kids you knew

"Hey guess what dude my dad owns a factory at our house that makes game boys and playstations"

"REALLY??"

"ya"

Kept this shit up for a week, when I found out it wasn't true I beat him up

Now he's my best friend

1st grade

I met my best friend in 4th grade

He was a new kid who had just come to the class in the middle of the year. Now I had LOADS of friends in 4th , but that guy really didn't. So recess came and he was just sitting down on the ground. None of the other kids were doing cool stuff so i sat down and talked to him. Turns out we both liked Dragon Ball Z and we got on to discussions about the show (it was around the same time as Dragon Ball Kai started airing on Nick).

Ever since then we've became the best friends ever. Dude comes over to my house every now and again and we play vidjer gaemz

wehn i was in thee last yesterday im was like walking in the hall and this FUCKING IDIOT was in my girirl so i pumch him in the fat stupid amercan face and he fall on his face. it was funny. and he get so embarass he say "omg be my freind." and i say yes. pitiful fool.

this how i saved the world at a young age

in 4th/5th grade i saw this kid in front of me playing pokemon gold on the bus, asked him about it, talked the rest of the way and we became best broze. played smash bros and SA2:B with him all day every day

he moved to oklahoma when i went into 6th. i wonder how hes doing

mrspurinization wrote:in 4th/5th grade i saw this kid in front of me playing pokemon gold on the bus, asked him about it, talked the rest of the way and we became best broze. played smash bros and SA2:B with him all day every day

he moved to oklahoma when i went into 6th. i wonder how hes doing

IT WAS FLADE

gary oaky wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:in 4th/5th grade i saw this kid in front of me playing pokemon gold on the bus, asked him about it, talked the rest of the way and we became best broze. played smash bros and SA2:B with him all day every day

he moved to oklahoma when i went into 6th. i wonder how hes doing

IT WAS FLADE

knowing what flade looks like thats probably unlikely. he looked polar opposite

one of the friends of my best friend in 6th grade kept saying "I DON'T KNOW YOUUUU" whenever I got near him

now he's one of my best friends


also there was this kid in my 8th grade homeroom
who kept yelling "RAPE PDA SEXUAL HARASSMENT" whenever someone got near him

There was once this table of kids who would sit around and play yugioh last year
I remember one of them was really hardcore and would literally scream whenever something happened
It was hilarious

Stated dime wrote:There was once this table of kids who would sit around and play yugioh last year
I remember one of them was really hardcore and would literally scream whenever something happened
It was hilarious

we have kids like that, they play MTG and VBA games in the library. All very chill guys

Preferable to the snarly, dyed-hair 'hurt Dorr fandummmm' Tumblr kiddos who sit some rows down

Speaking of tumblr
Le tumblr memes such as CAN YOU NOT and Hahahha OMG I CANT BREATh seems to be popular among many people at my school
But yeah, same here, most of those guys were chill for the most part

Stated dime wrote:Speaking of tumblr
Le tumblr memes such as CAN YOU NOT and Hahahha OMG I CANT BREATh seems to be popular among many people at my school
But yeah, same here, most of those guys were chill for the most part

do you mean people saying those phrases or saying them as references or whatever?

Like saying them as phrases

Stated dime wrote:Like saying them as phrases

umm people say both of those things all the time

gary oaky wrote:

Stated dime wrote:Like saying them as phrases

umm people say both of those things all the time

ive never heard 'can you not'

mrspurinization wrote:

gary oaky wrote:

Stated dime wrote:Like saying them as phrases

umm people say both of those things all the time

ive never heard 'can you not'

shortened version of 'can you not do that' i usually hear 'could you not'

gary oaky wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:

gary oaky wrote:

Stated dime wrote:Like saying them as phrases

umm people say both of those things all the time

ive never heard 'can you not'

shortened version of 'can you not do that' i usually hear 'could you not'

never heard anything like that

"can you not"/"could you not" sounds exceedingly rude you'd probably get hit upside the back of the head if you said that here

mrspurinization wrote:

gary oaky wrote:

mrspurinization wrote:
ive never heard 'can you not'

shortened version of 'can you not do that' i usually hear 'could you not'

never heard anything like that

"can you not"/"could you not" sounds exceedingly rude you'd probably get hit upside the back of the head if you said that here

it's usually said by fat high school whalefagwhores who think they're perfect for having a vagina

and cue fd with the canned 4chan response about fat girls

gary oaky wrote:and cue fd with the canned 4chan response about fat girls

actually i have met fat high school girls and they act like they can boss you around just because they're bigger or some shit

In 5th grade there was some fat kid who always sat by himself
I won't say he was full on retarded but there was so something wrong
I decided to sit with him to be nice
Then I found out what a dick he was and went back to my normal friends
He followed me and I decided to give him another shot
He was an even bigger dick so we all moved
The next day I was called down to the office
Apparently he told his mom I was turning his friends against him and all sorts of other shit
I nearly got suspended but I talked my way out of it
so basically I had a real life encounter with FD

ha

i was really good friends with this one kid in 7th grade, but then in 8th he started being a HUGE massive cocksucking faggot to me he even tried to get into a fight with me in the middle of a crowded hallway for no reason so i just completely cut him out. he would always try to talk to me but i'd just give him a cold shoulder until he fucked off.

he started hanging out with the 'edgy' crowd and i think he's gotten into smoking and other stuff. i'd feel a little guilty but man he was a douche

i remember in the 8th grade one of my first friends was this one kid who seemed cool at first but he turned out to be super annoying asshole and weird (and the motherfucker stole my book too) and i didnt want to tell the dude to fuck off or anything because he had like no friends but then he eventually got steamrolled by some black girl and was expelled and people talked about him and they thought i was his friend but i was like "no the dude just latched on to me"

Stated dime wrote:In 5th grade there was some fat kid who always sat by himself
I won't say he was full on retarded but there was so something wrong
I decided to sit with him to be nice
Then I found out what a dick he was and went back to my normal friends
He followed me and I decided to give him another shot
He was an even bigger dick so we all moved
The next day I was called down to the office
Apparently he told his mom I was turning his friends against him and all sorts of other shit
I nearly got suspended but I talked my way out of it
so basically I had a real life encounter with FD

i would rant at you in spanish so that the others couldn't read but you're not even privileged enough to know your own cultural language. think about that for a while

english summary of what i wrote

"look at star what a faggot his idea of somebody being a dick is somebody making fun of his ponyfucker comic"

RNG wrote:i remember in the 8th grade one of my first friends was this one kid who seemed cool at first but he turned out to be super annoying asshole and weird (and the motherfucker stole my book too) and i didnt want to tell the dude to fuck off or anything because he had like no friends but then he eventually got steamrolled by some black girl and was expelled and people talked about him and they thought i was his friend but i was like "no the dude just latched on to me"

why would he get expelled for being steamrolled

mr not racist krabs wrote:

Stated dime wrote:In 5th grade there was some fat kid who always sat by himself
I won't say he was full on retarded but there was so something wrong
I decided to sit with him to be nice
Then I found out what a dick he was and went back to my normal friends
He followed me and I decided to give him another shot
He was an even bigger dick so we all moved
The next day I was called down to the office
Apparently he told his mom I was turning his friends against him and all sorts of other shit
I nearly got suspended but I talked my way out of it
so basically I had a real life encounter with FD

i would rant at you in spanish so that the others couldn't read but you're not even privileged enough to know your own cultural language. think about that for a while

english summary of what i wrote

"look at star what a faggot his idea of somebody being a dick is somebody making fun of his ponyfucker comic"

haha butthurt as fuxck

relax man we're all here to have a good time