how goes sports in your section of the world?

well obvs colorado is being hometown heroes but what about you guys

vancouver canucks crushin it as always

think i mentioned this the other day but winnipeg jets are suckin the big one so they just fired their manager

doesn't a canadian team always dominate the NHL?

slamjamsk8r wrote:doesn't a canadian team always dominate the NHL?

americans and their evil capitalist ways keep buying up our good players

like 90% of the players in the NHL are canadian but the american teams are usually taking it home nowadays

i was under the impression that the canadians were sweeping up since 2010

mspurinization wrote:

slamjamsk8r wrote:doesn't a canadian team always dominate the NHL?

americans and their evil capitalist ways keep buying up our good players

like 90% of the players in the NHL are canadian but the american teams are usually taking it home nowadays

USA!!

we're buying canada slowly
soon we'll be buying nunavut

slamjamsk8r wrote:we're buying canada slowly
soon we'll be buying nunavut

nunavut actually has a fuck-ton of resource hidden under all that ice. its a literal goldmine (and diamond, uranium, and oil mine)

okay then we'll be peacefully annexing it in the near future

HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF CANADA

yeah canada's pretty much america lite

fuck u

the inuits are tough motherfuckers your tanks could never crush a northern native

the natives dont got shit except the cold though which is fucking brutal i hear

slamjamsk8r wrote:the natives dont got shit except the cold though which is fucking brutal i hear

they're all built like tanks themselves up there cuz they need the pure fat and muscle to brave the weather

the weak children all die and as a result they have a fucking magnificent gene pool like the spartans

but uh
we have inuits in alaska too

slamjamsk8r wrote:but uh
we have inuits in alaska too

lolz alaska is right by the pacific so they're wayyyyyy milder

it's cold up there but it's nothing on the complete desolation of the northwest territories and nunavut

nunavut/NWT together is quite a ways bigger than europe and they have like 50000 people in total

the fucking russians also have those inuit guys too and siberia's fucking horrifying with it's -70 temps

yeah the dudes from the asian steppes

dude seriously you've gotta be hardcore to live in siberia i mean jesus the summers are 100 degrees and the winters are -70

they'd send people to exile out there

big game today in glorious denver colorado the mile high city