Re: Cortana

by **dogtranswoman328** Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:34 pm

i don't even have that phone any more my sister went bitch mode and convinced my dad to downgrade me because i "use it too much" in a desperate attempt to change the subject because she was getting wrecked hard by my dad she doesn't even attend school any more because her emotions are a rollercoaster and she sleeps like 12 hours a day and has 2 jobs and shit she has like 20 absences for the year

by **admin** Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:35 pm

flammahnigga wrote:i don't even have that phone any more my sister went bitch mode and convinced my dad to downgrade me because i "use it too much" in a desperate attempt to change the subject because she was getting wrecked hard by my dad she doesn't even attend school any more because her emotions are a rollercoaster and she sleeps like 12 hours a day and has 2 jobs and shit she has like 20 absences for the year

your sister is a dumb bitch but why are you 'using your phone too much' do you keep using it to google for fixes for bugs lol pwnd

by **dogtranswoman328** Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:39 pm

mrspurinization wrote:
flammahnigga wrote:i don't even have that phone any more my sister went bitch mode and convinced my dad to downgrade me because i "use it too much" in a desperate attempt to change the subject because she was getting wrecked hard by my dad she doesn't even attend school any more because her emotions are a rollercoaster and she sleeps like 12 hours a day and has 2 jobs and shit she has like 20 absences for the year
your sister is a dumb bitch but why are you 'using your phone too much' do you keep using it to google for fixes for bugs lol pwnd

i literally have an lg revere 2 now i can't even take it out in public :'( however in a month i'll be able to upgrade to another android that costs more than the iphone :3

anywayyssysss i actually wasn't using it too much. her main points were that i used it for lots of internet consumption on my daddas data plan which wasn't even an issue because there was room (because lol filternet at school that filters fucking everything and lol phone games) and that i got 'caught' 'cheating' on a 'test' 'with' 'it'

by **dogtranswoman328** Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:40 pm

actually it's just the 1

a fucking lg revere 1, my mom sends me these long text novels and all i get are white squares because it has a fucking character limit to texts and only gets 1x signals which are being decomissioned so i don't even get signal anywhere

fuck me

by **dogtranswoman328** Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:46 pm

wait i just realized are you seriously pretending that windows phone isn't the laggiest shit ever that tries to disguise it with 30 second transition effects

by **admin** Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:50 pm

flammahnigga wrote:wait i just realized are you seriously pretending that windows phone isn't the laggiest shit ever that tries to disguise it with 30 second transition effects

"30 second transition effects" except your wrong fundie :3333

by **admin** Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:51 pm

>mfw christian thinks he understands technology better than my inherently atheist mind

What made computers idioet? SCIENCE. Checkmate.

by **dogtranswoman328** Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:53 pm

mrspurinization wrote:
flammahnigga wrote:wait i just realized are you seriously pretending that windows phone isn't the laggiest shit ever that tries to disguise it with 30 second transition effects
"30 second transition effects" except your wrong fundie :3333

actually i'm right nerd at 4h literally everybody had windows phones and some of the menus would literally fade all the way out and back in

by **admin** Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:54 pm

flammahnigga wrote:
mrspurinization wrote:
flammahnigga wrote:wait i just realized are you seriously pretending that windows phone isn't the laggiest shit ever that tries to disguise it with 30 second transition effects
"30 second transition effects" except your wrong fundie :3333
actually i'm right nerd at 4h literally everybody had windows phones and some of the menus would literally fade all the way out and back in

wat

by **admin** Sat Feb 22, 2014 5:56 pm

what the shit is '4h'

by **dogtranswoman328** Sat Feb 22, 2014 6:10 pm

only the most patriotic boy scouts ripoff ever

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4-H

by **admin** Sat Feb 22, 2014 6:16 pm

when the heck were you in boyscouts

by **dogtranswoman328** Sat Feb 22, 2014 6:35 pm

since forever. i went through the whole cub scouts program, got tenderfoot in boy, went idle, got involved in 4h, went idle again, and now i don't have the most complicated life ever where i'm constantly doing shit i can't motivate myself to do like piano and boy scouts and i'm 100x swaggier

by **admin** Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:56 am

some faggot got WP8.1 already wtf? he said 'i love you' to cortana

Cortana - Page 2 QcHnEFF

by **dogtranswoman328** Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:18 am

wat i'm sorry wtf

by **admin** Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:01 am

Windows 8.1.

by **dogtranswoman328** Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:50 pm

i know but wtf is with her answer

by **admin** Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:35 pm

by **dogtranswoman328** Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:33 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGET IT GUSY

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