has anyone ever hit their toe so hard, your toenail nearly falls off

ow ow owwww it hurts qq

cut off your toe its the only way to stop the pain

YEAHHH IT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 or 9. a big fucking stool in my dad's kitchen that was higher up than i was fell over and landed RIGHT on my big toe. HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER it was all purple under and shit lol. then one day like 2 months later riiight in the midd'le 'a class i just pull it the fuck off my foot. weird day for everyone

i remember vaguely after visiting my great uncle stubbing the shit out of my big toe in the driveway when i was alil kid and it looked like the front of my big toe was going to come off it was bleeding i dont remember my toenail but i do remember my toe was fuuuckked up

It really does hurt

i have never hit my toe that hard but i have gotten razor sharp glass stuck in it before and holy jesus fuck that is not fun

a couple times
once a chair fell on my big toe and hurt like fuck then a few days later the whole toenail turned yellow and peeled off
then another time i went down the stairs too fast, hit my big toe on the wall and it bled but i dont think it fell off

autisticd8er wrote:YEAHHH IT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 or 9. a big fucking stool in my dad's kitchen that was higher up than i was fell over and landed RIGHT on my big toe. HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER it was all purple under and shit lol. then one day like 2 months later riiight in the midd'le 'a class i just pull it the fuck off my foot. weird day for everyone

i remember that class very well

autisticd8er wrote:YEAHHH IT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 or 9. a big fucking stool in my dad's kitchen that was higher up than i was fell over and landed RIGHT on my big toe. HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER it was all purple under and shit lol. then one day like 2 months later riiight in the midd'le 'a class i just pull it the fuck off my foot. weird day for everyone

did you keep it or throw it away

i actually did manage to get my toenail to fall off once

it didn't hurt

tomoko wrote:

autisticd8er wrote:YEAHHH IT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 or 9. a big fucking stool in my dad's kitchen that was higher up than i was fell over and landed RIGHT on my big toe. HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER it was all purple under and shit lol. then one day like 2 months later riiight in the midd'le 'a class i just pull it the fuck off my foot. weird day for everyone

did you keep it or throw it away

yeah i dont know what happened to it afterwards

i dont have it and havent seen it for like 14 years though

my toes have been hardened by my tendency to do this all the time but the nail sometimes breaks off and it sucks

one time when i was little i went to a burger king playground thing and i had my shoes off and i needed to go to the bathroom. so when we were walking out of the playground door my sister SLAMS THE GODDAMN DOOR ON MY PINKY TOE

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:one time when i was little i went to a burger king playground thing and i had my shoes off and i needed to go to the bathroom. so when we were walking out of the playground door my sister SLAMS THE GODDAMN DOOR ON MY PINKY TOE

ugh

the worst one is getting a door closed on your fingers in the hinge. holy shit i once got that in 3rd grade in a locker. didnt get to go to school for liek a week because i couldnt hold a pencil or basically function

mspurinization wrote:

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:one time when i was little i went to a burger king playground thing and i had my shoes off and i needed to go to the bathroom. so when we were walking out of the playground door my sister SLAMS THE GODDAMN DOOR ON MY PINKY TOE

ugh

the worst one is getting a door closed on your fingers in the hinge. holy shit i once got that in 3rd grade in a locker. didnt get to go to school for liek a week because i couldnt hold a pencil or basically function

it happened twice same door same burger king both but only first time the nail came off

mspurinization wrote:

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:one time when i was little i went to a burger king playground thing and i had my shoes off and i needed to go to the bathroom. so when we were walking out of the playground door my sister SLAMS THE GODDAMN DOOR ON MY PINKY TOE

ugh

the worst one is getting a door closed on your fingers in the hinge. holy shit i once got that in 3rd grade in a locker. didnt get to go to school for liek a week because i couldnt hold a pencil or basically function

i didnt get my finger caught in the hinge but holy fuck one windy fucking day im coming into my moms garage from the back door and as i close it, the wind bursts and slams it right on my fingers and i start sprinting around the house holding my hand

my fucking middle finger got hit the worst, and i can only actually remember that one being affected by it at all. luckily it was my left hand so i could function

i also remember having it in ice while playing diablo 2 with one hand

Red Epoch wrote:

mspurinization wrote:

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:one time when i was little i went to a burger king playground thing and i had my shoes off and i needed to go to the bathroom. so when we were walking out of the playground door my sister SLAMS THE GODDAMN DOOR ON MY PINKY TOE

ugh

the worst one is getting a door closed on your fingers in the hinge. holy shit i once got that in 3rd grade in a locker. didnt get to go to school for liek a week because i couldnt hold a pencil or basically function

i didnt get my finger caught in the hinge but holy fuck one windy fucking day im coming into my moms garage from the back door and as i close it, the wind bursts and slams it right on my fingers and i start sprinting around the house holding my hand

my fucking middle finger got hit the worst, and i can only actually remember that one being affected by it at all. luckily it was my left hand so i could function

i also remember having it in ice while playing diablo 2 with one hand

  le epik

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:

Red Epoch wrote:

mspurinization wrote:

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:one time when i was little i went to a burger king playground thing and i had my shoes off and i needed to go to the bathroom. so when we were walking out of the playground door my sister SLAMS THE GODDAMN DOOR ON MY PINKY TOE

ugh

the worst one is getting a door closed on your fingers in the hinge. holy shit i once got that in 3rd grade in a locker. didnt get to go to school for liek a week because i couldnt hold a pencil or basically function

i didnt get my finger caught in the hinge but holy fuck one windy fucking day im coming into my moms garage from the back door and as i close it, the wind bursts and slams it right on my fingers and i start sprinting around the house holding my hand

my fucking middle finger got hit the worst, and i can only actually remember that one being affected by it at all. luckily it was my left hand so i could function

i also remember having it in ice while playing diablo 2 with one hand

  le epik

quality post

mspurinization wrote:

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:one time when i was little i went to a burger king playground thing and i had my shoes off and i needed to go to the bathroom. so when we were walking out of the playground door my sister SLAMS THE GODDAMN DOOR ON MY PINKY TOE

ugh

the worst one is getting a door closed on your fingers in the hinge. holy shit i once got that in 3rd grade in a locker. didnt get to go to school for liek a week because i couldnt hold a pencil or basically function

you had lockers in 3rd grade...?

who didnt

spinnythings wrote:

mspurinization wrote:

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:one time when i was little i went to a burger king playground thing and i had my shoes off and i needed to go to the bathroom. so when we were walking out of the playground door my sister SLAMS THE GODDAMN DOOR ON MY PINKY TOE

ugh

the worst one is getting a door closed on your fingers in the hinge. holy shit i once got that in 3rd grade in a locker. didnt get to go to school for liek a week because i couldnt hold a pencil or basically function

you had lockers in 3rd grade...?

yes :3 they were full-sized ones too

i went to a super posh school (in an already pretty wealthy town) and you bet your sweet butt we got our own lockers in 3rd grade

i thought this was normal until i went to arizona, then in 7th i learned it isnt normal in canada either

some day i want to go back there and check out the school

i pay 1000$ usd to get into my school and did ot get lockers until 6th grade

Diseased_Giraffe wrote:i pay 1000$ usd to get into my school and did ot get lockers until 6th grade

it was public school lol

the school was just located in the 'fancy' part of town so naturally it was a fancy school

the town i live in is far from fancy