commit glorious seppuku in the name of jesus christ and our lord and savior allah who hails to the gods of ammy and seth

i think that should be a new catchphrase or something

hail mighty nippon koku

requesting sticky launch code Q L T Y P S T 4 2 0

GLOBAL ANNOUNCEMENT INITIATED

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Allah-Allah

A ammy-worshipping thunderDUMB loving rtcity was teaching a class on Seth, known OTTD admin

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Ammy and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Fastlane250!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, ROT-loving top25poster NBC Roblox user who had 15,000 combined hours of ROT browsing, and understood the necessity of thread-shitting and fully supported all swering threads made by the edgy spam alts, stood up and held a L2D thread.

"When was this L2D thread created?"

The arrogant RTCity smirked quite OTTDly and smugly replied, "2012, you crazy faggot. What the fuck does this have to do with Seth?"

"Wrong. It was made in 2010. If it was 1 year old, and evolution — as you say — is real, then it should be an animal now."

The RTCity was visibly shaken, dropped his chalk and printable copy of OTSW, and stormed out of the room crying OTThunderdome crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all made spamalts on that day. An Eagle named "xxxSEXxxx69" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalk. The users chanted their postcounts and joindates several times, and MSE6 himself showed up to ban everyone in the classroom (fucking tyrant mods).

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all of eternity.

Semper Fi

p.s am i the only noe who thinks thunderdumb is full of cancerus autists??

beautiful

Ego enim liberum esse moriturum!
من أجل الحرية وأود أن يموت
自由のために私は死ぬだろう

amsk8r salve

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Amsk8r Saliva

glory glory

Al Hojoom!
Al Quetal!

A few months later, it's take your child to work day. I don't have any kids (girls run away from me if I ask them out) and it's a good day. This kid comes in and talks with a couple of my co-workers about random stuff. My boss's daughter is 9 and she comes in and says, "Praise Jesus thank tha lord!" As we were doing introductions, I leaned down and whispered in her ear, "gOD doesnt real you fucking funDIE", something innocent... the same way people go "those are some cool shoes" to a kid. Nothing weird at all. After the day is done, my boss brings me into his office and confronts me about it, telling me again he thinks it's weird and to cut it out at work. I try to tell him its no different than people pulling aside the other kid and talking about sports with him and stuff. But I oblige and for the next few months, didn't bring it up at all feeling now like my boss has it out for me.

EMPIRES FALL
BUT WE ARE STANDING TALL
CUZ MOTHER RUSSIA WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL

patriotism

invincible