TRASHBOT OFFICIAL SHITPOSTING THREAD

[LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD]

ammycore port coming soon

[LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD]

the easy way would be making it in pseudo-c with the processing library but the only shitposting worthy of ottd is highly optimized

[amsoautisticd8er]

write it in binary to make the memory usage as streamlined as possible

[amsoautisticd8er]

or write it in POWER assembly

[amsoautisticd8er]

or lisp

[LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD]

i fucking hate lisp this would be a great opportunity to learn it

[amsoautisticd8er]

be sure to release tha sours coad for us to examine

i'll make a coreammy port with it

[amsoautisticd8er]

all applications on coreammy are written in lisp, the kernel rejects anything that isnt

[amsoautisticd8er]

all applications on coreammy are written in lisp, the kernel rejects anything that isnt

except for FORTRAN

[LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD]

fuck that im gonna go fortran it's more similar to c

[amsoautisticd8er]

ok but i want the source codezz

[LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD]

sharing my source code is more uncomfortable than being naked in front of millions of people what if

someone

insults my creation

[amsoautisticd8er]

i cant even do fizzbuzz yet i wont have the slightest idea if your code sucks or not

[amsoautisticd8er]

if sharing your source code is like standing naked in front of people then sharing it with me is like stripping in front of a blind person

[LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD]

if sharing your source code is like standing naked in front of people then sharing it with me is like stripping in front of a blind person

that's weird what if they accidentally touch you

[amsoautisticd8er]

if sharing your source code is like standing naked in front of people then sharing it with me is like stripping in front of a blind person

that's weird what if they accidentally touch you

fuck u thats irrelevant

trashbot must be ported to my fictional operating system

[amsoautisticd8er]

http://www.reddit.com/user/JERK-O-MATIC

this is the kind of bot trashbot aspires to be

it's seriously impressive some of its posts would be impossible to mistake from a typical redditor

XDDDD! DAE GET IT? UP DOG? WHATS UP DOG? TIPS FEDORA Good one my kind sir!

Downvote if you hate /r/circlejerk and think /b/ is way funnier

I keep getting an Xboner. Should I see a ps4octor?

THIS^THISTHIS

TL;DR: FTFY

Comedy gold

[RICK ROSS]

it needs to type in ironik comic sans!!

[RICK ROSS]

http://www.reddit.com/user/JERK-O-MATIC

the way it links to /r/circlejerkbooted makes me think trashbot should link to quality threads randomly

[amsoautisticd8er]

http://www.reddit.com/user/JERK-O-MATIC

the way it links to /r/circlejerkbooted makes me think trashbot should link to quality threads randomly

have it scan OTSW for stub articles and then link to them in a random thread along with "EDIT IT YOU FUCKS"

[amsoautisticd8er]

OTSW immediately get s filled with edits as OTTD obeys trashbot's every command

[RICK ROSS]

you could also change his avatar randomly since trashboat asked you to stop and dogman left

[amsoautisticd8er]

you could also change his avatar randomly since trashboat asked you to stop and dogman left

brilliant

first things first tho how are we going to get it to submit posts

[RICK ROSS]

you could also change his avatar randomly since trashboat asked you to stop and dogman left

brilliant

first things first tho how are we going to get it to submit posts

i have no god damn clue

[amsoautisticd8er]

seth will find a way

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