shit your teachers do/did

back in 3rd-5th grade i can't remember what year i thought it was insane that one of my teachers was adamant about clapping with their two fingers rather than hands and she was so intolerant to noise that kids talking could give her serious headaches (elementary school where i lived was one class per teacher) and she would be bitchy for the rest of the day

i had some super hippie bitch who told us a story of how she didn't trust the big city so she moved up in the mountains alone to live with her husband and her cats and one day an eagle picked the fucker up and dropped it so she sewed it back together and expected us to believe that shit - in class she would get pissed as fuck if you clapped so she asked for the kids to snap their fingers like hipsters in a coffee place haha

my biology teacher this year was chill as fuck though there was a bitch who would talk all day and say everything ironically and laugh at herself so he took her phone when she wasn't looking and put it in the lizard cage and when she found out it was gone she cried

my socials teacher in 8th grade kept making stupid comparisons to star wars like it was the funniest shit ever

the roman empire was nothing like the dark side or whatever the fuck you fag

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:the roman empire was nothing like the dark side or whatever the fuck you fag

they used the force of thousands of legions of unstoppable soldiers

my 6th grade math teacher showed us youtube videos on fridays

one of them was a screamer hwoaaaaa

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:the roman empire was nothing like the dark side or whatever the fuck you fag

actually romes history inspired star wars
le

we had a science teacher in 7th grade called kennard who people called "ke-nerd"

spinnythings wrote:

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:the roman empire was nothing like the dark side or whatever the fuck you fag

actually romes history inspired star wars
le

source or suck my dick raw

'well they're similar this is my proof'

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_sources_and_analogues
it has similarities to asimovs foundation series which I have read and KNOW is based off of Rome, just in space

spinnythings wrote:http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_sources_and_analogues
it has similarities to asimovs foundation series which I have read and KNOW is based off of Rome, just in space

le citing wikipedia

wtf do you want me to site

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:

spinnythings wrote:http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_sources_and_analogues
it has similarities to asimovs foundation series which I have read and KNOW is based off of Rome, just in space

le citing wikipedia

isn't their largest article a list of all of the pieces of plastic used on the sets of every star wars movie ever

spinnythings wrote:wtf do you want me to site

my dick bitch

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:

spinnythings wrote:wtf do you want me to site

my dick bitch

your dick says you're right oh shit

spinnythings wrote:

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:

spinnythings wrote:wtf do you want me to site

my dick bitch

your dick says you're right oh shit

my dick always takes my side

this is what celibacy has done for me