premonition

unable to reason with the big doo doo heads thunder dome citizens, despite agreeing with their statements unquestingly and proposing petty arguments, he takes the only course of retalitive action he knows
after his ban, he storms the forum in a pestering glorious shit storm of shitposts that flood the main subforum like a toilet the flood of noahs a/r/k
he waits for the right time
midnight
"i'm not supposed to be up this late!!" he says, fearing his sleeping mom in the near room will hear him
he silently sneaks on the computer, copy and pasting huge walls of text and spamming them on the forum
"yes!" he says, adrenaline pumping through his veins
"that'll show them! that'll show them all! a**holes!!!"
he laughs as he looks at his small page of victory
he goes to post another, when he is confronted by the message
"you have been banned from this forum"
he goes to make another alt, sweat dribbling from his brow, he uses his moms email, it was the only other he knew, he makes it and presses the "make new topic" button again
he is confronted by the same message, and he loses it all
his soul spirals into a neverinding nightmare of pain and depression
"nooo!" he screams, crying
his mom wakes up and enters the room
"get back in bed!" she yells at him, dragging him to his racecar bed
"mom! wait! i have to do something!" he thrashes and screams, "MOOMM!!"
"I'LL GET MY REVEG THUNDERDUMB!!"

o shit does this mean i am a patrioti

OFFICIAL STICKY OF THE PEOPLE

liter(ature)ally brilliant

UPVOTE

GIVE OP ALL THE BITCHES

this guy should be made a honorary patriot of the thunderdome and given a group as such

he already has a groop

rename it

fuck yeah america

done