near death experiences

post yours since i know you have a few

there was the one time i screwed in a lightbulb while the socket was on which should have zapped me dead

when i was a little kid my dad was going to take me with him to return a videotape to the rental place but i was asleep, so he went alone
while he was stopped at a stoplight a drunk driver slammed into him
the backseat was completely flattened
in other words if i had gone id be dead whoop

when i was a reaaal little kid was at the bottom of a slide that ended at a pool, and i was just chillin when my cousin went down the slide and knocked me in, and i was just sitting there at the bottom and my sister dove in and saved me

i almost drowned in a pool once

i cant swim