iphone 5s

it has a fucking fingerprint sensor haha

i'm pretty impressed how they managed to cram a fucking fingerprint sensor into their super thin phones color me impressed if it isn't just a shitty gimmick

the color me impressed bit is an unintentional pun because they're selling the iphone in multiple colors other than white and black now

iphone 420

is there anything else

amsogator wrote:is there anything else

iphone 5c made of plastic for budget buyerz

ooo

what does the c stand for

Princess Daisy wrote:what does the c stand for

cheap

i just made that up i have no fucking idea

Princess Daisy wrote:what does the c stand for

color

to be fair despite it not being jesus i still think the 5c is more interesting than using some shitty ass lagdroid

phones r 4 children

amsogator wrote:phones r 4 children

when i volunteered at my old elementary school last year i saw a bunch of 4th graders with iphones sitting on the swing and calling each other 'lesbians'

loser bruiser wrote:

amsogator wrote:phones r 4 children

when i volunteered at my old elementary school last year i saw a bunch of 4th graders with iphones sitting on the swing and calling each other 'lesbians'

lol gay

having a really small circle of friends is nice cuz you don't need a 400 dollar shiny gadget to keep in touch with them

amsogator wrote:

loser bruiser wrote:

amsogator wrote:phones r 4 children

when i volunteered at my old elementary school last year i saw a bunch of 4th graders with iphones sitting on the swing and calling each other 'lesbians'

lol gay

having a really small circle of friends is nice cuz you don't need a 400 dollar shiny gadget to keep in touch with them

you don't need a $5 gadget either but it's always nice to have a phone for cellular communication

the only reason to get a phone is in case of emergencies

amsogator wrote:the only reason to get a phone is in case of emergencies

lack of necessity does not invalidate usefulness which is probably why http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_mobile_phones_in_use a fuckload of dudes have them

it's useful depending on what situation you're in nerd

i don't find a 400 dollar shiny gimmick used to play angry birds and emulate teh retro gaems useful at all

it's useful if you're a lawyer or some other on-call job but if you're me it's a big waste of money

amsogator wrote:it's useful depending on what situation you're in nerd

i don't find a 400 dollar shiny gimmick used to play angry birds and emulate teh retro gaems useful at all

it's useful if you're a lawyer or some other on-call job

no shit but i'm not gonna shit on starving ethopian dudes who managed to buy a mobile phone somehow if they choose to entertain themselves with it

those $8 flip phones have pacman on them

loser bruiser wrote:

amsogator wrote:it's useful depending on what situation you're in nerd

i don't find a 400 dollar shiny gimmick used to play angry birds and emulate teh retro gaems useful at all

it's useful if you're a lawyer or some other on-call job

no shit but i'm not gonna shit on starving ethopian dudes who managed to buy a mobile phone somehow if they choose to entertain themselves with it

those $8 flip phones have pacman on them

i think that's for the emergency aspect

also it's not like africa is a flat plane with some jungle trees and high stacks of corpses a lot of countries there have been doing well for themselves

amsogator wrote:

loser bruiser wrote:

amsogator wrote:it's useful depending on what situation you're in nerd

i don't find a 400 dollar shiny gimmick used to play angry birds and emulate teh retro gaems useful at all

it's useful if you're a lawyer or some other on-call job

no shit but i'm not gonna shit on starving ethopian dudes who managed to buy a mobile phone somehow if they choose to entertain themselves with it

those $8 flip phones have pacman on them

i think that's for the emergency aspect

also it's not like africa is a flat plane with some jungle trees and high stacks of corpses a lot of countries there have been doing well for themselves

ethiopia

amsogator wrote:the only reason to get a phone is in case of emergencies

you can go fuck urself my phone is extremely useful to tell my mom im staying after school so she doesnt freak out and call the cops on me

spinnythings wrote:

amsogator wrote:the only reason to get a phone is in case of emergencies

you can go fuck urself my phone is extremely useful to tell my mom im staying after school so she doesnt freak out and call the cops on me

that isn't an 'emergency' but it's not playing angry birdz and final fantasy ii like a nerd either

seth2 wrote:

spinnythings wrote:

amsogator wrote:the only reason to get a phone is in case of emergencies

you can go fuck urself my phone is extremely useful to tell my mom im staying after school so she doesnt freak out and call the cops on me

that isn't an 'emergency' but it's not playing angry birdz and final fantasy ii like a nerd either

my phone only texts and calls its all i need but having no phone at all is far worse