VICTORY IMMORTAL

OK SO I JUST GOT DONE PLAYING ANOTHER GAME.

MY FRIENDS WHERE LOSING GROUND AND AS THEY DID THIS, I PROCEEDED TO MAKE A MASSIVE ARMY. I ALSO MADE CATAPULTS THAT CAN CUT THROUGH TREES, I USED THESE TO GET INTO MY ENEMIES BASE BY CUTTING THROUGH THE TREES WITH THE CATAPULT, UTTERLY DECIMATE TWO OF MY ENEMIES BASES, AND SOME OF MY 3RD ENEMIES BASE. IT WAS FUCKING GLORIOUS.

BUT ALL WAS NOT GOOD AS THEY WHERE CHASING ME THROUGH THE MAP, AND I LOST GROUND EVERY SECOND, MY ALLIES CONTINUED TO SEND ME RESOURCES AND WALL SPAM TO DELAY THEM, BUT EVENTUALLY MY ALLIES LOST AND THEY BROKE EVERYTHING WE HAD, SO I USED A SIEGE ONAGER AND 5 LOVELY LADIES TO CUT THROUGH A FOREST AND MAKE A LONG PATH AND KEPT WALLING IT OFF

EVENTUALLY I GOT CORNERED SO I BUILT A TOWER AND HID IN IT AND SHOUTED "VICTORY IMMORTAL"
AND THEN SPAMMED "GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!"

SCREENSHOTS:
THE TOWER

classic move

i have no idea whats going on

i see trees and carts

this is one of reds favorite moves
when a game becomes hopeless he'll just build walls further and further back into a forest and pen one unit up in that hole and declare himself eternal winner
it pisses the other team off so much and it's fuckin funny
i had to break through one of those cockblocks before

spinnythings wrote:this is one of reds favorite moves
when a game becomes hopeless he'll just build walls further and further back into a forest and pen one unit up in that hole and declare himself eternal winner
it pisses the other team off so much and it's fuckin funny
i had to break through one of those cockblocks before

this is what happens when you play too much startegy. fucking addicts

TrashBoat wrote:

spinnythings wrote:this is one of reds favorite moves
when a game becomes hopeless he'll just build walls further and further back into a forest and pen one unit up in that hole and declare himself eternal winner
it pisses the other team off so much and it's fuckin funny
i had to break through one of those cockblocks before

this is what happens when you play too much startegy. fucking addicts

red plays like once a week

spinnythings wrote:

TrashBoat wrote:

spinnythings wrote:this is one of reds favorite moves
when a game becomes hopeless he'll just build walls further and further back into a forest and pen one unit up in that hole and declare himself eternal winner
it pisses the other team off so much and it's fuckin funny
i had to break through one of those cockblocks before

this is what happens when you play too much startegy. fucking addicts

red plays like once a week

still, too much hype over it.

and it's a really cheap move which is why it's so funny

spinnythings wrote:and it's a really cheap move which is why it's so funny

you could also put your men in the best boats and ride around for hours and piss people off

that won't work on a map with no water

spinnythings wrote:that won't work on a map with no water

then pray that you get in a map with water, but isnt there only one default map?

TrashBoat wrote:

spinnythings wrote:that won't work on a map with no water

then pray that you get in a map with water, but isnt there only one default map?

1. wtf no
2. we play on no-water maps for a reason

spinnythings wrote:

TrashBoat wrote:

spinnythings wrote:that won't work on a map with no water

then pray that you get in a map with water, but isnt there only one default map?

1. wtf no
2. we play on no-water maps for a reason

fuck u when do we start

TrashBoat wrote:

spinnythings wrote:and it's a really cheap move which is why it's so funny

you could also put your men in the best boats and ride around for hours and piss people off

this happens every time i play age of mythology because i play conquest when you have to kill and destroy every single building and unit

unfortunately fishing boats that they randomly send around the entire map count as units

oaky wrote:

TrashBoat wrote:

spinnythings wrote:and it's a really cheap move which is why it's so funny

you could also put your men in the best boats and ride around for hours and piss people off

this happens every time i play age of mythology because i play conquest when you have to kill and destroy every single building and unit

unfortunately fishing boats that they randomly send around the entire map count as units

dont play conquest, play supremacy

In age of empires me and my friends made a transport ship, we each put on villager on there and then one of my friends stole a relic and they where chasing us ans we shouted "sink the relic bitch!"

And one time I made a legion of light cavalry and ran away from my enemies armies and then I infiltrated this guys base and slaughtered a bunch of villagers and fled before his army could get me. Then they all chased me for thirty minutes and only killed me by putting guard towers everywhere

this is literally incredible

trashboat wrote:

oaky wrote:

TrashBoat wrote:

spinnythings wrote:and it's a really cheap move which is why it's so funny

you could also put your men in the best boats and ride around for hours and piss people off

this happens every time i play age of mythology because i play conquest when you have to kill and destroy every single building and unit

unfortunately fishing boats that they randomly send around the entire map count as units

dont play conquest, play supremacy

same thing in supremacy in aom as it turned out

im surprised.