tumblr fails to grasp the idea of modern day piracy

WAIT HOLY FUCK IS THIS FOR REAL

I think they are getting the cartoon pirates mixed up

theyre probably joking

Twelve Forty AM wrote:theyre probably joking

they aren't

prove that shit nurd

what the fuck

old pirates weren't like that either haha

tumbler has no concept of cartoons vs reality

kgigwtbuctg wrote:prove that shit nurd

have you been on tumblr for like even half a second
people identify as space and robots on tumblr
that's not an exaggeration someone actually came out with a pronoun list for robots/dinosaurs/space/etc

mrspurinization wrote:old pirates weren't like that either haha

tumbler has no concept of cartoons vs reality

i'm frightened for their wellbeing when they are inevitably forced in the real world, where "well i have depression etc etc" doesnt work as an excuse

mike giles wrote:

kgigwtbuctg wrote:prove that shit nurd

have you been on tumblr for like even half a second
people identify as space and robots on tumblr
that's not an exaggeration someone actually came out with a pronoun list for robots/dinosaurs/space/etc

what do you mean

YARRR captain blackbeard johnny depp(SO HOt!) amirite?

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:

mike giles wrote:

kgigwtbuctg wrote:prove that shit nurd

have you been on tumblr for like even half a second
people identify as space and robots on tumblr
that's not an exaggeration someone actually came out with a pronoun list for robots/dinosaurs/space/etc

what do you mean

their gender/sexuality
space/bears/dinosaurs/robots
etc

what

WHAT

WHAT.

THE FUCK

ARE YOU SERIOUS

HOW HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT A JOKE

HOW DO YOU IDENTIFY

AS SEXUALLY

A ROBOT

im only attracted to pansexual non cis robots ok??

mike giles wrote:

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:

mike giles wrote:
have you been on tumblr for like even half a second
people identify as space and robots on tumblr
that's not an exaggeration someone actually came out with a pronoun list for robots/dinosaurs/space/etc

what do you mean

their gender/sexuality
space/bears/dinosaurs/robots
etc

I found a guy that hates cis people and there gender is panda
yea plus he is a brony and ugly as fuck

because i've seen multiple people receive death threats over failing to recognize individuals as bears/dinosaurs/space/robots/etc

spend like, maybe a day on tumblr nothing is a joke over there except recycled doge comic sans garbage

it's hard to find the good people there, after a year of pruning the weak to create for myself the least stupid dashboard i still find them constantly

QueenTipsy wrote:

mike giles wrote:

kkkRISTYAN FOOLE wrote:
what do you mean

their gender/sexuality
space/bears/dinosaurs/robots
etc

I found a guy that hates cis people and there gender is panda
yea plus he is a brony and ugly as fuck

is that the fellow in the 'chihiro's gender' tag who calls [people who think chihiro is cis] hostile and transphobic
something-something the-cisphobic-panda

i used the brackets there to make the sentence more legible

here is there tumblr if you want to see this poop for your self
http://mr-moon-the-cisphobic-panda.tumblr.com/

oh christ it's the same guy that actually made me chuckle

mike giles wrote:

QueenTipsy wrote:

mike giles wrote:
their gender/sexuality
space/bears/dinosaurs/robots
etc

I found a guy that hates cis people and there gender is panda
yea plus he is a brony and ugly as fuck

is that the fellow in the 'chihiro's gender' tag who calls [people who think chihiro is cis] hostile and transphobic
something-something the-cisphobic-panda

i used the brackets there to make the sentence more legible

fucking yes

i ask of the thunderdome to go foward with a direct assault on tumblr due to the immediate threat posed by cisphobic-panda against goatlings

check your privilege