Wanna know why you're the most hated group in america?

-Because you automatically associate your religious stance with being an intelligent, or worse, decent human being.
-Because you are incapable of not bringing up your religious stance in an offensive manner to others, especially on the internet.
-Because you think the above is perfectly acceptable, just because Christians somehow oppressed you more than they've oppressed any other religious group.
-Because you actually think that you face a special kind of oppression when you're really just those quiet autistic guys nobody really thinks much of.
-Because you've convinced our schooling system that secular=atheist.
-Because all the loud-mouthed celebrities nobody likes are atheists, and the loud-mouthed part comes from you. Atheism is only a few notches above Scientology.
-Because you hang out on this subreddit showing each other epic bro win memes about why god's not real.
-Because the only intelligent discussion you're capable of having are the exact same fucking arguments repeated over and over from the latest Dawkins book (God isn't good, God is sexist, God isn't real because ______, etc.)
-Because you deify Dawkins and then claim that there is no god.
-Because you are wastes of space and oxygen especially with your retarded conventions and demonstrations.

Here's a 3 step plan to improving your sorry selves; 1) Go fuck yourselves 2) Get a life 3) Stop being such loudmouthed retards and actually learn what atheism is and philosophize beyond what Dawkins showed you.

And I know this post is going to leave you butthurt babies the complete opposite of euphoric, which is good because it's the truth.

So you have figured out that the majority of atheists aren't very happy with religion and believe that religions are pretty silly. You might find some of this shit offensive even. You might even feel that you need to post about how much atheism sucks.

I have a 10 step plan in order for you to correct this issue.

1. Go fuck yourself. This is a crucial step, and will be recommended should you decide to openly voice your concerns about atheism. Might as well get this out of the way so when it is recommended, you can proudly claim 'I've done that already' and the discussion can continue. A broken bottle is ideal, but whatever tool you have available it fine, even if it is a portal gun.
   
   
2. Repeat step 1 to ensure completion.
   
   
3. Unsubscribe. You don't HAVE to be here, you don't HAVE to read the memes, sagan quotes, and dumbasses on facebook. Red button on the right. Go away, we don't want you.
   
   
4. Repeat step 1 again.
   
   
5. Understand our user base. If you live in the UK, you might legitimately not understand a LARGE portion of our users. Google the Bible belt. I will wait..... Ok, that's long enough. There are many atheist teens in the Bible belt, whom stay in the proverbial closet to prevent bad shit from happening to them. This includes something as trivial as being cut off from college (which in the US is not a right, but a paid privilege), to something as sever as being thrown in the streets or (in the rare case) murdered. There have been users on here asking for help due to parents wanting to involuntarily commit them to a psyche ward for their atheism. This is for them to vent.
   
   
6. Repeat step 1
   
   
7. We have every reason to hate religion. While we don't necessarily hate religious people, we do find their beliefs silly and worth mocking. However, religion is responsible for many deaths in Iran, Sudan, and the Bible Belt, especially among this particular faith known as Christian Science, which believes prayer is a legitimate alternative to MEDICINE and SURGERY, which sometimes ends up killing the unfortunate kid.
   
   
8. Repeat step one, one last time.
   
   
9. If you are still here and have concerns, discuss. If not, unsubscribe button is on the right, have a nice day and don't forget to go fuck yourself.
   
   
10. Go fuck yourself.

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