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Post by Urethra Franklin Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:04 pm

a white man in his thirties shits in the neighbors lawn for no reason given
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Post by Urethra Franklin Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:05 pm

whilist his inherently hetereosexual wife in a monogamous relationship beckons him from the doorstep with a freshly-baked pie made of cyanide
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Post by Urethra Franklin Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:06 pm

he, too self conscious in his physique, doesn't eat the exquisite dessert, but rather takes the pie and smears it over her dusty housewife
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Post by Urethra Franklin Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:07 pm

they proceed to fornicate on the living room floor which is made of laminate mahogany used only to impress guests into thinking you're an affluent person in society with mahogany fucking floors
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Post by Urethra Franklin Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:08 pm

whilst a mexican lady old as all shit is praying to a picture of jesus supposedly in the wood grain in the door
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Post by Urethra Franklin Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:09 pm

she purposely put ashes on her hands to make people think she was stigmatic and a devout follower of christ
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Post by Urethra Franklin Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:10 pm

whilist a black man comes up to the door, dressed in uniform, delivering mother's breat milk door to door in a trancelike state
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Post by Urethra Franklin Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:10 pm

his clothing stained with the greasy fury of a bucket of original KFC
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Post by Urethra Franklin Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:11 pm

but he is still proud as he isn't the stereotype or as he thinks
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Post by Urethra Franklin Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:11 pm

as he is a middle-class man who strives to do excellent in everything and thus failing at it all
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Post by Urethra Franklin Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:12 pm

alas there is nothing like the healing power of america
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Post by LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:32 pm

what is this smut
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Post by dogtranswoman328 Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:38 pm

idk hey oaky can you host doom for your niggies liberal arts degree
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Post by RICK ROSS Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:48 am

bastard wrote:they proceed to fornicate on the living room floor which is made of laminate mahogany used only to impress guests into thinking you're an affluent person in society with mahogany fucking floors
ah, but it isnt fornication because theyre married
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Post by Urethra Franklin Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:49 am

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bastard wrote:they proceed to fornicate on the living room floor which is made of laminate mahogany used only to impress guests into thinking you're an affluent person in society with mahogany fucking floors
ah, but it isnt fornication because theyre married

how do you know that
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Post by RICK ROSS Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:55 am

bastard wrote:
Red Epoch wrote:
bastard wrote:they proceed to fornicate on the living room floor which is made of laminate mahogany used only to impress guests into thinking you're an affluent person in society with mahogany fucking floors
ah, but it isnt fornication because theyre married

how do you know that
bastard wrote:whilist his inherently hetereosexual wife in a monogamous relationship beckons him from the doorstep  with a freshly-baked pie made of cyanide

cuz you said it was his wife
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Post by spinnythings Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:19 am

is this the movie American Psycho?
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Post by spinnythings Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:20 am

also if op enjoys weird shit like the type in this thread then i suggest he watch american psycho because it really strongly reminded me of american psycho

or read the book ive only seen the movie and its a pretty well directed movie imo
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Post by Urethra Franklin Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:07 pm

the marriage wasn't legitimate, she was an underage mail order oriental from some third world country that i just so happen to fuck
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Post by Urethra Franklin Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:29 pm

this thread's pretty fucking gay to be honest
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Post by RICK ROSS Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:34 pm

bastard wrote:this thread's pretty fucking gay to be honest
yeah, it is
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Post by spinnythings Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:57 pm

bastard wrote:this thread's pretty fucking gay to be honest
wtf was the point bro
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