what do you want to be when you grow up

Employed.

Extraordinary Magician wrote:Employed.

dont crush our dreams please!

Extraordinary Magician wrote:Employed.

sitting in a bar downing jugs of alcohol doesn't count magi

oaky wrote:'when do we get to train on EVE????????'

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE CADET????????


I want to be a cyborg commando

Drill sergeant just walks away.*

fag enabler wrote:

Extraordinary Magician wrote:Employed.

sitting in a bar downing jugs of alcohol doesn't count magi

fuck you dogman he's actually trying to get a job/education unlike spinny who is too much of a bitch to even fill out an application in person

oaky wrote:

fag enabler wrote:

Extraordinary Magician wrote:Employed.

sitting in a bar downing jugs of alcohol doesn't count magi

fuck you dogman he's actually trying to get a job/education unlike spinny who is too much of a bitch to even fill out an application in person

le social problems

oaky wrote:

ammy wrote:

mega wrote:

oaky wrote:

ammy wrote:ill work as a video game maker despite having no experience with programming and failing math because "when am i ever gonna need this"

firsthand experience the most math you'll need to program at all are sines cosines and tangents from trigonometry

fucking knew it

except he's dead wrong nerd

protip window geometry isn't ``software development''

no anything beyond that is math that is automatically handled

unless you're doing it from scratch like you should (nobody is going to anymore because not using a game engine is a practice that everyone discourages for no good reason) any math library already has the complicated shit done for you

yeah except no respectable, well paying company will hire ANYONE who relies on those things

do you honestly believe your precious blender 3D was crafted with 8th grade mathematics?

Extraordinary Magician wrote:Employed.

i believe in you!

ammy wrote:

oaky wrote:

ammy wrote:

mega wrote:

oaky wrote:

ammy wrote:ill work as a video game maker despite having no experience with programming and failing math because "when am i ever gonna need this"

firsthand experience the most math you'll need to program at all are sines cosines and tangents from trigonometry

fucking knew it

except he's dead wrong nerd

protip window geometry isn't ``software development''

no anything beyond that is math that is automatically handled

unless you're doing it from scratch like you should (nobody is going to anymore because not using a game engine is a practice that everyone discourages for no good reason) any math library already has the complicated shit done for you

yeah except no respectable, well paying company will hire ANYONE who relies on those things

do you honestly believe your precious blender 3D was crafted with 8th grade mathematics?

ya python has a shit ton of easy librariez

my point is that mathematics is not the most important part of being able to be an epic codere it's the ability to visualize problems like an autistic kid and come up with appropriate and sometimes novel solutions which is why programming is a computer science

ammy wrote:

Extraordinary Magician wrote:Employed.

i believe in you!

the day magician gets a job is the day we celebrate magician getting a job

party all day party all night

actually im gonna scrap the whole 'lol compuder sciernce' thing

i want to be a teacher! it just seems like so much fun, and i have a bit of an influence on people (as some of you have noticed) so i'd be really good as one!

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:actually im gonna scrap the whole 'lol compuder sciernce' thing

i want to be a teacher! it just seems like so much fun, and i have a bit of an influence on people (as some of you have noticed) so i'd be really good as one!

being a teacher isn't exactly the hugest aspiration so it means you'll probably become one!

i just want to stay on otx forever and suck dick for cash

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:actually im gonna scrap the whole 'lol compuder sciernce' thing

i want to be a teacher! it just seems like so much fun, and i have a bit of an influence on people (as some of you have noticed) so i'd be really good as one!

sometimes i think about being a teacher and being that badass teacher who gives everyone only FIVE problem for homework and does fun projects all the time and if someone turns it in late id be like psssssssssh w/e and take it with no points deduction anyway and then have parties every holiday and everyday that they get back from vaction i would just have them watch educational videos

but in truth i dont really want to be a teacher

oaky wrote:i just want to stay on otx forever and suck dick for cash

ya i'd like to rot in a corner with a laptop sitting on my knees until the end of time but if i cant do that then i might as well brainwash highschoolers into following my ways of life

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:

oaky wrote:i just want to stay on otx forever and suck dick for cash

ya i'd like to rot in a corner with a laptop sitting on my knees until the end of time but if i cant do that then i might as well brainwash highschoolers into following my ways of life

spinny's pretty adamant by it so i'll follow his example and swallow dong

oaky wrote:

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:actually im gonna scrap the whole 'lol compuder sciernce' thing

i want to be a teacher! it just seems like so much fun, and i have a bit of an influence on people (as some of you have noticed) so i'd be really good as one!

being a teacher isn't exactly the hugest aspiration so it means you'll probably become one!

idk about the US but they're in the same leagues as our doctors and lawyers

i kinda wanted to do stuff with video games but since i know that's impossible i'll probably aim much lower

huge fag wrote:i kinda wanted to do stuff with video games but since i know that's impossible i'll probably aim much lower

making games is easy as shit today because nerds will eat anything up that is any of the following or better yet all of them:

- filled with retarded eyecandy shaders/physix
- requires a gtx 780 hex sli to run
- epic win RETRO grafix/sound
- ironick (parody making fun of america/the 20s/the 40s/the 80s)
- features some shitty fandom character in one scene of the game

oaky wrote:

huge fag wrote:i kinda wanted to do stuff with video games but since i know that's impossible i'll probably aim much lower

making games is easy as shit today because nerds will eat anything up that is any of the following or better yet all of them:

- filled with retarded eyecandy shaders/physix
- requires a gtx 780 hex sli to run
- epic win RETRO grafix/sound
- ironick (parody making fun of america/the 20s/the 40s/the 80s)
- features some shitty fandom character in one scene of the game

make sure you advertise it as '8-bit' even though its a blocky monstrocity with roughly 6 enormous pixels on the display

Amsoautisticd8er wrote:

oaky wrote:

huge fag wrote:i kinda wanted to do stuff with video games but since i know that's impossible i'll probably aim much lower

making games is easy as shit today because nerds will eat anything up that is any of the following or better yet all of them:

- filled with retarded eyecandy shaders/physix
- requires a gtx 780 hex sli to run
- epic win RETRO grafix/sound
- ironick (parody making fun of america/the 20s/the 40s/the 80s)
- features some shitty fandom character in one scene of the game

make sure you advertise it as '8-bit' even though its a blocky monstrocity with roughly 6 enormous pixels on the display

8-bits of ass-splitting techno

don't forget the buzzwords
-voxel
-physx
-3d
-dynamic lighting
-real-time
-free dicks

im going to make a game about spinny where he goes on a quest to cure his eternal virginity but then an axe gets thrown and it chops off his erect dingaling and in slow motion it falls to the floor and slow motion spinny yelling "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO" with a horrified look and then when it hits the floor it makes a deep booming sound and then it begins to rain and the credits roll playing this song quietly and you can still hear the rain

Farm Status Player wrote:im going to make a game about spinny where he goes on a quest to cure his eternal virginity but then an axe gets thrown and it chops off his erect dingaling and in slow motion it falls to the floor and slow motion spinny yelling "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO" with a horrified look and then when it hits the floor it makes a deep booming sound and then it begins to rain and the credits roll playing this song quietly and you can still hear the rain

you will make billions of dollars

i giggled like a bitch reading that and then seeing the title 'THIS WILL MAKE YOU CRY'