fuck school+police

le feel when that's only true when people are retarded enough to download offsite apps which is disable by default

mfw that behavior indicates a general breach of usability, not necessarily security problems

mfw FD thinks google bothers to audit code

mfw FD uses the word "usability" the greatest buzzword of all time

le trash man.jpg

da feelio when ammy pretends USAUSAUSAUSAbility isn't a real thing

mrspurinization wrote:mfw FD thinks google bothers to audit code

mfw FD uses the word "usability" the greatest buzzword of all time

le trash man.jpg

le feelerneeler when 0% of all android malware is non-trojan and uninstalling trojans available on the app store assuming they don't get taken down as soon as they're flagged is as simple as removing them

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:mfw FD thinks google bothers to audit code

mfw FD uses the word "usability" the greatest buzzword of all time

le trash man.jpg

le feelerneeler when 0% of all android malware is non-trojan and uninstalling trojans available on the app store assuming they don't get taken down as soon as they're flagged is as simple as removing them

mfw FD thinks that viruses can't make further backdoors in an operating system

le security expert face.png

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:mfw FD thinks google bothers to audit code

mfw FD uses the word "usability" the greatest buzzword of all time

le trash man.jpg

le feelerneeler when 0% of all android malware is non-trojan and uninstalling trojans available on the app store assuming they don't get taken down as soon as they're flagged is as simple as removing them

mfw FD thinks that viruses can't make further backdoors in an operating system

le security expert face.png

le feelerneeler when all the viruses that would be on the app store would be extra blatant with 0 downloads and not fucking candy crush or anything

dat feel when android nerds flaunt how android is ~OPEN SOURCE LINUX~ when linux doesn't even have fucking process jails yet

mfw ios is based on freebsd and has le process jails

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:mfw FD thinks google bothers to audit code

mfw FD uses the word "usability" the greatest buzzword of all time

le trash man.jpg

le feelerneeler when 0% of all android malware is non-trojan and uninstalling trojans available on the app store assuming they don't get taken down as soon as they're flagged is as simple as removing them

mfw FD thinks that viruses can't make further backdoors in an operating system

le security expert face.png

le feelerneeler when all the viruses that would be on the app store would be extra blatant with 0 downloads and not fucking candy crush or anything

inferring candy crush devs couldn't easily add an update that puts in a trojan onto your system

mfw never truly safe

la feela everyone would flip shit if happened

flammahnigga wrote:la feela everyone would flip shit if happened

>mfw fd >>>implies that properly done malware is easy to find

le feeler when ammy thinks there aren't antiviruses for android

flammahnigga wrote:le feeler when ammy thinks there aren't antiviruses for android

>that mfw when needing an AV on my phone
>mfw that tfw halving battery life because of my phone OS's developers' incompetence

le feal when ammy thinks antiviruses have to always be on

le feal when you don't need to have one

i've never even gotten malware on my android and i've done some crazy shit to it

flammahnigga wrote:le feal when ammy thinks antiviruses have to always be on

le feal when you don't need to have one

>have av
>no battery

>dont have av
>no battery because bumrushed by rootkits

flammahnigga wrote:i've never even gotten malware on my android and i've done some crazy shit to it

you've never had malware that you've known about*

fujik u

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:i've never even gotten malware on my android and i've done some crazy shit to it

you've never had malware that you've known about*

if you don't know about it it's not malware

except keyloggers i guess

flammahnigga wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:i've never even gotten malware on my android and i've done some crazy shit to it

you've never had malware that you've known about*

if you don't know about it it's not malware

malware can hide its self until it's too late

read above

flammahnigga wrote:read above

keyloggers arent the only malware that can hide themselves you dummy

thafeel o'neel when i don't know what you're talking about what else could

flammahnigga wrote:la feela everyone would flip shit if happened

DAT FEELING WHYEN PBOKI'NAGP fag

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:

flammahnigga wrote:la feela everyone would flip shit if happened

DAT FEELING WHYEN PBOKI'NAGP fag

menie :(