things that will never be beaten:

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:54 am

in music:
jamiroquai's virtual insanity
barry manilow's copacabana
bruno mars' anything

in movies:
cool runnings

art:
all ottd art

video games:
cave story when it's not being obsessively ravaged by fans

television:
worlds dumbest (okay not the greatest pick but you just can't beat a show which shows that you are not the most pathetic man in the world)

by glorious master caster Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:13 am

cave story is ok nothing to cum over though

loved me some CS+ though

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:24 am

i'd like to say jason derulo's talk dirty is an unbeatable song just for its rhythm and melody but nah

by glorious master caster Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:36 am

le bruno mars face

by glorious master caster Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:36 am

man his show during the super bowl was fucking awesome

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:42 am

in the book department nothing can beat a complete book of ogden nash's poetry

by glorious master caster Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:47 am

slamjamsk8r wrote:in the book department nothing can beat a complete book of ogden nash's poetry

lel ur little nerd poetry has nothing on tdt

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:48 am

ogden nash wasnt one of those guys who wrote angsty gay poetry he was actually witty and original

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:48 am

probably the only poetry writer ever to do that

by glorious master caster Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:48 am

slamjamsk8r wrote:ogden nash wasnt one of those guys who wrote angsty gay poetry he was actually witty and original

gimmie an example then

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:52 am

the obvious
"candy is dandy
but liquor is quicker"

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:55 am

also "the japanese"
"How courteous is the Japanese
He always says, Excuse it, please
He climbs into his neighbor’s garden
And smiles, and says, I beg your pardon
He bows and grins a friendly grin
And calls his hungry family in
He grins, and bows a friendly bow
So sorry, this my garden now"

and fuck it just read through some of this
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash
guy wrote about 500 poems seriously

by glorious master caster Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:58 am

slamjamsk8r wrote:also "the japanese"
"How courteous is the Japanese
He always says, Excuse it, please
He climbs into his neighbor’s garden
And smiles, and says, I beg your pardon
He bows and grins a friendly grin
And calls his hungry family in
He grins, and bows a friendly bow
So sorry, this my garden now"

and fuck it just read through some of this
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash
guy wrote about 500 poems seriously

how old is the japanese one

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:00 am

written in 1938 so 76 years old i think?

by glorious master caster Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:01 am

figured

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:04 am

guy died in 1971 btw so he's pretty old

by glorious master caster Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:08 am

le racism faise

by Guest Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:28 am

slamjamsk8r wrote:in movies:
cool runnings

?

by **alyaza** Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:35 am

movie about jamaican bobsledding team

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