on the glorious thunderdome

the thunderdome we know as home
there sits a quiet man
who shitposts all he can
his profile says "the pinnacle of quality posting"
the self-named title he's proudly boasting
his profile a menage of toho pics
to which he gets all his kicks
his posts amount to "le lol, amirite?"
which always seems to him to be bright
and to which all the commoners say
"fuck you kid, go away"
we know he won't, not until he destroys the place
which is probably why we banned him, and mocked his face
this tale i write is not untrue,
it happens like every week, and if you aren't so careful, it may happen to you

beware, all ye who dare to enter,
prepare to be tested front and center,
to be mocked and pelted with insults galore
and when you think they stop, to be pelted some more,
to be destroyed and used,
berated and abused,
but you see it's just our way,
and you'll be that way if you stay
so beware to ye who enter here,
for your perception of this world may dissapear