Re: im 1/8th of the way to key west

by ammmmy Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:09 pm

seth wrote:tomokos can conquer the land and relive human history on fast forward

she'll learn how to build her own shelter, hunt for animals, and forge metals to create viking armor and in twenty years she will have advanced so far on her own that she'll have a nuclear reactor powering her home

then she will return, with the body of a battle-hardened warrior who has wrestled alligators and bears to death to face her asshole roommate

her bitch roommate will be out hiking and see a light through some trees and she'll go through to a clearing with a massive, gothic castle standing 3 miles into the air and tomoko will be standing at the entrence with a footballer's body and pulsing muscles and be all "i waited for you" and then sets her hair on fire like spinny suggested

by **LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD** Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:27 pm

tomokos jumps down from the top of the castle and crushes her nerd roommate and holding her over a cliff she tosses her off to her doom below and while she flies through the air a divine bolt of lightning strikes her

by ammmmy Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:34 pm

seth wrote:tomokos jumps down from the top of the castle and crushes her nerd roommate and holding her over a cliff she tosses her off to her doom below and while she flies through the air a divine bolt of lightning strikes her

tomoko jumps off the cliff without a moment of hesitation and using her massive toned body flies downwards 4x faster than the bitch roommate with her foot out and stamps her cleated, hand-crafted boot into the back of the roommate while they're still in the air, jumps off of the now lifeless body and back onto the cliffside, looking downwards as the body finally hits the rocks before and vaporizes into a bloody mist

by ammmmy Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:34 pm

le feel when none of this will get to happen because spinnythings is a controlling man-pig

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