i got this cool laptop from the school to finish some work in another room

the bios isnt locked lol

lets fuck shit up

i fucking knew keeping a trisquel GNU/Linux livecd on me would come in handy some day

prepare to have your freedoms respected

your freeodms will be valiantly respected

lol why do work when i can install linux distros onto school hardware

you should return it so brutally fucked they finally realize you should be allowed nowhere near expensive hardware

spinnythings wrote:you should return it so brutally fucked they finally realize you should be allowed nowhere near expensive hardware

suck my dick spinny

they'll see that sexy trisquel logo and herald me as the greatest man to ever live and install freedom-respecting linux distros on all school hardware and richard stallman will come down and appoiint me to second in command of the free software foundation wherein i will increase revenue for the foundation and get the word of free software spread to the masses and everybody will uninstall windows cuz it fuckin sucks and install glorious dragora and the world will be good and then the intel board of directors will commit ritualistic suicide and fall on the grave of steve jobs as bill gates and that one bald faggot starve to death and the united states of america will be renamed to "libreland"

bill gates is too busy helping starving african children to eat anyways

HAHAHAH I BROUGHT SOME LIVECDS TO TRY ON IT TODAY AND IT WOKRED



this fucker actually has some pretty damn sexy specs for an old toshiba

im not going to install any lunix distros on this because i dont want to risk being fined and possibly expelled but it's nice to know that i can still skid out on this shitty school system

swiftlinux isn't FSF approved anyways so i don't want to install shit onto the skool computers

if i was going to force linux onto "zachary" i would give him only the best

this laptop is pretty excellent for linux distros though, there's no noticable hardware incompatibilities

gonna try and get the model name and number before i turn this thingy back

shit it was made like 400 billion years ago so its impossible to find anywhere

suck my dick universe

fuck you motherfucker

oh man i forgot swiftlinux is a forensics distro (i just picked something out of my pile of livecds)

it even comes with fucking ophcrack so i can go maximum skid if i wanted to

clench your buttcheeks net admins, ammy's back in business

god this laptop sucks so much asshole

it's hardware compatibility is top notch but its actual performance levels blows cock (though it still smacks the hell out of my shitbox HP laptop)

i'd imagine the school district would give me money to take this thing

its funny because they had the BIOS menus locked up but the startup dialog was completely open for sweet buttsex

putting the 'penetration' back into 'penetration testing'

i like how horrendously insecure windows is

all i had to do was mount sda1 and i got total access to everybody's everything i don't even need to put in passwords it's all just there for the taking

really fuckin high quality operating system

feels so good to be a script kiddie

im gonna stick a text file in some kids startup folder and all it'll say is "dicks"

k there

ammy's evil knows no boundaries