graphical BIOS

what the fuck is up with this stupid ass ricer bullshit

are the old ncurses-looking interfaces really too hard for people?

i can see the intel board of directors right now

"hmm what should we le inovate today"

"well we could make POWER the standard CPU architecture for desktops LIKE THEY FUCKING SHOULD BE X86 IS GAY AND DEPRECATED JESUS FUCK or we could add some worthless bullshit to BIOSes that make them look hi tek and gaymueer approved so the retards who buy our high end processors don't feel dumb when they get lost in simple textual menus"

bios no longer exists this is a completely new system called 'efi' for supporting extended hardware (like drives bigger than 3tb for x86/64 systems)

somewhere along the line apple needed support for pretty colors and animation to have that little spinning icon and apple logo when you turn their computers on so pee see hardware companies decided 'fuck lets just throw a whole gui in'

efi is gay bios for life

why do they have to make the GUI look so STUPID

its made to look like a bunch of H4XX0R shit but my mom could decipher what the stuff's supposed to do

because manufacturers want to peddle $500 motherboards (hahah im serious they exist as GAYMER boardz) to people who build pcs and think they're soo smart for putting expensive legos together but don't know how to work da bios

couldnt they make them look normal though

gayf wrote:couldnt they make them look normal though

HOLY FUCK LOL THATS THE GAYEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE using that would make me feel like im using an MSPAINT image and pretending to edit settings on the computer like i did when i was 7 WHOS IDEA WAS THAT OMFG

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Yes, I'm an Athiest program developer working for the government, and yes, I support this new upgrade. The graphical improvements are outstanding and for once I can actually understand what is going on instead of all that text that was included in previous versions. Thanks, Asus!

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