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a white man in his thirties shits in the neighbors lawn for no reason given
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whilist his inherently hetereosexual wife in a monogamous relationship beckons him from the doorstep with a freshly-baked pie made of cyanide
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he, too self conscious in his physique, doesn't eat the exquisite dessert, but rather takes the pie and smears it over her dusty housewife
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they proceed to fornicate on the living room floor which is made of laminate mahogany used only to impress guests into thinking you're an affluent person in society with mahogany fucking floors
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whilst a mexican lady old as all shit is praying to a picture of jesus supposedly in the wood grain in the door
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she purposely put ashes on her hands to make people think she was stigmatic and a devout follower of christ
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whilist a black man comes up to the door, dressed in uniform, delivering mother's breat milk door to door in a trancelike state
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his clothing stained with the greasy fury of a bucket of original KFC
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but he is still proud as he isn't the stereotype or as he thinks
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as he is a middle-class man who strives to do excellent in everything and thus failing at it all
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alas there is nothing like the healing power of america
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Re: american
what is this smut
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idk hey oaky can you host doom for your niggies
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ah, but it isnt fornication because theyre marriedbastard wrote:they proceed to fornicate on the living room floor which is made of laminate mahogany used only to impress guests into thinking you're an affluent person in society with mahogany fucking floors
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Red Epoch wrote:ah, but it isnt fornication because theyre marriedbastard wrote:they proceed to fornicate on the living room floor which is made of laminate mahogany used only to impress guests into thinking you're an affluent person in society with mahogany fucking floors
how do you know that
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bastard wrote:Red Epoch wrote:ah, but it isnt fornication because theyre marriedbastard wrote:they proceed to fornicate on the living room floor which is made of laminate mahogany used only to impress guests into thinking you're an affluent person in society with mahogany fucking floors
how do you know that
bastard wrote:whilist his inherently hetereosexual wife in a monogamous relationship beckons him from the doorstep with a freshly-baked pie made of cyanide
cuz you said it was his wife
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is this the movie American Psycho?
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also if op enjoys weird shit like the type in this thread then i suggest he watch american psycho because it really strongly reminded me of american psycho
or read the book ive only seen the movie and its a pretty well directed movie imo
or read the book ive only seen the movie and its a pretty well directed movie imo
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the marriage wasn't legitimate, she was an underage mail order oriental from some third world country that i just so happen to fuck
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this thread's pretty fucking gay to be honest
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yeah, it isbastard wrote:this thread's pretty fucking gay to be honest
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wtf was the point brobastard wrote:this thread's pretty fucking gay to be honest
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