spaghetti problems

anyone have issues with spaghetti?

me 4chane betur may mays

>sit down in government class
>middy sits down in front of me as usual
>i look at her, she turns around and looks at me
>she leans in, whispers
>"im bored, wanna fuck"
>i stand up in shock
>spaghetti begins cascading out of my pockets
spaghetti fills the whole room
>spaghetti fills the whole school
>school explodes from too much spaghetti
>mfw

spinnythings wrote:>sit down in government class
>middy sits down in front of me as usual
>i look at her, she turns around and looks at me
>she leans in, whispers
>"im bored, wanna fuck"
>i stand up in shock
>spaghetti begins cascading out of my pockets
spaghetti fills the whole room
>spaghetti fills the whole school
>school explodes from too much spaghetti
>mfw

wow that sucks

> be me
> 8th grade
> giving speech in front of class on first day
> people starting to giggle
> wonder why
> look down
> pockets dripping tomato sauce
> release spaghetti in shock
> room floods with spaghetti
> school floods with spaghetti
> city floods with spaghetti
> state floods with spaghetti
> spaghetti floods into ocean
> cry
> taken to principals office
> detention for spaghetti assault

>mfw this thread is gay

>that fel

this is like that gay forumid thread about the spaghetti

Red Epoch wrote:this is like that gay forumid thread about the spaghetti

oh godd

ironik 2 l e max

ammyfs wrote:>mfw this thread is gay

>that fel

you are the shitposter for bullying me! kikelander

tomokos10thaccount wrote:

ammyfs wrote:>mfw this thread is gay

>that fel

you are the shitposter for bullying me! kikelander

shut up FLATLANDER we will storm your walls

fuck u

shit thread

I hate it when spaghetti is sticky

i hate when i roll it on my fork and it rolls off