dark souls 2 review

die a lot 7.5/10


(made easier to read for dum dums)

well this wasnt a review at all

youre just telling us random aspects of the game

nonatums [demon slicer] wrote:well this wasnt a review at all

youre just telling us random aspects of the game

i never said it wasnt

want to play das but its for PC or something and would probably make my cpu explode

Booky wrote:

nonatums [demon slicer] wrote:well this wasnt a review at all

youre just telling us random aspects of the game

i never said it wasnt

which fortifies my argu- you know whatever
i haven't played any dark souls game but they look fun as hell . . .


. . . to mod
and play i guess
but im broke mofucka
also gatorade that gives you infinite heals and campfires? isnt that a little op? and they went by adding more = more difficulty? who fucking made this, a 12 year old?
no seriously i thought that as a game dev when i was 12 and made shitty rpgs
i would introduce it as easy-hard with a protagonist that has some link to the undead
then give them an op item
then make it insanely hard to cancel it out, but i couldn't make decently balanced enemies so i just added a shitload of enemies,
then an annoyingly long final boss and shit
except my rewards, at least in one of my games, made you "the king of pimps, juadeace" which gave you op moves and let you replay the game
i ramble like hell dont i

dragonmaster rants

notorious ams wrote:want to play das but its for PC or something and would probably make my cpu explode

it runs a lot better than the first one probably because its not a terrible port

dark souls 1 : 20 fps

dark souls 2 40-50 fps

i guess not rushing your game makes it playable

buttcrusher wrote:dragonmaster rants

more popularly known as mac's passion

Booky wrote:

notorious ams wrote:want to play das but its for PC or something and would probably make my cpu explode

it runs a lot better than the first one probably because its not a terrible port

dark souls 1 : 20 fps

dark souls 2 40-50 fps

i guess not rushing your game makes it playable

what specs are those FPS based on?

notorious ams wrote:

Booky wrote:

notorious ams wrote:want to play das but its for PC or something and would probably make my cpu explode

it runs a lot better than the first one probably because its not a terrible port

dark souls 1 : 20 fps

dark souls 2 40-50 fps

i guess not rushing your game makes it playable

what specs are those FPS based on?

ps2

but in all seriousness the game can run at 720p 30fps (although slightly inconsistent) on a core i5 with intel hd 4000 on medium settings

anything slightly beyond that should be more than okay

what the fuck is t his

slamjamsk8r wrote:what the fuck is t his

E3 2014

ffs break up your damn post loser nobody wants to read a 300 word paragraph

mega!!!! wrote:but in all seriousness the game can run at 720p 30fps (although slightly inconsistent) on a core i5 with intel hd 4000 on medium settings

anything slightly beyond that should be more than okay

im fucked then lol

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notorious ams wrote:

mega!!!! wrote:but in all seriousness the game can run at 720p 30fps (although slightly inconsistent) on a core i5 with intel hd 4000 on medium settings

anything slightly beyond that should be more than okay

im fucked then lol

core2duo REPRESENT

turn shadows off +30 fps

why are you guys even discussing a shitty game anyways?    

slamjamsk8r wrote:why are you guys even discussing a shitty game anyways?    

i wouldnt call it shitty but i wouldnt call it great either

and its a forum i thought thats what you were supposed to do

don't listen to rtcity hes just mad he cant play das on his 40 year old ibook

Booky wrote:

notorious ams wrote:

mega!!!! wrote:but in all seriousness the game can run at 720p 30fps (although slightly inconsistent) on a core i5 with intel hd 4000 on medium settings

anything slightly beyond that should be more than okay

im fucked then lol

core2duo REPRESENT

turn shadows off +30 fps

ehh I don't like cutting corners

im getting something a little less diesel-powered in a couple months anyways i'll look into it then

notorious ams wrote:

mega!!!! wrote:but in all seriousness the game can run at 720p 30fps (although slightly inconsistent) on a core i5 with intel hd 4000 on medium settings

anything slightly beyond that should be more than okay

im fucked then lol

core2duo REPRESENT

no you're actually right there for minimum cpu

and should still run just fine as long as the gpu is good enough

I want it in part because Ken has a boner for those games and I want to get them get better than them and then challenge him to a duel

even if i could i wouldnt play this shit

mega!!!! wrote:

notorious ams wrote:

mega!!!! wrote:but in all seriousness the game can run at 720p 30fps (although slightly inconsistent) on a core i5 with intel hd 4000 on medium settings

anything slightly beyond that should be more than okay

im fucked then lol

core2duo REPRESENT

no you're actually right there for minimum cpu

and should still run just fine as long as the gpu is good enough

ya but 'minimum cpu' usually means 'it might play if you turn off everything'

my GPU is glorious integrated GMA 3000 and no discrete can fit into this bad boy

notorious ams wrote:

mega!!!! wrote:

notorious ams wrote:
im fucked then lol

core2duo REPRESENT

no you're actually right there for minimum cpu

and should still run just fine as long as the gpu is good enough

ya but 'minimum cpu' usually means 'it might play if you turn off everything'

my GPU is glorious integrated GMA 3000 and no discrete can fit into this bad boy

from what i've seen it can still do 40-60fps on decent settings depending on the cpu model and gpu paired with it

but yeah integrated GMA will likely get you nowhere