/a/non on tulpas

Why does /a/ not get tulpa waifus?

I honestly can't think of a single benefit having a real girlfriend has besides them being, well... real. With a tulpa you can have sex whenever you want, they can look like whatever the fuck you want, there's no periods, bitching, tiny screaming needy crotch demons, no chance of her cheating, no chance of her taking all your money and divorcing you so you aren't able to see your poop machine sperm monkeys, they can't unexpectedly die, can't tell the police that you beat them, and there's no evidence if you murder them.

Unless you're a faggot and want to be in a relationship with real women, there's no downsides I can think of.

Princess Daisy wrote:whats a tulpa

Magician wrote:

Princess Daisy wrote:whats a tulpa

It's essentially an imaginary friend that you fool your brain into thinking that it's actually there.
Like your brain will think it sees, hears and feels it.
It's also something you don't have direct control over, has it's own personality or some shit.

So, long story short to create a tulpa you have to be retarded enough to make your brain suffer from psychosis.

There is some tulpa website out there somewhere, went on their IRC once to ask questions about it and apparently the bronies bother them a lot because a lot of them are constantly asking for help in creating MLP tulpas.

Princess Daisy wrote:whats a tulpa

Princess Daisy wrote:

Magician wrote:

Princess Daisy wrote:whats a tulpa

It's essentially an imaginary friend that you fool your brain into thinking that it's actually there.
Like your brain will think it sees, hears and feels it.
It's also something you don't have direct control over, has it's own personality or some shit.

So, long story short to create a tulpa you have to be retarded enough to make your brain suffer from psychosis.

There is some tulpa website out there somewhere, went on their IRC once to ask questions about it and apparently the bronies bother them a lot because a lot of them are constantly asking for help in creating MLP tulpas.

ooh okay

but why would a brony want a tulpa save for the obvious reasons

I honestly can't think of a single benefit having a real girlfriend has besides them being, well... real

diplo wrote:

I honestly can't think of a single benefit having a real girlfriend has besides them being, well... real

prob ably cause u never HAD ONE

Magician wrote:

Princess Daisy wrote:whats a tulpa

It's essentially an imaginary friend that you fool your brain into thinking that it's actually there.
Like your brain will think it sees, hears and feels it.
It's also something you don't have direct control over, has it's own personality or some shit.

So, long story short to create a tulpa you have to be retarded enough to make your brain suffer from psychosis.

There is some tulpa website out there somewhere, went on their IRC once to ask questions about it and apparently the bronies bother them a lot because a lot of them are constantly asking for help in creating MLP tulpas.

Magician wrote:

Princess Daisy wrote:whats a tulpa

It's essentially an imaginary friend that you fool your brain into thinking that it's actually there.
Like your brain will think it sees, hears and feels it.
It's also something you don't have direct control over, has it's own personality or some shit.

So, long story short to create a tulpa you have to be retarded enough to make your brain suffer from psychosis.

There is some tulpa website out there somewhere, went on their IRC once to ask questions about it and apparently the bronies bother them a lot because a lot of them are constantly asking for help in creating MLP tulpas.

spacejamsk8r wrote:it makes a shitty gaia-level joke out of something very real

most of these dipfucks who talk about "mai waifu!!" are just latching onto the first character they can find to feel like they fit in to their shitty imageboard

Red Dead Revolver wrote:

spacejamsk8r wrote:it makes a shitty gaia-level joke out of something very real

most of these dipfucks who talk about "mai waifu!!" are just latching onto the first character they can find to feel like they fit in to their shitty imageboard

remember that kid who i said "Doesn't otaku mean gay in japanese?" well a while before that my friend told me he heard him talking about wanting to marry zelda and every time there is a free dress day he wears the same legend of zelda shirt

Red Dead Revolver wrote:

spacejamsk8r wrote:it makes a shitty gaia-level joke out of something very real

most of these dipfucks who talk about "mai waifu!!" are just latching onto the first character they can find to feel like they fit in to their shitty imageboard

remember that kid who i said "Doesn't otaku mean gay in japanese?" well a while before that my friend told me he heard him talking about wanting to marry zelda and every time there is a free dress day he wears the same legend of zelda shirt

spacejamsk8r wrote:it makes a shitty gaia-level joke out of something very real

most of these dipfucks who talk about "mai waifu!!" are just latching onto the first character they can find to feel like they fit in to their shitty imageboard

Red Dead Revolver wrote:this is something spinny would do

spinnythings wrote:

Red Dead Revolver wrote:this is something spinny would do

fucking hell no its something you would do you homolord