want to get ripped without hurting my precious self

it can take 10 years i don't care any ideas?

kil urself

mrspurinization wrote:kil urself

actually if dragon ball z astrology is anything to go by there's really good trainers in hell

i think i'll commit some kind of sexual sin before doing it just to make sure

no pain no gain

if you can't handle getting a little sore after working out then just get super fat and then pay for liposuction or something

flammahnigga wrote:i think i'll commit some kind of sexual sin before doing it just to make sure

jacking off as a warm up? brilliant

mrspurinization wrote:no pain no gain

if you can't handle getting a little sore after working out then just get super fat and then pay for liposuction or something

hon

no but i'm sure there's a way. i don't care about the right now i just want to be a STRONG and FIT YOUNG MAN when i grad

everyone in my school is fucking ripped because the prefreshman physical education program had them running their asses off but the last time i took pee ee was in 7th and the walking is helping but i'm not ripped

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:i think i'll commit some kind of sexual sin before doing it just to make sure

jacking off as a warm up? brilliant

no i was thinking more like rape

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:no pain no gain

if you can't handle getting a little sore after working out then just get super fat and then pay for liposuction or something

hon

no but i'm sure there's a way. i don't care about the right now i just want to be a STRONG and FIT YOUNG MAN when i grad

everyone in my school is fucking ripped because the prefreshman physical education program had them running their asses off but the last time i took pee ee was in 7th and the walking is helping but i'm not ripped

no there isn't unless you're at camp cupcake doing girl pushups or something

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:no pain no gain

if you can't handle getting a little sore after working out then just get super fat and then pay for liposuction or something

hon

no but i'm sure there's a way. i don't care about the right now i just want to be a STRONG and FIT YOUNG MAN when i grad

everyone in my school is fucking ripped because the prefreshman physical education program had them running their asses off but the last time i took pee ee was in 7th and the walking is helping but i'm not ripped

no there isn't unless you're at camp cupcake doing girl pushups or something

ohhh snappppp

but if girl pushups will get me ripped slowly then i'm fine with it

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:no pain no gain

if you can't handle getting a little sore after working out then just get super fat and then pay for liposuction or something

hon

no but i'm sure there's a way. i don't care about the right now i just want to be a STRONG and FIT YOUNG MAN when i grad

everyone in my school is fucking ripped because the prefreshman physical education program had them running their asses off but the last time i took pee ee was in 7th and the walking is helping but i'm not ripped

no there isn't unless you're at camp cupcake doing girl pushups or something

ohhh snappppp

but if girl pushups will get me ripped slowly then i'm fine with it

you might get somewhere after 50 straight years of girl pushups otherwise probably not

k why do girls do it then? legit curious

flammahnigga wrote:k why do girls do it then? legit curious

check your privilege

i want six pack no effort take steriods faget unless us is a pussy? you know why my arms are fucking ripped and i can throw 420 50ft? HARDCORE MASTERBATION i jerk off 30 times a day everyday for 13 years. oh and by 420 i meant TONS

hahaha girl pushups are for fucking PUSSIES

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:i want six pack no effort take steriods faget unless us is a pussy? you know why my arms are fucking ripped and i can throw 420 50ft? HARDCORE MASTERBATION i jerk off 30 times a day everyday for 13 years. oh and by 420 i meant TONS

i can confirm this works

gary oaky wrote:hahaha girl pushups are for fucking PUSSIES

fully agr-pfft hahaha your avatar

girl pushups are done because women have a higher proportion of body fat than men especially where their chest is

any man who has to do girl pushups on a regular basis might want to re-evaluate their sexual orientation

gary oaky wrote:girl pushups are done because women have a higher proportion of body fat than men especially where their chest is

any man who has to do girl pushups on a regular basis might want to re-evaluate their sexual orientation

or look south

i was reading earlier that girl pushups arent as useless as some people think but you look so stupid and regular pushups are still way better that its pointless like totelle

mrspurinization wrote:i was reading earlier that girl pushups arent as useless as some people think but you look so stupid and regular pushups are still way better that its pointless like totelle

dont u wanna be a real man?

gary oaky wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:i was reading earlier that girl pushups arent as useless as some people think but you look so stupid and regular pushups are still way better that its pointless like totelle

dont u wanna be a real man?

scuse u but REAL MEN watch mlp while donning their glorious trilbies

pushups are easy as shit for me now cuz im a PRO BENCHER but i could always do better

fd getting ripped is more about losing weight than being strong anyways you won't have dose six pack abs if you're not at around 10% body fat

all my fat goes to my thighs instead of my butt and my gut instead of my pecs so unless there's some way to change your fat distribution i'm pretty much screwed as i am now so it's either no fat at all or just give up cuz i'm like 21% body fat and my belly in particular just LOOKS like its fat as shit when i'm not really