microsoft is the largest contributor to the NSA's spying

whats your excuse, OTTD?

xbone

now nsa approved

spinnythings wrote:xbone

daily reminder microshit has been spying on you because you use run wangbutts

this isnt an issue for me because i use a non-shit OS

my computer isnt a gaming console

i watch porn on my xbox one so all the gays at the nsa have something fun to watch through their spycams and i never wear clothes around the house

spinnythings wrote:i watch porn on my xbox one so all the gays at the nsa have something fun to watch through their spycams and i never wear clothes around the house

buy an xboner and put a tv in front of the kinect which plays a non-stop stream of gay porn

"i thought i was gonna be fighting da terrorists not watching 'poor little white guy' for the 50th time!!"

i have the deadliest fucking combo ever that can arguably be equal to having the nsa sit in front of you

wangblows and verizon mlg gangster fiber optic

mega wrote:i have the deadliest fucking combo ever that can arguably be equal to having the nsa sit in front of you

wangblows and verizon mlg gangster fiber optic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_Information_Protection_and_Electronic_Documents_Act

:3

ammy wrote:

mega wrote:i have the deadliest fucking combo ever that can arguably be equal to having the nsa sit in front of you

wangblows and verizon mlg gangster fiber optic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_Information_Protection_and_Electronic_Documents_Act

:3

i could only dream about that here

microsoft wants your children

Princess Daisy wrote:microsoft wants your children

so what if i never have any children ever

do they just bust in, lock the door and extract my sperm?

mega wrote:

Princess Daisy wrote:microsoft wants your children

so what if i never have any children ever

do they just bust in, lock the door and extract my sperm?

they give you an orphaned baby and then take it away moments later

ammy wrote:

mega wrote:

Princess Daisy wrote:microsoft wants your children

so what if i never have any children ever

do they just bust in, lock the door and extract my sperm?

they give you an orphaned baby and then take it away moments later

participant babies receive an xbox one

mega wrote:

Princess Daisy wrote:microsoft wants your children

so what if i never have any children ever

do they just bust in, lock the door and extract my sperm?

either

a) they force one of their workers to have sex with you and get her pregnant with the baby and take it the instant its born

b) they clone you and take your clone away

or

c) they time travel to the past and take you and make you theirs or something

Princess Daisy wrote:

mega wrote:

Princess Daisy wrote:microsoft wants your children

so what if i never have any children ever

do they just bust in, lock the door and extract my sperm?

either

a) they force one of their workers to have sex with you and get her pregnant with the baby and take it the instant its born

b) they clone you and take your clone away

or

c) they time travel to the past and take you and make you theirs or something

about c here

microsoft windows 95 ad campaign

"we can fucking buy your children"