So the other day I was walking down the hall at my middle school and I saw some loser casual using ubuntu

I didn't know this kid, so I automatically assumed that he doesn't know shit about linux. As we all know, it's WRONG for people to enjoy and use linux, ESPECIALLY if they don't know how it works.

I ran up to him and just instantly started attacking him entirely based on his n00b distro choice. "U MAD THAT U SUK CANONICALS DICK EVERY 6 MONTHS? HOW'S UNITY FAGGOT?" He responded: "Ha, unity sucks, I changed that months ago." Everyone knows that you can't change unity no matter what you do, so I sat him down and educated him on how he was still wrong for getting the same shit that took me took hours and days to set up, but in 15 minutes and with no work or education required.

I mean, what a fucking little kid, right? He didn't know shit about how linux ACTUALLY WORKS, and just installed a bloated, non-minimal distro like a complete tool. After he walked away with his friends, he probably fucked off back to his bullshit job.

I encourage all of you to do the same. STOP letting people use and enjoy linux. It's not about replacing windows, it's about pretending to be a skid. We all know we're superior for using hardc0re distros. Keep linux as our own secret club so we can pretend that we're better, and DON'T let it be a free, general purpose OS that everyone can use.

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This site pisses me off. I hate all you condescending, proprietary circle-jerking British motherfuckers. This shit isn't free software. Everyone talking about Ubuntu is like "O my god it's the best open source outlet! You can patch whatever you want!" Lick my fucking gooch. You aren't aloud to patch shit here, you can't view source there, you have to follow a guidelines list a mile long, the search function tracks everything you do, you can't share an opinion on the mailing lists unless it's the same as the rest of the group, the programs need stupid fucking bullshit overused "social media" functions like Facebook and last.fm, which little fuckers link themselves to boost their little fucking "nerd cred", or they're liberal, scientific or "open source" sensationalist posts that everybody on the site can collectively fap on as they soak up each others awesomeness and talk about just how fucking cool they are. Fuck you, Ubuntu. I quit.