fuck you and fuck you

http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/10/youre-infected-if-you-want-to-see-your-data-again-pay-us-300-in-bitcoins/

ransomware that encrypts all your shit and throws away the key

come the fuck on that's just mean

not the first one but fuck these are the WORST

another reason to switch to le cloud

it gives you the key if you pay as long as its servers are up

spinnythings wrote:it gives you the key if you pay as long as its servers are up

i dont think anyones gonna be willing to pay

some dudes actually coughed up $300

im gonna guess it's the usual, a PDF reader xxxploit or java shit

this doesn't really affect me because i have mandatory access control, so even if it could come within 500 yards of a linux system i'm still untouchable

not to mention all my important things are on the cloud^TM

if i got this i'd probably just do a reinstall and not give a fuck since i almost never have any important files on my hard drive

ammyy wrote:not to mention all my important things are on the cloud^TM

if i got this i'd probably just do a reinstall and not give a fuck since i almost never have any important files on my hard drive

billions of pictures of tohous

such important files

not bank information
not deep dark secrets

touhous

spinnythings wrote:

ammyy wrote:not to mention all my important things are on the cloud^TM

if i got this i'd probably just do a reinstall and not give a fuck since i almost never have any important files on my hard drive

billions of pictures of tohous

all a man ever needs

imgur has a neato feature that sends you a zip of all your account images, so i used it and it still has yet to email me the zip because it's still processing on their servers

i submitted the request 2 weeks ago

ammyy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

ammyy wrote:not to mention all my important things are on the cloud^TM

if i got this i'd probably just do a reinstall and not give a fuck since i almost never have any important files on my hard drive

billions of pictures of tohous

all a man ever needs

imgur has a neato feature that sends you a zip of all your account images, so i used it and it still has yet to email me the zip because it's still processing on their servers

i submitted the request 2 weeks ago

maybe it was one billion gigabytes and because of that it just never sent

i think it's the reason why imgur has been such a buggy piece of shit lately

i caused the "image failed to upload" problem and i'm the one most affected by it, damn

im 100% sure it errored out and doesnt exist

spinnythings wrote:im 100% sure it errored out and doesnt exist

come on, 1 million PNGs isn't too much when you compare it to other things

imgur gets something like 100 million unique visitors a day i'm sure they have the manpower to handle all my stuff

ammyy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:im 100% sure it errored out and doesnt exist

come on, 1 million PNGs isn't too much when you compare it to other things

imgur gets something like 100 million unique visitors a day i'm sure they have the manpower to handle all my stuff

im pretty sure the ability to package images into a zip does not cover one billion images

spinnythings wrote:

ammyy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:im 100% sure it errored out and doesnt exist

come on, 1 million PNGs isn't too much when you compare it to other things

imgur gets something like 100 million unique visitors a day i'm sure they have the manpower to handle all my stuff

im pretty sure the ability to package images into a zip does not cover one billion images

i don't think there's a total size limit for zips

the problem is actually compressing all! that! shit!

compression is very resource intensive so their machines are probably going nuts

ammyy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

ammyy wrote:come on, 1 million PNGs isn't too much when you compare it to other things

imgur gets something like 100 million unique visitors a day i'm sure they have the manpower to handle all my stuff

im pretty sure the ability to package images into a zip does not cover one billion images

i don't think there's a total size limit for zips

the problem is actually compressing all! that! shit!

compression is very resource intensive so their machines are probably going nuts

im still 100% sure they just ignored the request

i think it's automated

i will get my zip of cuties

why would they turn it down?

i'm a paying customer and i have my RIGHT to have a gigabyte zip of cuties

ammyy wrote:why would they turn it down?

i'm a paying customer and i have my RIGHT to have a gigabyte zip of cuties

server limit to keep from getting overloaded

spinnythings wrote:

ammyy wrote:why would they turn it down?

i'm a paying customer and i have my RIGHT to have a gigabyte zip of cuties

server limit to keep from getting overloaded

that's not how it works! :3

even if it was they defenitely would have told me they couldn't process all my images instead of "please wait while we process your collection"

ammyy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

ammyy wrote:why would they turn it down?

i'm a paying customer and i have my RIGHT to have a gigabyte zip of cuties

server limit to keep from getting overloaded

that's not how it works! :3

even if it was they defenitely would have told me they couldn't process all my images instead of "please wait while we process your collection"

does it still say that

spinnythings wrote:

ammyy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:server limit to keep from getting overloaded

that's not how it works! :3

even if it was they defenitely would have told me they couldn't process all my images instead of "please wait while we process your collection"

does it still say that

"You have a lot of images! It's going to take us a bit to get your download ready for you. We will email you when it's ready, so be sure your account email is correct."

when i click the 'submit' button it gives me;

"Opps! You already requested this download."

so it's still processing

ammyy wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

ammyy wrote:that's not how it works! :3

even if it was they defenitely would have told me they couldn't process all my images instead of "please wait while we process your collection"

does it still say that

"You have a lot of images! It's going to take us a bit to get your download ready for you. We will email you when it's ready, so be sure your account email is correct."

when i click the 'submit' button it gives me;

"Opps! You already requested this download."

so it's still processing

wow ok