.

CHECK i still shitpost on rot and if someone does talk to me it's like an off-broadway performance of rain man

Limited interests in activities or play.

CHECK my one true and honest love is the computer and you guys at OTTHUNDERDOME! :D i have nothing else in life whatsoever

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uhh sorry anthro is easy on the eyes



so i got 4/5 of them, does this mean i can now define myself as "autism" and use that in every single argument i get into for the rest of my life? YOU BET

confirmed FD

autism confirmed

tumblr user confirmed what are your fairy/deer/etc pronouns

donald duck wrote:autism confirmed

oh you! you'd never make fun of my completely serious condition, would you?

Viral wrote:tumblr user confirmed what are your fairy/deer/etc pronouns

how oppressive of you
i am indeed wolfkin, not your etc.kin inclusive shit

hi guys im zacmac i like homestuck and pony remixes, ban me please!

SmokeTheHardest 420 2k14 wrote:hi guys im zacmac i like homestuck and pony remixes, ban me please!

i really do

ms paint adventures is my number one fap material next to boku no pico

tragic anus tales wrote:whatsoever

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WUT
Legit symptom lol?

tragic anus tales wrote:whatsoever

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uhh sorry anthro is easy on the eyes

second time you've said it you know what that means

my daddy always told me the cure for ADHD is an ass whipping
that's why i am autistic instead

tragic anus tales wrote:my daddy always told me the cure for ADHD is an ass whipping
that's why i am autistic instead

better whipped ass than broken glass
unless he whips your ass with broken glass
then youre fucked

tragic anus tales x wrote:

tragic anus tales wrote:my daddy always told me the cure for ADHD is an ass whipping
that's why i am autistic instead

better whipped ass than broken glass
unless he whips  your ass with broken glass
then youre fucked

sorry bro daddy never fucked me even if he said he'll have my ass

then he's a fucking nnliar

why can't it be simple and say i'm gay and everyone will pity the fact i'm going straight to fucking hell

"because hell doesn't exist"


tips

fedoro

mac b wrote:"because hell doesn't exist"


tips

fedoro

hey man all of us true chivalric gentlemen are equals
we all put on our fedoras one tip at a time